From editor@intst.com Sun Nov 1 12:23:40 1998 Date: Sun, 1 Nov 1998 12:22:03 -0600 (CST) From: The Editor and Chief To: editor@intst.com Resent-Date: Sun, 1 Nov 98 11:26:58 CST Resent-From: Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com ATI. 9810311031. (happy halloween) DISTRIBUTORS, DO NOT SHIP UNTIL SUNDAY, MIDNITE... (PAWN) "SHE'S AT 0G, AND I FEEL FINE." Glen Johnn is right now in OuterSpace with six women, testing such things as Geritol, Depends, One-A-Day and Viagra. That's the whole story. You don't need to explore the rest. Go about your business, this has been PAWN. Prime Anarchist World News. A subsidiarium of NOPE, No One in Particular Enterprises, PLC. The launch was delayed 13 minutes for normal issues. "Alright," said Johnn. "No one's going anywhere until I find my keys." -30- "Curtains on the windows let me keep out the world or let it pass; a Navajo Dream Catcher and a St. Bridget's Cross guard me in the world I can't see." -- Johnny Cash about "Unit One" his tourbus. 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Rain Forest. <><><><> <><><><> <><><><> <><><><> Dear ATI, Scientists Link Male Baldness To Greased Pigs Full Story at: http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm To ATI: The November 1998 issue of Ygdrasil, A Journal of the Poetic Arts. is now available for viewing and download at http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken . Recent updates: New Photographs by Carlo Quartieri Klaus J. Gerken Editor and Founder Ygdrasil, A Journal of the Poetic Arts Email: kgerken@synapse.net Prime: Do you know where to contact the people that wrote the Anarchist HANDBOOK? AmyDenton@worldnet.att.net [ed: Any volunteers to handle this particular technical support question?] To ATI: Feel free to visit my expanded site at http://www.pieman.org ARON KAY......http://www.calyx.net/~pieman http://yippie.freeservers.com IGNORANCE IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES ATI, I would like to supply your ezine with a free article covering a human interest story, that is also educational in regards to internet marketing. Here is the description -- please email me for the article: -------------------------------------------------- Press Release - For Immediate Release For Details, Contact: Roger Bentley Phone (905) 721-9488 rb@sexprofits.com October 15, 1998 - Farmingdale, NY On-line marketing expert and Vice President of Green Publishing Unlimited, Roger Bentley would like to immediately supply your publication with a guest editorial covering: How SEX is being marketed on the internet and what marketing lessons ALL businesses can learn from the example. It is estimated that for every 3 people on the... [ed note: yeah, yeah. Like we here look interested. Damn Spam. Green Eggs and Spam. Diet Spam. Spam Lite and Spam eaten mid of nite. Do the words "yadda yadda," mean anything to yous?] Hi Michael, I'm typing this in from "Cash" Johnny Cash's newest autobiography. I think he's written about 3 of them. page 189 I've also been playing with my Tibetan singing bowl, which has its own wonderful world of sound. It's made of seven different kinds of metals - gold, silver, brass, bronze and metals from the meteorites that land intact on the mountain peaks of the Himalayas, where there's less atmosphere than anywhere else on earth to burn them up before impact. The bowl produces the most amazing variety of sustained, unearthly tones. It comes with an instrument, wrapped in chamois leather, resembling the kind of pestle you use to crush corn or rock salt in a mortar. You rub that around the rim - how fast and hard you rub determines the pitch and intensity of the tone the bowl produces - and then you put your face down into the bowl and listen. It feels like hearing a pipe organ in a cathedral. It's a wonderful tool for taking me to another, more peaceful place. marc (414) Dear ATI Marco Capelli, Here is a pretty intresting press release we think pertains to your ezine. For more information please contact Mike Kelum (702) 791-3215 or email: admin@vegasgirls2u.com You can also preview the site at http://www.vegasgirls2u.com -- Actual outcall girls and guys are available for interviews or appearances. President John Zito is also available for comment. Press Release-For Immediate Release Internet Prostitution? LAS VEGAS, September 1, 1998 - The promotion of outcall girls is online. The controversial, newly launched Vegasgirls2u.com website is the first collection of hundreds of professional outcall girls who are available 24 hours a day to come direct to your Las Vegas hotel room to strip totally naked and dance for you in the privacy of your own... [ed: yeah, yeah, you too. yadda yadda. You think it pertains? Not. If you people get any more sophisticated, you'll want to smoke a cigarette with me. I actually find you people humorous after I'm done wanting to reach through my modem and RING YOUR FUCKING NECK!!!] ------------------------------- ATI IS LIKE MENTAL FLOSS. ------------------------------- TAG-LINES: Not Just For Advertising Anymore! "We quit everything - School, work, you name it. The only thing we never quit is drinking. Oh, yeah - And tobacco." - ChrisInTheMorning (Northern Exposure) "He could walk down any street, the girls could not Resist his stares; nobody ever called Pablo Picasso An Asshole." -Jonathan Richman (paraphrased) [ed: i think you're confused John. oh, there's just something about your voice. wow. ] South Dakota Peace and Justice Center will be sponsoring a host drum and an indigenous delegation to the Nov. 21 and 22 national witness action against the US Army School of the Americas. Indigenous persons from Indian country throughout South Dakota are invited to represent their communities during the two-day event. "Fort Benning will never be the same after experiencing the power of the drum on the base perimeter," Dr. Paul Robertson, an Oglala Lakota College faculty member who will accompany the delegation, said. Robertson said it is important for indigenous in the United States to be in solidarity with indigenous in Latin America at the November protest. "I think a strong indigenous delegation from here can enter history as a critical influence toward shut-down of the School of Assassins." A few bus seats will be available for non-indigenous, who will be asked to pay a modest bus fee. For more information, contact the South Dakota Peace and Justice Center, P.O. Box 405, Watertown, S.D. 57201 605-822-2822 -- reprinted from Indian Country Today (Lakota Times) For Hate a poem by Marco Capelli There's no room in my Heart for hate. I'm a poet here, sure; Hear the beat? I'm a human not an ist Have a heart man. Artist yeah. Fine, whatever Still gotta eat. Have a heart, There's no room in my Art for hate Hear the music. How sweet - There's no hate In my heart No room. PFZ -ibid. Lady Bug, Lady Bug Hide away here. You're safe when you're near me. No need to fear. Can't speak for my neighbors, But I'll take you in. I own no fly-swatter. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- (breath out; breath in.) The spiders fared well here They managed to thrive. It's none of my business If you're dead or alive. Lady Bug Lady Bug: What do you mean? What's your metaphor Aphid or queen? Can't speak for my neighbors But you're safe near me. This is a pesticide free zone: P.F.Z. Catch 23. Expression. Damned if you do, damned if you do more. Self Titled by marco for S- Wars and Rumors; Storytellers say. Crystal Link Chain. Each and every day now. Every king has each reign: May each story cut thru TV's stupor. ATI, is proud to be not sponsored by Miller Light and Old Navy. Teaming up to bring you the best in Football Fashion. Oh, and bad music. <><><><><><> ATI's ForReals Dept. Feature Writing For Electronic Publications. 3 cr. An Independent Study Spring '98 UConn Avery Point Professor: Stephen Jones Intern: Marco Capelli Student will write journalistic pieces and essays for an internet service provider in Norwich, CT. called Downcity.net They will be published in an online newsmagazine that can be accessed by the public at: http://www.downcity.net Student will meet with the professor every other week. Mentors at the internet service provider are Robert Szarka, and Joyce Thomas. You've been watching... aaa ttttttt iiiii a a t i aaaaa t i a a t i a a 1 t 5 iiiii 1 ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---