Welcome to Virtucon

Welcome to Virtucon, a multi-billion dollar business. Founded in the '60s by me, the infamous Dr. Evil, we have prospered to become a viscous corporate raider of the '90s. Our initial work was in the fields of volatile chemicals and world terrorism. We have since altered our facade, primarily getting involved in the telecommunications industry. We currently have cable companies in 38 states.

We have also ventured into the steel industry and oil refining. More recently, we have opened a factory in Chicago that makes models of little factories. We currently draw profits of over 9 billion dollars a year. With the return of Dr. Evil as Owner, Chairman of the Board, and company President, we will begin to move into the "holding the world hostage" industry.

We have had an unfortunate accident and have lost our vice-president- Number 2. We are currently accepting applications for the position. Please send your resume and the names of 3 evil references to our Human Resources Dept. Satan, Sadam Hussein, and Bill Clinton are not acceptable references.

Dr. Evil

Sounds

Dr. Evil
  1. An Evil Vet?
  2. Mr. Evil, Thankyou...
  3. Shorn Scrotums The Way To Go
  4. Sharks With Freakin' Laser Beams On Their Heads
  5. SHH!
  6. You Just Don't Get It, Do You??
  7. Mmmmmmm......Dipping Mechanisms
  8. If I Had A Million Dollars
  9. No. Make That If I Had A Billion Dollars
  10. Mr. Goldfinger, I Presume?
  11. Meow
  12. Come On. Throw Me a Bone.
  13. FlowerPower
  14. Grrr!! Bread!!
  15. You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry
  16. No. I Really Am Trying To Kill Him
  17. A 22, 38, Or A 45?
  18. Beaten With Reeds; Pretty Standard
  19. Ha Ha Ha
  20. I'm Hip
  21. Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
  22. Trapped. Oh No!
Austin Powers and Others
  1. Badly Burned
  2. That's Not My Bag, Baby!
  3. Her Name is What?
  4. Oh Behave!
  5. Anything You Want
  6. Groovey Baby!
  7. Revenge of the Nerds. NOT.
  8. Yah Baby
  9. Paris Talk
  10. Do I Make You....?
  11. Stay Away From Me
  12. Come On. Throw Me a Bone.
  13. No. 2's Kramer Impression
  14. Really. It's Not Mine.
  15. You Shot Me. You Bastards.
  16. Scott Evil And His Soft Porn
  17. Hamburgers Anyone?
  18. Cloning Is A Wonderful Thing
  19. Drop One
  20. They're Always After Me....
  21. More Caliber

Images

Movies

I know these are in short supply, but primarily due to space. Check in every once in awhile, and I'll rotate them.......

Polls

Austin Powers Character Poll
Who is the Best Austin Powers' Character?

Austin Powers
Dr. Evil
Vanessa Kensington
Scott Evil
Alotta Fagina


Current Results
Austin Powers Evil Henchman Poll
Who is the Best Henchman?

Random Task
Number 2
Frau Farbissina
Patty O'Brien
Mustafa


Current Results

COMING SOON

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Yes folks, I, Dr. Evil, will be back at it again as I attempt to 'steal' Austin Power's mojo and leave him powerless to thwart my attempts at world domination. Although I cannot reveal my plan yet, I'm sure word will get out soon enough..... 






Poster's Courtesy of the IMdB

Virtucon is a Member of the Bomis Austin Powers Ring

This has been a Virtucon Production.

Last updated 5.12.99

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