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You are in 02/07/98 ni era uoY .kniht ot a state of unbeing.... ....gniebnu fo etats a Yes, I borrowed this mast-head. http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/SoB/sob27.txt I mostly wanted to showcase it for any of you who haven't seen such good ascii art in quite a while. & Lynx friendly no less. I'm prime anarchist and this is issue number 115. Have happy reading... ladies and gentlemen, the world's shortest prime anarchist editorial... "drumroll please," Or was that eggroll? Ham samwich? Grand Slam? Moons over my Hammy? Grand Canyon? THE UNITED NATIONS IS RIGHT THIS MOMENT (HAS BEEN FOR 3 DAYS NOW) IN ARIZONA INVESTIGATING THE UNITED STATES FOR HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE CHARGES AND NO ONE IN THE PRESS SEEMS TO GIVE A CARE. WHY? WHY?? WHY?!? http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html Is William Jefferson Clinton's loose penis THAT important??? ()()()()()() we are ATI Feedback? ati@etext.org ()()()()()() Dear Prime, I didn't change a thing. Look at this paragraph from AP! Israel has asked to buy millions of doses of antidote to the weapons from the United States, according to an Israeli government official who spoke on condition of anonymity. Little Pete, Earl of Sand. Pux, Penn. Why would ATI ever be upset that Paul Harvey was hawking Walmart. That dyed in the wool conservative has been fooling the american public for years with his down home folksy crap. We all think he's telling nice stories of americana when the reality is that he's one step away from Rush Limbaugh. Trust me. Go get a history of Paul Harvey's broadcasts and listen to them for a week. By the end if you're not puking your guts out then you are a card carrying member of the Christian Coalition for the rights of unborn white republicans. So wake up ATI!!! That's not your fathers Pontiac you're getting screwed in. -DP- Boston, Mass. ______________________________________________________________________________ 011011100111010100101001101000001011100101000100101010100111100101010101000110 0\ /0 0\ /0 0 \ / 0 Get a can of shaving cream, throw it in a freezer 0 \ / 0 0 \ / 0 for about a week. Then take it out, peal the metal 0 \ / 0 0 X 0 off and put it where you want....bedroom, car, etc. 0 X 0 0 / \ 0 As it thaws, it expands, enough to fill up a car 0 / \ 0 0 / \ 0 or probably a bedroom. 0 / \ 0 0/ \0 0/ \0 010100111010010101001001000100100010011111100101010010010010101010101011101010 ______________________________________________________________________________ (editor's note: does anyone know if this actually works? I'm thinking of digging out the old P-38 and mailing it to Ted Kaszinksi as a birthday gift) i, woodstok, and my lawyers and my llamas and my father and my father before him, who was a drag queen in LA and his hamster disclaim everything we could possibly disclaim and sum things we prolli cant but o well dont bother suing me cause i dont have the cash anyway. If you are offended easily, go away now. If you are super religious and take things way too seriously concerning your religion, go away as well. The same goes for those with no sense of humor. If you decide to stay, and something does offend you, you are free to write me and whine about it, but chances are unless you have a legitamate complaint I'm just going to laugh at your letter, and put up on my page if it's stupid enough. But anyhow, this is what I'm going to do. If you see something on this page that you think you have seen before or created yourself, then you know where the credit is due. Otherwise I take all credit for everything else, unless you yourself want to take credit for something, which you are certainly free to do so. I'm not going to know probably, and even if I did i dont really care. If you want to put something written from my page on yours, by all means go ahead. I'd appreciate a link back here or a little mention of my name, but if not, oh well. I don't really care. a goodly portion of the stuff on this page, including this disclaimer, is stolen anyway. Thank you, drive thru. http://woodstok.incyberspace.com/disclaim.html //picture// This site is made in the U S A by illegal immigrants. to: ati@etext.org >Have you suborned yet? I am suborn again Christian! sincerely, OHM (old 203) Dear Marco, It should be fine if you reprint the "Mad Ave" article in your weekly 'zine' as long as your zine is as you state; "I make no money doing this". Please credit similar to the following "from Adbusters Magazine www.adbusters.org 1-800-663-1243 Jonathan (notas editas: here you go: http://www.adbusters.org/Articles/mad.html ) ()()()()()() we are ATI ()()()()()() Feedback? ati@etext.org USP LEAVENWORTH Text and Graphics by Lori Kettner & Maureen Flynn-Hart, L A W R E N C E , K S - On May 20, Walk Across America For Mother Earth marched into a flurry of events designed to honor indigenous people. You can believe in Creator in any way you choose in the US, but ultimately you have to respect the Earth. Ultimately you have to live a life where the Earth replenishes itself each spring. It is THE way of life. "This country is following a drug-mentality - it's a mentality that will do anything for a quick fix," said David Hill in front of Leonard Peltier's Leavenworth jail cell. "They are out there teaching you that you are one purchase away from happiness. We want you to know that is a lie. You have to find happiness today. You have to find freedom today. Don't let them convince you that you have to wait until you're 65 and you have to have a Winnebago before you can find freedom." We now return you to the reprint of the interview Prime Anarchist gave in 1992 to Infinite Onion magazine about his walk across the country. David Fischer - Is there a connection to Big Mountain? If so what? Prime Anarchist - Oh yeah. A big one. The people down at Big Mountain are living proof that the Genocide of the last 500 years is still going on. In fact after people up in Pine Ridge, and the people over at the Nevada Test Site trying to live through all the bombing on their ancestors' lands, Big Mountain is one of the biggest travesties of justice and simply the worst insult to humanity there is. Fischer - You want to say more, I can tell... Anarchist - Get those vapor locking Navy A-6 fighters and polluting Air Force B-2's away from the Four Corners area! You're ruining the juniper and sage and you're scaring the hell out of the sheep. Do you know how hard it is to lead 6 goats and forty sheep after a fighter pilot screams up a ravine you're in... 9 feet over your head??? One time I found a sheep shaking behind a rock as if she knew it was the end of the world. If you keep doing this... maybe this WILL be the end. D.F. - Craziest story? P.A. - Craziest, hmmm. Well, in Amarillo there's ten pink Cadillacs with their noses buried in an old corn field. It's called the Cadillac Ranch Museum and some oil baron guy bought ten brand new cadillacs to do this, I swear. They look like they fell out of the sky. "Looks crazy," said one of the other walkers. "Looks pretty fucking stupid," I said. My journal entry that day just says: "only in Amerikkka." Keep in mind this is Texas where you can get a free 72 ounce steak if you can eat all of it in half an hour without dropping dead from cholesterol shock, angina, or a full blown heart attack. D.F. - What convinced you to join the army??? And what convinced you to get out? P.A. - Good question. I joined in '88 for the peacetime GI Bill to go to college. During basic training a Navy A-6 blew 2 Libyan MIG's out of the water and when we found out everyone cheered except me. It suddenly dawned on me. There's two pilots I've never met and will never know if I liked them or hated them. I'll never know. They're dead. And we're fucking cheering. Then a year later we invaded Panama to regain control of the Canal and to shut Noriega up about Bush's hand in Iran Contra. Then exactly a year later we're kicking it into high gear -- Showing George is no whimp, he goes after Saddam Hussein "the next hitler," he tells us. Yeah, the same guy Bush helped stuff ballot boxes for in 1980 in his "election" against a man named Bakr who wasn't as "moderate" and as "secular" as Hussein. Back then, Bush called him Mr. Hussein. Now it's Sodom??? Gamorrah Bush is slimier than a one-eyed sapsucker on a honeycovered x-rated waterslide at Disney. But I digress. Right after the Persian Gulf war I got a medical discharge which I was supposed to get 8 months prior. Did you know we were about 20 bodies away from a draft during Operation Desert Swarm? Yes. And I made one of them!!! They kept me listed as a full fledged "active duty" even though my paperwork had to say "physically unfit for duty." The scoop is -- if I left without a soldier coming in from basic to replace me, we were a social security number away from not effectively defending the continental US during our gallavants overseas. And that would have looked bad to congress. And God forbid to the American people. So they released me after "mop-up." If I didn't have a medical discharge coming for my knee injury, I would've hunger struck. There are about 700 soldiers still in stockades over in Saudi and God knows how many everywhere else. And all they did was say, "count me out." Oh well, that just gave me eight more months to decide how much I hate Bush's administration, and any pseudo democratic alternatives, and this whole fascist government. Do you know where Hussein got his signal corps training when he was a young officer? FORT GORDON, GA!!! I SAT IN HIS OLD CHAIR DURING MINE!!! That was back when we didn't like Iran I guess. And Russia didn't like Iraq. (This interview continues next week in issue 116) ()()()()()() we are ATI Feedback? ati@etext.org ()()()()()() And now let's lighten up to with the a tune prime of anarchist Joan Osborne's parody. ONE OF US If God had a job; what would it be And would he pull in per hour Or salary Would he work real hard Or break for coffee Yeah, yeah, God works hard. And yea, yeah, Punch the time card. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah. What if God made minimum Just a job at minimum Would he work for minimum Or be a jerk for minimum. If God was employed; what would he do And would he come in at nine Or maybe two And would he ask union scale And save for an IRA Take straight pay Or share all the profits (prophets?) And yeah, yeah. God kinda slacks yeah yeah, he's always eating snacks. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah... What if God made minimum Just a job at minimum Would you downsize God for minimum. Or be a jerk for minimum. .x.x.x.x.x.x. .pap #'s run. .x.x.x.x.x.x. http://www.earthtimes.org http://www.purefiction.com/pages/res2.htm http://www.columbia.edu/acis/bartleby http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata0.html http://www.disinfo.com http://www.laughnet.net/archive/misc/barbie.htm http://www.planet-peace.org/trudell/index1.html http://www.teleport.com/~canyon/cr7013.htm http://www.cybercuba.com http://www.elpais.es http://www.restless.com/moog.html http://www.lingsoft.fi/~mvoipio/highways.html http://www.ipl.org http://www.applicom.com/vbm/Hartes.htm http://weeklywire.com/alibi/current http://providencephoenix.com http://www.loc.gov http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html http://www.downcity.net/downcity/current/dylan.htlm / THE / /CALENDULA SECTION/ February 6 1945 Bob Marley's birthday Feb 17 1778 Fernando Sor born Feb 20 1946 J. Geils SuBorned 1967 Kurt Cobain born with silver cokespoon in hand. 1770 Fernando Carulli born in Naples. Feb 21 1893 Andres Segovia born in Granada Feb 23 1944 Johnny Winter born with a white mustache Feb 26 ???? Johnny Cash born wearing black 1964 Prime Anarchist born in the Peter Bent, Boston, MA. ()()()()()() we are ATI Feedback? ati@etext.org ()()()()()() Join our listserv by sending: SUBSCRIBE ATI to: LISTSERV@BRAZERKO.COM Get your backissues at http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html For Change of Address call: (800) 634-6850 For other Subscription Inquiries call: (800) 631-1040 Because e-mail can be altered electronically, the integrity of this communication cannot be guaranteed. (seen on correspondence from www.whitehouse.gov !!!)