As I take a stroll down memory lane, I get to see all of the things that  remind me of fun times and  wow, this doormat sure looks inviting.  I would just love to open a door and see him laying down at my feet so I could wipe my well worn dirty boots on his  back. 
A talking doormat at that.  One that welcomes you by greeting you at the door with a smile that soon is replaced by the dirt from the bottom of my boots.
Oh...the memories.

This  shot was called bye-bye.  So this is what you see right before you get your face stepped on right?

These were fun boots.  Still have them.