All About Me
| Sex | I'm a Bitch |
| Age | 49 (9 in your years) |
| Height | Tall enough |
| Weight | None of your business |
| Hair Color | Light Brown with platinum highlights |
| Eye Color | Dark Brown |
| Likes | CHEESE!!!, Giving kisses (with tongue),. Hedgehogs, Balls, Sleeping, Sunshine, Carrots, Being loved, Car rides, Hearing squeaky toys scream, and Tummy rubs,. |
| Dislikes | Baths, People who don't share their food, Wet Grass, Company that doesn't know when to leave, Leashes, Being over-loved, People who use my grass, Car rides, and did I mention Baths? |
| Hobbies | Sleeping, Hunting other domestic fauna, Being cute and loveable (ooops, that's my REAL profession), Playing Ball, Biting the noses off hedgehogs, and Semi-nude sun-bathing. |
| Nicknames | Kina, Snarffy, Giant Brown Furry Slug, FuzzFace, Stinky, Puppy Girl |
| Goal in life | To gain opposing digits and open the refrigerator myself! |