GUDEN DAG
(And for those who do not know German it means good day).
Well I have tried to at least quell mine through this page. I urge you oh unknown one to take a peek into the saga of One of the most ELECTRIFYING PERSONALITIES to walk on planet earth .
Do not assume that this is going to be boring, trust me it has got everything from Aerosmith to the X-files . Now onto my auto-biography
( Don't proceed any further if you are from the IRS/Linux sympathizer, any of my ex-faculty, if you have a pimple on your p***s, if you are the kind that think whatever windows can do today, MAC did 5 years ago, my pet dog, if you have broken the national record for farting continuously without break, if you think you can do one better than me, G-d, if your mom had diapered the wrong end when you were a kid (not knowing the difference),if you are a computer geek who gives his phone no in hex, if you belong to 'The cult of the Pimpled Pansy Pimps", if the time elapsed since you last visited a temple is less than 12 years, if you are reading this on a frame incapable browser, if you still think you can manage with DOS on a m/c with 1MB RAM, if you cannot find the answer to the following scrambled movie puzzle- 2T(clue-movie with ARNOLD SCWARZNEGGER in the lead directed by JAMES CAMERON ),if you are seriously competing with NAWAZ SHARIF in an IQ test (no one can possibly have an IQ less than that geek), if your kind of ideal music is listening to ABBA on LP's, if you are of the GEORGE FERNANDEZ type and feel that the best place to for your foot is in your mouth, if you do not think AISHWARYA RAI is the most beautiful girl on planet earth, if you have been abducted and sexually abused by space aliens, if you are a dyslexic devil worshipper and have sold your soul to SANTA, if you have never cut classes at college, If you have not made a contribution to the KARGIL FUND, if you like backdoor entries, if you haven't watched even one episode of THE X-FILES, if you have never played QUAKE2 ,if you believe 'Jesus is coming', if you are a genius (b'coz genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration- I have a good idea how you would smell), if you have never used the word f**k in your life, if you have never seen a playboy magazine in your life, if you are an animal or gay rights activists, if you resemble man's ancestor-you are better off in a cage with a collar around your neck,this page is not for you-'BRRAACCKK', lastly if you have lent me something and expecting to recover it .)
I am V.Vijayaraghavan - V.J for short(no not the video jockey kind) . 5th march 1978 was a red letter day in the history of the planet as the most
singular and significant event happened- The great one took his first breath.
I have graced the portals of many a school, though it was Padma Seshadri Bala Bhavan(one of the best schools this side in India) which was fortunate as I did my twelfth from there . I have finished my B.E in Electronics and Communication from Kumaraguru College of Technology.
I guess I have revealed enough about my past to fill a FBI file. Here are certain things I like and believe in -these would sum up my individual personality I guess.
Let me start
with a few things I like...I am a staunch atheist, for it is my personal belief that a person who believes in God ...well believes in only God while an atheist believes in himself and I must
say that only when a person believes in himself he can even hope to achieve something in this lifespan. No do not even for a moment think that I am sermonizing or that I am trying to alter
your views. After all no one but himself is responsible for his ideas and views and as this my homepage I am portraying my views. Well well well,... enough of all this pseudo religious and
philosophical B.S. I strongly believe in the following words by some anonymous geek
"Some succeed because they are destined to. But most succeed because they are determined to".
(Well if anyone knows who wrote this piece be sure to mail me). There is nothing like determination and hard work (it took me only 16 weeks to finish my homepage well that is another story altogether). Don't take this too seriously , I put it as an afterthought 'cause after all no one should ever say there is nothing of any worth in this page .
Now for the lighter side. I absolutely
love jokes (If anyone knows any reeaaally good ones be sure to send it to me). I have a good sense of humor and I truthfully try to lighten the situation around by trying to evoke a few
guffaws. Here are a few of absolute one-liner gems (I picked these from the net of course)
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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. |
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If money could talk, it would say "goodbye." |
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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. |
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Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it |
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
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Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. |
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Statistics are like bikinis; what they conceal is more important than what they reveal |
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. |
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Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? |
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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. |
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The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. |
Apart from all these ,let me just tell you 'O unknown one' a few things I absolutely adore.
I think I am the greatest fan alive of Aishwarya Rai. I have spent almost my entire internet time hunting for her photos. Talk to any of my friends and you will get my drift. You will find the best pictures of her by clicking here
I am also one of the biggest fans of THE X-FILES and as far as I can remember I haven't missed a
single episode . My favorite is of course Fox Mulder . If anyone has watched the 6th installment mail me what happens (does Fox or Scully die?). I also like The Cancer man a lot. If you
would like some cool X-file pics click the alien to go to my x-filespage.
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