For cryin' out loud?!? Will someone hurry up and announce HOW he died??? The prez is dead, long live the prez... D'you like native american music, I like all kinds of music; But I like native american music best, Baby. Paraphrased from a violent femmes song it's: > _____ _ _ >( _ ) ( )_ _ _ ( )_ >| (_) | ___ | ,_)(_) _ _ (_) ___ | ,_) >| _ | /'___)| | | |( ) ( )| |/',__)| | >| | | |( (___ | |_ | || \_/ || |\__, \| |_ >(_) (_)`\____)`\__)(_)`\___/'(_)(____/`\__) > _____ > (_ _)_ > | | (_) ___ ___ __ ___ > | | | |/' _ ` _ `\ /'__`\/',__) > | | | || ( ) ( ) |( ___/\__, \ > (_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/ Freedom, slack and summersausage bisquits Hola, I'm Prime Anarchist, and this is what I "rant" for Saturnday, 10june2000. It's about 9pm my time. Where am I? PRIME ANARCHIST COLUMN [as if...(this guy thinks he's a columnist??)] Well, I'll be a mummy's conq shell. McRib is back. Month of June only. Remember the New Haven trip? If you don't I'll tell you about it. I'll betcha don't unless you're in my Ochsian "small circle of frendz" for that year. And I don't even remember what year it was, so there. Where am i??? I'm driving from southeastern connecticut to southwestern connecticut on a daytrip with three friends to shop around in two stores. Brian's Guitars, and BookWorld, not near the Yale Green and near the Yale Green respectively. We stop in a McD's somewhere and there's something new, so we all try it. "This McSucks," says friend A about the McRib sandwich. "This is McShit," says friend B. "This is McHorrible," says I (I was known to be a little dorky back then.) "This isn't half bad," says friend C. "What?!?" says we three loudly, turning heads from the whole room. As if we're four Yak bulls who just stepped into a pasture full of brown and white milkcows. "This is all bad." ---><--- I had an upset stomach the other day. I named it processedfood. Because it reminded me of McRib meets the new Subway bread! ---><--- GUITAR ANARCHY TECHNIQUE TIP (GATT) OF THE WEEK. GATT # 21 To The Tune Of Surfaris' "WipeOut." You think this song has no lyrics Well have I got news for you You think this song has no lyrics Well that makes me kind of blue Because I wrote up some new lyrics Last millenium or two And well nobody was into it So now I am kinda blue But that's OK I'll do it my way The heck with you. ---><--- Can you see out of the white part of your eye? I've met some women lately who can it seems. ---><--- My recent vinyl scores must be shared. You ready for this? Fugazi - Fugazi Segovia - All Bach Program - Plays: Fantasia... Castles Phil Ochs - Pleasures Of The Harbor The No WTO Combo - LIVE: From The Battle In Seattle _& In CD Form_ Malvina Reynolds - Ear To The Ground Amy Rohan - Jar Full of Pennies Annie Humphrey - The Heron Smiled _& Cassette_ Dar Williams - Mortal City - End of Summer Eddy Grant - Barefoot Soldier TMBG - Apollo 18 ---><--- Do you know anyone they named food after? I do now. The "Spicy Jon" at one of my local coffeshops. A hummus pizza on a pita bread with red peppers, onions, avocados and who knows what else underneath. Very yum. Jon's the inventor. Last time I saw Jon he'd just bought a Marshall half-stack and he was dying to show me it in the back of his truck. ---><--- OPEN LETTER TO KUCINICH AND WELLSTONE Would either of you (or both) be willing to help me lose on a legislation that'll influence bills to come for decades? I'd like to put all my life into it for a year or two and see what comes of it directly besides assassination plots. I want a 4-year moratorium on any and all mining. If each and every aspect of the economy can't figure out a way to continue without acquiring new minerals during that period, they're welcome to cease existence and let fresh new "blood" come in who believe they can pull it off in their stead. s/ prime ---><--- Still looking for Lynn Perry. Whatever happened to you? What's your "movie" look like. Wanna trade stories? ---><--- metaphor : machete - camcorder ---><--- this zine in its entirety is dedicated to aguascalientes ---><--- I thought of a great band-name for 4-5 middle-aged male rockstars doing the summer festival circuit. THE COMBOVERS ---><--- If you go nude to a Wendy's Hot & Juicy, they'll give you a burger, fries and a biggie drink free. ---><--- My next classical album's going to be called, "Not Bolero." *prime* numb'rz http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/9002/index2.html http://www.phys.uconn.edu/~gensemer/binladen/notice.html http://members.home.net/comintern/archives/ncom109.txt http://www.somethingawful.com/news/6-1-2000/microsoft http://www.people.virginia.edu/~slm4b/babysitter.htm http://www.disobey.com/text/devil_shat/ds000608.txt http://internettrash.com/users/amanda/aboutme.htm http://www.cultdeadcow.com/textfiles.html http://www.luckyboys.com/4080lyrics.htm http://www.yucs.org/~ben/patent.html http://www.niftydude.co.uk/main.htm http://fly.to/evil_princess_shira http://members.xoom.com/dinehinfo http://dsl.org/music/discography http://www.enteract.com/~peterk http://www.martinezgallery.com http://www.songs.com/kerrville http://www.b0g.org/b0g-5.txt http://www.cokespotlight.org http://www.renegadeolga.com http://www.yankthechain.com http://www.guitarnotes.com http://ducts.org/exit.html http://www.webzine2000.com http://www.kidsplanet.org http://www.dotcomguy.com http://thepartysover.org http://coldwar.cjb.net http://www.anada.net http://rosedog.com http://d2kla.org AND SUM LETTUCE 2 CHEW LIKE CUD... Mr. Yak: Whooopeee! I just finished recording my first CD. Perhaps the readers of ATI will like it; the whole thing is on my webpage http://www.stevemolly.org in *.mp3 format, of course. About half IWW songs, half originals. Here are the lyrics to one of the songs. Enjoy! Chaos, Steve Talking Transit Authority Blues by Steve Molly I was walkin to the subway early in the day And the sky was turning grey When I got to the tunnel, I couldn't find a token But the cops were looking off the other way So I jumped the turnstile, walked along with a smile Stopped to tie the laces on my boot When I got to the car, standing at the door Was a man in a business suit He had one foot on the platform And the other one was on the train... [prime anarchist snip..."you'll have to enjoy the rest when you get there. :)] to ATI: Email Processing Business; All you need is a computer or webtv with Internet and email access and a desire to make small change! Mr. E to ati@etext.org The domain http://celebritney.com (site included) is for sale, contact us at info@celebritney.com if interested. Best regards - Celebritney.com to ati@etext.org please visit http://www.luckyboys.com for all other show info Marco Oh, my god. You are like, so second millenium! Eddi-I ...& IN OTHER CORRESPONDING NUANCES... Paul escribia: There are no amendments. You suffer from a common misconception/hallucination. This is war. The US Gov will do anything necessary and expedient to stop the scourge of drugs. Remember, we may have to destroy this country in order to save it. No price is too great, no means too foul, to prevent this hideous poison from reaching the Children, from sapping the vitality of our Human Resources. The Gov knows what's best for you; that is their burden, their responsibility. If the citizenry is insufficiently responsible, then government must take up the slack. Anyone who disagrees is a traitor. This is war. Remember, no person's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session. Mr. Yak Milk escribia a mensaje news:393c7c1d.3306779@strangedomain.net... > What do you mean 4th amendment? > I didn't know there was a 1st, second or third!!! OPEN LETTER TO BROWN AND WILLIAMSON What does L.S./M.F.T. Mean To Me? Lungs Suffer Over More Filtered (*) Tar. marco (*) [I opted for the "nicer" F-Word.] A short Marko DK Song: Dedikated 2 Jello Biafra Happy Birthday 2 you, You punkrawker you, June 17 according 2 Gina! Happy Birthday 2 you. overheard in usenet: >a matter of fact, I read recently in Rolling Stone that >the RIAA is helping to get a bill passed in congress >that would make it more diffcult for artists to retain >the masters to their recordings once the licensing >agreements with the label has expired. That sucks, that really sucks. THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS POT TIME IN YE OLDE TOWNE 2-NITE LONDON, Ontoreo - [PAWN] -- Police raided the kitchen of Buckingham Palace and found a small amount of marijuana, Scotland Yard said Saturday. No arrests will be forthcoming. "A very small quantity of a cannabis plant was discovered and has been taken away by police for looking over," Yard spokeswomanman Madeline Albright said on condition of anonymity. The amount involved was minute, she said, and it "wasn't even enough to pass around, really." The tabloid 'News of the Wild' reported Sunday that ever since she found out she was part Jewish, Albright has been "acting rather funny." They claim she's been wearing Rastafari clothing and saying "Hey Mon," whenever not at work. Between that and being such an Anglophile these days, she's got all of the Royal family including Billy Blythe Clinton and Alvin "Tip Her" Gore befuddled. Five Gorillas on the payroll of the British terrorist organization "Palace Staff" (or "ps" for short) had alerted police Royalty Protection Squad, saying that the marijuana was found Saturday morning. Buckingham Palace gave no comment, saying only that the police will be so choosing each on their own whether or not to inhale. -30- MAN CONTRACTS SECOND TERMINAL ILLNESS [PAWN] - WASHING TONS, District of Collusion - Roger That [no relation] had just celebrated his first full year without any "yuppy flu" symptoms. He came home from an all-nite dance and couldn't sleep. The pain in his stomach and his butt were telling him "you had too much to drink," as did the fact that the room was spinning madly. He then spent three hours kissing "the porceline goddess." Trouble was he'd had nothing alcohol-oriented in years. Helping to bless him and keep him during his bowing to madame porceline, were three issues of National Geographic. After he'd read all about it, he decided to see a doctor to make sure he didn't have cholera. "You've gotten the first case of the year of swine flu, son," said his doctor. The press was there within minutes because not only was it the first of the year, it was also that of the millenium. Doctors, who'd expected That to die over a decade ago, say they don't hold out much hope for That to survive this. "Swine flu is such," said Doctor Paul P. Hocus, "That That will be tired but won't be able to keep himself from taking a third or fourth job because of it." Dr. Hocus suggested he buy a laptop bed assembly so can do all four jobs from a reclining position, plus file his monthly taxes and daytrading bills right from the room. Hocus says he surely won't make the next millenium - "reason being, despite all the new innovations in life extension which make most upper-middle-class workers last 'til their hundredth and sometimes thousandth birthdays, That'll be lucky if he makes it to a hundred!" "No one has survived both yuppy AND swine flu," said Hocus, "no one." But That's not completely pessimistic. He's moonlighting as a standup comedian thanks to REALvideo and his trusty MacIntosh which he'll "load LINUX into when [he] get[s] around to it." "Yuppy swine flu?" he motioned 'go away' and 'whatever - loser' with his right hand. "I'll get over it. I'll cope. What doesn't kill you, makes you funny." Next week: That Has Complete Breakfast That Gets Presidential Visit That Goes To The Dentist That Sucks That Addresses Cast Of 'That Girl.' That's All Folks GIMME THE TRUTH [paraphrased from MojoWire] "The John Lennon FBI Files" by Jon Wiener "Remarkable... I know of no keener annotations to any documents illustrating government surveillance. Wiener's commentary is as sprightly as the documents are foolish. He is thorough, appropraitely droll at times, and rightly focused on the question of whether the FBI and the CIA were keeping to their lawful mandates." --Todd Gitlin, author of "The Sixties." [contact][http://www.ucpress.edu][for more info] PRESS RELEASE: 000610 For immediate release: Prime Anarchist Productions (p.a.p.) has announced the availability of the phollowing domains. http://www.propertyistheft.com http://www.propertyistheft.net http://www.propertyistheft.org For more information: email primeanarchist@thepentagon.com or use the handy phil-out phorm at: http://www.mp3.com/MarcoCapelli We haven't acquired the phollowing domains but are working with McDonald's corporate HQ in Oakbrook, ILL to have them in our paws by the end of the year. http://www.clearpixel.com http://www.clearpixel.org http://www.clearpixel.net and phinally: http://www.alt.com http://www.alt.org http://www.alt.net http://www.org.com http://www.org.net http://www.org.org FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE July 22nd, 2000 Independent Web Publishers Unite in San Francisco SAN FRANCISCO, California -- Allies of independent publishing on the internet will gather in San Francisco for an exhibition, forum, and party to celebrate those who create (or want to) for the new medium. "We have waited too long to face the evil, and there is no more waiting," declared Webzine 2000 organizer Ryan Junell. "We won't allow dot-com strip malls and passive entertainment the opportunity to come to power." Grassroots organizers created the Webzine event in 1998 to unite creators from the web and other media in an informal environment to discuss the meaning of independent publishing in relation to an ever-growing commercialized internet. Audience members at Webzine 99 and Webzine 98 included activists, designers, journalists, dj's, web workers, educators, artists, culture jammers, subversive anarchists, slackers, assholes, academics, and cool kids. Speakers at past Webzine events included Burning Man founder Larry Harvey ("Radical Expression on New Frontiers"), REsearch Publications founder V. Vale ("If the Web Were Punk"), Factsheet Five Publisher Seth Friedman, Andi Zeisler from Bitch Magazine, Amy Francescini of Future Farmers, Mark Pauline from Survival Research Laboratories, Srini Kumar of Unamerican Activities, and 45 other independent media creators. In spite of two previous Webzine events, e-commerce and consumer brainwashing has shown no signs of slowing down. "Webzine 2000 will establish that the web is a democratic medium for personal, creative and alternative expression." said event organizer Scott Beale. Webzine 2000 stands out as the foremost global event for independent publishing on the internet. The event will be held on July 22nd from 4pm until 2am at 2050 Bryant Street in San Francisco, California. During the evening party, the audience will be moved by experimental digital music performances by Kid606, Wobbly, Lesser, and Crispus. The audience is expected to exceed 700 people throughout the course of the day. more information? contact: Ryan Junell ryan@webzine2000.com | http://www.webzine2000.com Bird like Tito lives viva Come Celebrate With Us August 24th 6pm-until Tribes Gallery 285 East Third Street between avenue b & c love you madly Steve Cannon It's A Go! A "NAMMY" In The Grammies Grammies Announce the Establishment of a Native American Music Category We, NAMA are ecstatic and elated regarding the recent announcement of a newly established Native American music category in the Grammies. This calls for a time for the entire Native American community to participate in a unified celebration surrounding this momentous development. We wish to thank all of those who directly and indirectly contributed to our official category proposal and would like to acknowledge the many organizations and individuals who over the years have contributed to the mainstream growth and acceptance of Native American music in the national marketplace. We are extremely grateful and indebted to Michael Greene, Diane Theriot and all those at N.A.R.A.S. (National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences) for inviting us into this process and making this category possible through their organization. Ms. Theriot's public comments in the New York Times and Los Angeles Times citing our proposal efforts as "excellent, and well-documented" were gracious, encouraging and appreciated. The world renown Grammy Awards are now truly honoring all of the diverse cultural conditions of music and its makers. We especially would like to thank; Jennifer Warnes, Paul Winter, John Schonenberger of Album Network, Amazon.com, Borders Books & Music (NYC), Barnes & Noble (NYC) Joanne Shenandoah, Tom Bee of Soar Records, Cheri Harmes of Makoche Recordings, Cat Brotzman of Four Winds Trading, James Marienthal of Silver Wave Records, and Canyon Records for their supporting documentation. We wish to thank; Robbie Woliver of the NY Times, Steve Hochman of the LA Times, Jim Adams of the Wall Street Journal and Indian Country Today, Kim Hall of News From Indian Country, Native Peoples Magazine, ASCAP, Gathering of Nations, Alecia Cohen of Rhythm Music Magazine, Yahoo Music Shopping, American Indian Report, Robbie Robertson, Charles Sanders of the National Music Publishers Association and our entire membership for their support. Most of all we would like to thank the many artists who have shared their traditions and gift of music with us all. We look forward to their now receiving proper recognition in a global society. We dedicate this achievement to all those before us and the future generations to come. Spread the word - Thank the Creator - And honor each other for this is a great accomplishment we have not only witnessed, but all helped make happen. NAMA BOARD OF DIRECTORS Ellen Bello, President Sandra Schulman Linda White Wolf, V.P. Michelle Shenandoah Joanne Shenandoah, V.P. Kim Hall Dalaine Whiteface Bloom, Sec. Meloni Mathews Joseph Bello, Treas. Kevin Peniska Richard Artichoker "The Indian is artistic by nature. His art is not only a luxury of the cultured few, but the unconscious striving of the many to make beautiful the things of daily living. Indian thought presents material absolutely unique. Here, we may look into the mind of a race utterly unlike any other in the world. Indeed, perhaps the most ancient of peoples and their spiritual conceptions should be of interest and value to the whole human race." Natalie Curtis, Musicologist 1875-1921 (A)(C)(T)(I)(V)(I)(S)(T) (T)(I)(M)(E)(S) Send rantbacks (or anything you feel like...) to: ati@etext.org Go to our never-official website at: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist Get back issues at: http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html And sign up for the once a week publication at our listserver. We'll let YOU FIND THAT ONE on your own. and we end this 'zine with: PeaceCar a poem by swiftrain i saw some little girls in the car next to the one i was in, i waved to them & one of them waved back, the next time i passed them they were all looking out the window, excited & happy, waving, i gave them the peace sign & they gave it back - i could see their lips say "peace" i wondered how much they knew about what that gesture means but i knew that they were happy & alive & responding & glad to see me & that i had made a little change in their lives just like they made a little change in mine & i resolved to make a world for them where people circle & love & smile & wave we can do it ati227.txt 0006102227