They had a rotten convention

And everyone was there:

Hamburger Face and Gruesome Grace

And the Skull with the slimy hair.

There was Mr. Mud and the Creepin’ Crud

And the Drooler and Belchin’ Bob,

There was Three-Headed Ann-she was holdin’ hands

With the Whimperin’ Simperin’ Slob.

The Unpronounceable Name, he came

And so did Saw-Nose Dan

And Poopin’ Pete and Smelly Feet

And the Half-Invisible Man.

There was Sudden Death and Sweatsock Breath,

Big Barf and Deadly Bore,

And Killin’ Dillon and other villains

We’d never seen before.

And we all sat around and told bad tales

Of the rottenest people we knew,

And Everyone there kept askin’…

WHERE WERE YOU?

• by Shel Silverstein

love you Juls !!!!