Welcome to Virtucon, a multi-billion dollar business. Founded in the '60s by me, the infamous Dr. Evil, we have prospered to become a viscous corporate raider of the '90s. Our initial work was in the fields of volatile chemicals and world terrorism. We have since altered our facade, primarily getting involved in the telecommunications industry. We currently have cable companies in 38 states.
We have also ventured into the steel industry and oil refining. More recently, we have opened a factory in Chicago that makes models of little factories. We currently draw profits of over 9 billion dollars a year. With the return of Dr. Evil as Owner, Chairman of the Board, and company President, we will begin to move into the "holding the world hostage" industry.
We have had an unfortunate accident and have lost our vice-president- Number 2. We are currently accepting applications for the position. Please send your resume and the names of 3 evil references to our Human Resources Dept. Satan, Sadam Hussein, and Bill Clinton are not acceptable references.
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Yes folks, I, Dr. Evil, will be back at it again as I attempt to 'steal' Austin Power's mojo and leave him powerless to thwart my attempts at world domination. Although I cannot reveal my plan yet, I'm sure word will get out soon enough.....
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Last updated 5.12.99
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