DRUNK-KIDZ
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"Fuck It Let's Get Drunk"
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"Starkle, Starkle, Little Twink,
Who the hell are you I think,
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up."
Can you handle this ride? Check your stock and get ready for round two...
Here is a look into more members of the Masters of Alcohol Consumption: BrewCrew
Dan:
A.K.A. Dano. Dan "The toothless wonder" Jordan is the one responsible for the original idea of the BrewCrew. He is also the creator of our catchy "FILGD" phrase. You can always find Jordan with beer in hand yelling out this catch phrase. Known by all to be one of the best beer chuggers around. Should you bring Jello shots to a party and Jordan is there, you had best kiss the batch goodbye...If you're down with what the BrewCrew's got goin on then Jordan has got two words for ya, "Drink Up."
E-mail Dano
Jason:
A.K.A. Murph. Murph, a story all in himself. A myth and a legend umongst all beer drinkers world-wide. He along with Big Country barely survived a brutal attack by the "Bud Light Ninja", but they do live to tell the tale. Murph the only non-conformist to the BrewCrew's Bud Light diet, can always be found with a cooler or fridge full of Miller Lite (he does this because he knows no one will raid that crap). Be it known to all that if Murph does join you at a party, then no misfourtune will fall upon you because Murph was cursed to have all bad things happen to him!
E-mail Murphy
More words to you all...When your out having fun or even in your own home destroying everything in sight...remember the Jabroni that yells "last call" is fair game. Anything that is not nailed down can be launched in his/her general direction. And if all else fails storm the bar until you have sufficient amounts of alcohol to get you through the night (or weekend). Party hard and be safe.
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