Well it's been about a year since the last one and things in the Hole are about the same as always. Strike-out talked about a plant wide Christmas party and as you can see that was a typical mistruth, maybe we misunderstood and he meant next year,guess we'll have to wait and see. Just a little advice, don't hold your breath.
The 5s program has been in full swing in the M\S and money's been flowing like water, or should I say fountain. This is rather interesting since times are supposedly tough because of the economy, but the college boys say it's only money and we can always lay off more people to make up for the money we're spending.
On to more important ramblings. Tonto tried to rip his hand off in the drillpress, so the doctor had him doing therapy. Tonto said after the accident he could hardly stroke long enough to get hard, but now he can finish two times in a row. His goal is to be able to do it five times before his hand gets tired.
Peeper has been happy since he took over the paint room, but he's now handicapped due to a rollerskating injury. Rumour has it an eight year old girl in a short dress bent over and while he was watching and fantasizing he ran into the wall.
Long Dong is back from his back surgery, doctors are afraid he may re-injure himself because of his endowment. Long Dong was unavailable for comment. Doctors wanted to remove some, but since rumours of Biscuit's endowment have surfaced he said no.
Since we're talking about Biscuit it has been said that if there's food involved he'll actually do some work, seems he is on the grill at Whitetail and would do work, but because he's so well hung, like a stallion, the women won't leave him alone.
A little warning to all M\S visitors there is a large spider leaving webs through out the shop, so please becareful when walking around.
Time to wrap things up on this issue, as always your input is appreciated so please feel free to e-mail us.
Now for the disclaimer, if you don't like it don't read it. BLAH,BLAH,BLAH
