Society of Gesture Makers Edds Insulting/humourous GesturesVP Links directory


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This is a new page of humourous/insult gestures (created 8th Jan 1999). If you use these gestures, then it is at you own peril. I've got fuck all to do with it! So download and be happy. (this is my disclaimer!)


To download these gestures, right click, "save target as", save file to your chosen directory - you need to use winzip to unzip the gestures into your vp/ext/gestures folder


After receiving some e-mail that some of my friends are having trouble unzipping some files, I have put the approximate file size ater the description. If you have trouble opening the zip, please double check the size of your downloaded zip agrees with the size I have in the description. If it doesn't tally, download it again as sometimes the complete file has not been downloaded. Many thanks......(Edds)


Since I am Scottish, (please visit my "about me" page)and have made these gestures, then my voice appears on most of them. It is of course a Scottish accent. If you don't like it, then please see the gesture intitled "blowit1", and if you do like it, please see the gesture intitled "kiss1". In any case, let me know by signing my guestbook!

blowit1.zipBlow it out your ass!
brains1.zipBefore you shoot your mouth off, make sure you're brains are loaded!
devil1.zipCheeky devil!
fuckup1.zipFuck up, Coffee cup!
kiss1.zipGimme a kiss!
martian1.zipGoddamn martians are everywhere!
pussy1.zipCan I stroke your pussy?
whacky1.zip Anyone for whacky baccy?
Dickhead.zipSharrup! Richard Cranium!!!
Hair.zipJust because you've got hair round your mouth, you don't have to talk like one!!?
shitfac1.zipShit-faced, fuck-headed titty!!
Shitstea.zipFuck off, SHITSTEAM!!!

A lot more of this shit will follow, so if you want some fun, please look in regularly! But sshhh...keep it a secret by telling as many folk as possible! Hugs from edds


Here is a new idea that I,ve came up with....... Below are two gestures that I use when someone asks for an age/sex check, or when someone asks where everyone is from. If you would like me to make you two gestures like them, then e-mail me a wave file of your voice saying....

"I'M FROM ...(WHEREVER)..

and another saying ...

"MALE/FEMALE ..AGE.."

I'll get them back to you as soon as poosible. And don't worry, it's a totally FREE service!!!

Please keep each wave file size to under 30k, otherwise I'l have to edit them.

(more hugs from Edds!!)

43.zipI'm 43
Scotlan1.zipI'm from Scotland


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click here for my Avator page click here for Edd's links page
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