Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution - Murder of a cast iron lawn dog; Attempted Burglary of numerous donut shops (he usually eats the evidence).

Jim Farmer is being sought in connection with the December 1980 murder of a Saxonburg, Pennsylvania, cast iron lawn dog who was shot twice at close range after being brutally beaten about the head and face with a stale loaf of bread.

Alias: Hey You, Mr. Nice Guy, Yo, Farang, Jimbo, Khun Jim, James Edward Farmer (True name), and others.

Jim Farmer, who is considered a career criminal and master of assumed identities, specializes in the burglary of donut shops. He is reportedly allergic to Viagra, likes puppy dogs, is a flashy dresser, and a big tipper (Who wrote all of this crap anyway!!!).

Scars or marks: Allegedly has a small scar on his right cheek (no, not on his face!).

Occupations: Beach patrol, hydraulics sales engineer, fake jewelry salesman, real estate salesman, Dunkin DoNut manager, and computer repairman.

Nationality: Caucasion American

Place of birth: Louisville, Kentucky