Welcome to the Korova Milkbar
Please sit down, relax and have a Moloko
" There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being
really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the
evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto,
and you may, O my brothers, have forgotten what these mestos were like, things changing so
skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, newspapers not being read much neither.
Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no licence for selling
liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they used to
put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one
or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring
Bog And All His Holy Angels and Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your
mozg. Or you could peet milk with knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you
up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this
evening I'm starting off the story with."
-A Clockwork Orange
Want to learn the Nadsat-language used in A Clockwork Orange?
Download this document: nad_doc.zip
There's also a translator for DOS.
Download it here: nadsat.zip
Please, take a look at my main page here!
Some of my gestures. I had to put them into one ZIP.
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No time for the old in-out, love-- I've just come to read the meter.
Welly-welly-welly-welly-welly-welly-well!!
This would sharpen you up, and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
I was cured, all right.
Viddy well, little brother-- viddy well.
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Keeper of the Korova Milk Bar is Razor.
Thanx and (Vampyre Kiss & Hiss) to all my dark friends.
You know who you are.