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Kiss my ass if you don't like it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /---------\ |--------\ / \ | __ | / | | | | | / | | | | / -----/ \ / | | | | / / \ /\ / | |__| | \_________/ \/ \/ |________/ The first GwD logo, by Seth - 1993 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 -----------------------------/ Cat or Dog? / posted on Club Baby Seal / -----------------------/ Date: 8:28 pm Mon Aug 21, 1995 Number : 1 of 22 From: Loki Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : All Refer #: None Subj: hey Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local which tastes better: cat or dog [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [1/22] : Date: 11:09 am Wed Aug 23, 1995 Number : 2 of 22 From: Poppy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 1 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local [From] Loki [To] All L> which tastes better: L> cat L> or L> dog It all depends on the seasonings you use. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [2/22] : Date: 5:43 pm Wed Aug 23, 1995 Number : 3 of 22 From: Zippy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Poppy Refer #: 2 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> which tastes better: L> cat L> or L> dog P> P> It all depends on the seasonings you use. And don't forget the age of the animal. Younger=tender. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [3/22] : Date: 5:59 pm Wed Aug 23, 1995 Number : 4 of 22 From: Loki Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 3 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 4 Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> which tastes better: L> cat L> or L> dog P> P> It all depends on the seasonings you use. Z> Z> And don't forget the age of the animal. Younger=tender. okay..do you all think that breed plays a part then? I mean, of course there is going to be a difference between a chihuahua and say, a german shepherd, but I wonder taste wise. or will it all taste like chicken. loki [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [4/22] : Date: 6:50 pm Wed Aug 23, 1995 Number : 5 of 22 From: Poppy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 3 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local [From] Zippy [To] Poppy L> which tastes better: L> cat L> or L> dog P> P> It all depends on the seasonings you use. Z> Z> And don't forget the age of the animal. Younger=tender. Yes and no... You can baste an old stringy Chihuahua in Shiner Bock for a while to make it juicy, and it'll taste about the same as a new chihuahua puppy. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [5/22] : Date: 6:53 pm Wed Aug 23, 1995 Number : 6 of 22 From: Poppy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 4 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local [From] Loki [To] Zippy L> okay..do you all think that breed plays a part then? I mean, of course ther L> is going to be a difference between a chihuahua and say, a german shepherd, b L> I wonder taste wise. or will it all taste like chicken. Well, the breed _does_ play a part in the taste, but a major part is going to be what you feed it. If you just grab Joe Blow's mutt who's been fed Gravy train all it's life, you're going to get a dog that tastes like dog food. However, if you go and feed that dog chickens, fresh game, and other wholesome carnivorous type meals, you're going to get a meaty, well blended meal. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [6/22] : Date: 9:55 pm Wed Aug 23, 1995 Number : 7 of 22 From: Loki Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Poppy Refer #: 6 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local P> However, if you go and feed that dog chickens, fresh game, and other wholsom P> carnivorous type meals, you're going to get a meaty, well blended meal. that's probably why my korean friends served up the best-tasting dishes on the block. loki [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [7/22] : Date: 6:48 am Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 8 of 22 From: Zippy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 4 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> okay..do you all think that breed plays a part then? I mean, of course ther L> is going to be a difference between a chihuahua and say, a german shepherd, b L> I wonder taste wise. or will it all taste like chicken. Well, I would think that season would play as much a part as anything. For instance: you would probably filet portions of the larger breeds and bar-b-que them during the warm months. The smaller, or 'toy' breeds would make better 'fryers', etc. But during the cold months, I tend to get away from eating dogs altogether, and tend to crave baby humans more. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [8/22] : Date: 9:05 am Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 9 of 22 From: Phlegm Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 8 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local Z> Well, I would think that season would play as much a part as anything. For Z> instance: you would probably filet portions of the larger breeds and bar-b-q Z> them during the warm months. The smaller, or 'toy' breeds would make better Z> 'fryers', etc. And don't forget the seasonal dishes... Baked chuh-hoo-ah-hoo-ah, with stove-top-stuffing (not mashed potatoes.) Basted a golden brown.. Quite juicy. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [9/22] : - Date: 6:48 am Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 8 of 22 From: Zippy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 4 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> okay..do you all think that breed plays a part then? I mean, of course ther L> is going to be a difference between a chihuahua and say, a german shepherd, b L> I wonder taste wise. or will it all taste like chicken. Well, I would think that season would play as much a part as anything. For instance: you would probably filet portions of the larger breeds and bar-b-que them during the warm months. The smaller, or 'toy' breeds would make better 'fryers', etc. But during the cold months, I tend to get away from eating dogs altogether, and tend to crave baby humans more. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [8/22] : Date: 9:05 am Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 9 of 23 From: Phlegm Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 8 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local Z> Well, I would think that season would play as much a part as anything. For Z> instance: you would probably filet portions of the larger breeds and bar-b-q Z> them during the warm months. The smaller, or 'toy' breeds would make better Z> 'fryers', etc. And don't forget the seasonal dishes... Baked chuh-hoo-ah-hoo-ah, with stove-top-stuffing (not mashed potatoes.) Basted a golden brown.. Quite juicy. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [9/23] : Date: 11:44 am Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 10 of 23 From: Loki Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 8 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Z> Well, I would think that season would play as much a part as anything. For Z> instance: you would probably filet portions of the larger breeds and bar-b-q Z> them during the warm months. The smaller, or 'toy' breeds would make better good idea...and the larger breeds would make good jerky as well, which, In my opinion, jerky is the best thing to take with you when it's dog season, and your stuck in a dog blind in some alley, and it's like 30 degrees, little bit of a wind, and your just cold as fuck, and you need something to chew on. loki [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [10/23] : Date: 12:40 pm Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 11 of 23 From: Captain Harlock Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 4 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local [From] Loki [To] Zippy L> okay..do you all think that breed plays a part then? I mean, of course ther L> is going to be a difference between a chihuahua and say, a german shepherd, b L> I wonder taste wise. or will it all taste like chicken. I can tell you that white wine goes better with smaller dogs, and red with bigger. Chihooahooas are really nice braised in a nice white wine and swiss cheese sauce, whereas the St. Barnard is best roasted whole over a spit and covered with brandy and flamed. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [11/23] : Date: 3:43 pm Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 12 of 23 From: Tarot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 1 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> which tastes better: L> L> cat L> L> or L> L> dog Uh could you repeat the question please, i don't understand it! FUckit Tarot [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [12/23] : Date: 3:44 pm Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 13 of 23 From: Tarot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 4 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> okay..do you all think that breed plays a part then? I mean, of course ther L> is going to be a difference between a chihuahua and say, a german shepherd, b L> I wonder taste wise. or will it all taste like chicken. L> L> loki Chicken, its gonna taste like a fuckin dog, no more like a wet dog, and man that tastes bad Tarot [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [13/23] : Date: 3:46 pm Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 14 of 23 From: Tarot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Phlegm Refer #: 9 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local P> stove-top-stuffing (not mashed potatoes.) Hey ma can mr. Buttafuco come eat our house tonight since were havin' stove pup! Tarot [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [14/23] : Date: 6:51 pm Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 15 of 23 From: Hell'S Bell'S Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Poppy Refer #: 6 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local This is disgusting. Shutup. Talk about under water basket weaving or something normal like that. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [15/23] : Date: 7:27 pm Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 16 of 23 From: Spellbound Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: None Subj: Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local Lion meat is pretty good. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [16/23] : Date: 8:34 pm Thu Aug 24, 1995 Number : 17 of 23 From: Phlegm Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Hell'S Bell'S Refer #: 15 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local HB> This is disgusting. Shutup. Talk about under water basket weaving or someth HB> normal like that. Normal is stupid. Normal is boring. Normal is PINK. got chew on THAT dog fat. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [17/23] : Date: 5:07 am Fri Aug 25, 1995 Number : 18 of 23 From: Zippy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Spellbound Refer #: 16 Subj: Re: Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local [From] Spellbound [To] Zippy S> S> Lion meat is pretty good. I think anything endangered is particularly yummy. Mountain Gorilla and Panda are about my favorites. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [18/23] : Date: 5:29 pm Fri Aug 25, 1995 Number : 19 of 24 From: Tarot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Hell'S Bell'S Refer #: 15 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local HB> This is disgusting. Shutup. Talk about under water basket weaving or someth HB> normal like that. Hey fella this ain't no fuckin' GYM class, well maybe it couldbe, thatain'tall bad, i mean i still have wet dreams about coaches Fuckit [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [19/24] : Date: 5:30 pm Fri Aug 25, 1995 Number : 20 of 24 From: Tarot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 18 Subj: Re: Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Z> I think anything endangered is particularly yummy. Z> Z> Mountain Gorilla and Panda are about my favorites. YOu forgot, white tiger, uhmm finger suckin' good God saves Tarot [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [20/24] : Date: 6:06 pm Fri Aug 25, 1995 Number : 21 of 24 From: Spellbound Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 18 Subj: Re: Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local don't forget about that rare bird... the California Condor... i try to eat those for Christmas dinner you know.. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [21/24] : Date: 6:08 pm Fri Aug 25, 1995 Number : 22 of 24 From: Spellbound Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Everyone!! Refer #: None Subj: CHOCOLATE!! Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Everyone must MUST call ma and purchase chocolate at one little ole American buck.... my son is selling chocolate so he can win a drum set...... okay people leave me email. for the kids sake. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [22/24] : Date: 9:31 pm Fri Aug 25, 1995 Number : 24 of 24 From: Lobo Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 18 Subj: Re: Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Z> I think anything endangered is particularly yummy. Z> Z> Mountain Gorilla and Panda are about my favorites. i've always been partial to bald eagle and komodo dragon, but hey, it's a matter of opinion, eh? [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [24/24] : Date: 9:32 am Sat Aug 26, 1995 Number : 24 of 25 From: Hell'S Bell'S Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Phlegm Refer #: 17 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Necromanciation is normal and it most definitely is not boring. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [24/25] : Date: 5:08 pm Sat Aug 26, 1995 Number : 25 of 25 From: Zapp Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Loki Refer #: 1 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> cat cat --ZAPP [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [25/25] Date: 8:03 pm Mon Aug 28, 1995 Number : 26 of 29 From: Tarot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Spellbound Refer #: 21 Subj: Re: Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local S> don't forget about that rare bird... the California Condor... To bad buffalo aren't nearly extinct anymore, cause those things fuckin' smell ew who farted! Tarot [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [26/29] : Date: 8:04 pm Mon Aug 28, 1995 Number : 27 of 29 From: Tarot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Lobo Refer #: 23 Subj: Re: Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local L> i've always been partial to bald eagle and komodo dragon, but hey, it's a L> matter of opinion, eh? Both are too gamy tastin' fer me FInger Suckin' Good Tarot [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [27/29] : Date: 10:29 am Tue Aug 29, 1995 Number : 28 of 29 From: Longshot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Cafe Americain, May It Rest In P Refer #: None Subj: my favorite dishes Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local I rather enjoy a nice grilled teenager, served with baby potatoes and those lil bitty ears of corn. The rampant hormones just add something to the flavoring that makes 'em Mmm-Mmm Good. Another favorite around the Longshot household is deep-fried cockroaches. Just gather 'em up and pop in the Fry Daddy for a yummy snack during movies...no batter needed. Remember to spit out the shells, though. They can get stuck in your teeth and it takes needle-nose pliers to get 'em out. For more delicious recipes, send $12.95 + $3 shipping & handling to: I Can't Believe You Ate That! Box 90210 Cucamonga, Il 77765 [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [28/29] : Date: 11:42 am Tue Aug 29, 1995 Number : 29 of 29 From: Phlegm Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Hell'S Bell'S Refer #: 24 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local HB> Necromanciation is normal and it most definitely is not boring. I happen to prefer necrophilia, thank you very much. Kinda chilly and stiff, but I LIKE 'em that way. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [29/29] : Date: 7:29 am Fri Sep 1, 1995 Number : 31 of 32 From: Zippy Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Phlegm Refer #: 29 Subj: Re: hey Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local P> I happen to prefer necrophilia, thank you very much. P> P> Kinda chilly and stiff, but I LIKE 'em that way. And they can't say 'No' OR resist. Perfect woman. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [31/32] : Date: 3:08 pm Fri Sep 1, 1995 Number : 32 of 32 From: Longshot Base : [cbs] Not For Human Consumptio To : Zippy Refer #: 31 Subj: Re: hey Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local ZI> And they can't say 'No' OR resist. and don't forget the "no conversation afterward" bonus, or the fact that you can just stick 'em in the fridge and save 'em for later. [[cbs] Not For Human Consumption] [32/32] : ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GGGGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDD GGG GGGG DDD DDD GGG DD DDD GGG DD DDD GGG DD DDD GGG DD DDD GGG GGGGGG w w DD DDD GGG GGG w w w DD DDD GGG GGG w w w w DD DDD GGG GGG w w w w DD DDD GGG GGG ww ww DDD DDD GGGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDD A GwD logo - 1995 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 ------------------------------------/ Cool Stuff / compiled by Lobo / (some stuff's by him, too.) / ----------------------------/ ________________________________________________________________________________ Part A: The Texas Lottery This is a silly writing assignment I had to do for my computer science class last year at school. I hope you like it. If you don't sense the abounding sarcasm, you live in the toilet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. Bush, You, as the governor, should know many people's opinions regarding many issues. For instance, you must know what all of us Fundamentalist Christians think regarding the lottery, because we're better than everyone else. The Texas Lottery is an issue that has many pros and cons, mostly cons. The lottery has a few pros. One of these is that winners can donate some of their winnings to the Church tax-free. Another is that since gamblers sin by gambling, they obviously sin in other ways as well, and we don't want sinners in the church. The Lottery weeds out the sinners. The Lottery also benefits education. This is good because with a great man like you in office, we will soon re-instate a good old fashioned Fundamentalist education for our children, and if Mr. Gingrich on Capitol Hill gets his way, some of the lottery money can be spent to hire a preacher to lead school prayer. However, the lottery is not all that good of a thing. The lottery is against God because of the gambling involved. We all know that gambling is a sin (except when the gambling is Bingo at Church). God has punishments for gamblers, such as eternal damnation in hell. Not only are gamblers destined for eternal suffering, but they are spending their money on something besides church. This should not be. All money not spent on housing, food, and clothing should be spent on the church. [In the original draft it said "All money not spent on housing, food, clothing, and prostitutes...", but I decided I was going a little too far for a good grade anyway. -Lobo] Gambling is evil,and any people caught buying tickets should be rehabilitated, inquisition-style. The Texas Lottery Commission should be replaced with a group of us Fundamentalists. Only then can we turn the lottery toward the forces of good. The Texas Lottery is definitely something you should consider. I'd like to say that my Church and I will support whichever decision you make. However, I cannot say this because I would be lying, and lying is a sin. What I will say is that if you do not change the lottery to put us in charge of it or cancel it altogether, we will be forced to vote you out in four years. I cannot be held responsible for what a few of our more "unbalanced" individuals might do to you and/or your family. Change the lottery, Mr. Bush. The Texas Lottery has a few good points but many bad ones. This should be changed, or bad things will happen to you. I urge you to do what I say. In the Name of the Lord, Lobo "The God-Send" ________________________________________________________________________________ Part B: E-mail to me. I have no idea who sent this (I can't remember, it's old), but I found it on my drive and I still think it's funny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Anarchy file is a file that tells you how to break into a house and rob it and stuff. Thats not as useful to use as things like, "How to get free cokes out of a coke machines or free candy out of a vending machine. YOu are supposed to pour salt down the coin despencer and the machine will start pouring out change and cokes. Tells ya how to make great "REVENGE" things that were made in the "Viet Nam War" by the Viets. So about those GLs thats I told ya about, well I lied but I do have some great nude GIFs of Cindy Crawford and things like that. Sorry to disappoint ya. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do remember that that was in reply to my reply to his auto-message which said something to the effect of "E-mail me if you have anarchy files, or if you want to know what one is. I also have great GL's and GIF's and stuff." I simply asked him to tell me what an anarchy file was (don't you love his definition? heheh). ________________________________________________________________________________ Part C: Lame Board Stuff I AM NOT the person chatting. I got this from an anonymous source that wanted to piss the sysop of the board off. All names (handles and boards) have not been changed (except the references to the board this was on). This is the newuser login on a board that runs GAP, I believe. In case you care. Which you don't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is your favorite color? A: Jimm's Q: What is your shoe size? A: cool Q: What is the capital of Assyria? A: new Q: Do you engage in any sexual activities with farm animals? A: board Q: Is your father a lesbian? A: fuck you Q: Did you get that last question? A: woo Good, your not a worthless dependant of your parents after all. Q: Do you ever feel that women laugh at your penis? A: fuck Q: If you happen to be a woman, do you laugh at the size of mens' penises? A: always Q: If my mom is reading this right now. . .would you let me off easy? A: suck my dick, girlie man. Q: Are you thoroughly prepared for the enormousness of what you have just begun to emerse yourself in? A: super! Q: In the next few lines, tell me about your person: A: i have a big hard dick A: i stroke it often. A: stroke me, please! A: well well well. poopoo buttsie. A: suck my dick. Are you ready????????????? WELCOME!!!!!! P.S. If you stayed on-line through the previous questionnaire, then you must be insane enough to join. --=Hi, This Is Jimm SysOp=-- Jimm SysOp: what the fuck fo you want??? anony guy: Jimm's BBS will nail your ass to the wall every time. Jimm SysOp: is this mr. aerik aeriksson anony guy: nope, why would he get on under a bs handle? Jimm SysOp: i don't know, but i remember writing that on a post somewhere anony guy: PCI. that's where it was and that's where i read it. hee-haw! Jimm SysOp: have we spoken before on posts??? anony guy: hmmm, i don't think so. we call some of the same boards, and as near as i can tell, you're quite an ass. Jimm SysOp: fuck you too, do you want on this board or are you going to start some shit?? anony guy: is a bbs really worth getting pissed over? well, i guess i'll log off and maybe get on later with my real handle, but you'll never know who this really is, mr. cool. Jimm SysOp: you can get on the board, but just don't fuck with me, you can do anything else though, and a BBS is worth getting pissed off about if you put months into setting it up anony guy: well, shit. 'just don't fuck with me' ---- scary scary, don't we look mean? ________________________________________________________________________________ Part D: Yearbook Stuff The following is the signature that Mr. Q put in my 1994 (Freshman) yearbook. I think it's damn funny. I'm sorry if you don't. Well, not really. Granted, it's about half private jokes, but some of it's not and some of it's funny even if you don't entirely get it. Maybe. Btw- Mr. Q really is Satan [and is a member of the Keyblurr Elvz (maybe) and a GwD member. We've got POWER now! Especially since The Lizard King is really God, and he's in GwD too. Aww yeah! Heheheh.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Lobo, It is my great hope that one day, all the oppressed frogs will rise up in glorious triumph and take over the world. May you live each day of your life & find true happiness & a good woman. SMOKING KILLS (Do Acid) Caw Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead. Your Prince of Darkness, Your Lord of Evil, Mephistopheles A.K.A. Mr. Q P.S. I DON'T RESPECT YOU! You're not my father. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This next little bit is an "article" in the 1995 yearbook [my Sophomore year] at my school. It features a brief quote from Kilroy [another GwD member] and is right next to a big picture of me "waiting for a ride" in the yearbook. (If you want to see the picture, send an SASE to the GwD P.O. Box and I'll make a copy of it and send it to you. Not that you'd really want to see me, though.) It's from the Generation-X page or something. Yay. It's by Tony White who was the Senior Class President. Woogie! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life in the Gap --------------- A lack of unity and resentment towards Baby Boomers makes our generation less like "Generation-X" and more like "Generation Why" ***** Slackers. Baby Busters. Twenty-somethings. These are all name used by the popular media to describe America's thirteenth generation. Our generation is heir to a five trillion dollar debt created by our parents. We are also facing the worst job market in America since the end of World War II. Thirteen has always been an unlucky number. Our generation is marked by its diversity. Senior Joy Johnson said, "Everyone is so incredibly dissimilar, generalizations are impossible to make." However, we do seem to share some common values. Our generation is already used to working for a living. "I work thirty hours a week," said senior Amy Thomas, "so that I won't have to take as much from my parents." The idea of cleaning up after our parents economic blunders provokes major attitude from many of us. Senior Ben Heavner [Kilroy] said our generation is "annoyed at the world" and ready to "kick some yuppie tail" in the workplace. Everyone seemed to agree with sophomore Brian Melton's [a.k.a. Seamonkey and something else I forgot, I don't know why I'm telling you this because he's not in GwD] sentiments that baby boomers "screwed up a lot or stuff that they expect us to fix." Melton also said, "I don't like the words that my parents use. When they say 'groovy' or 'hip', it really peeves me." Aside from our general disdain for baby boomers, very little unity is felt by our generation. As Johnson said, "a clearly defined dogma for our generation does not exist." The myriad of opportunity provided for us in the late twentieth century has made us the most diverse generation in our country's history. Unlike our parents, we have no spokesmen, wars or movements to bring us together. ________________________________________________________________________________ PART E: Ach! (Pronounced "ock!") This is a silly little poem by me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I rock. I have a cock. I own a sock. I wear a smock. My door has a lock. It makes people knock. I'm glad I'm not a jock. I don't like people who mock. I like food cooked in a wok. I need to spell check this block. The only good beer is Shiner Bock. I don't live near a dock. I have something I want to hock. A girl at work has a pock. God, I'm tired of this schlock. ________________________________________________________________________________ PART F: Drugs Here's some handy info for you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pot-Grass Dope-Weed Roach-Joint MaryJane Uppers--Speed Crank--Dexies Coke--Rock Toot--Blow -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is Crack? -------------- Crack, sometimes call "rock", is the street name for a more refined, freebased, form of cocaine that is smoked. Crack can be five to six times stronger than the cocaine normally purchased on the street. It is believed that the drug is named for the crackling noise it makes when smoked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are amphetamines used for medical purposes? ------------------------------------------- Amphetamines are used for treating narcolepsy (a rare disorder marked by uncontrolled sleep episodes) and minimal brain dysfunction (MBD) in children. They also are prescribed for short-term treatment of obesity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How Can You Tell If Someone You Know Is Using Crack? ---------------------------------------------------- An early sign of difficulty can be an abrupt breakdown in family communications or change in a person's behavior. A marked change in personality, a loss of interest in personal appearance, paranoid behavior or animosity toward family and friends may all be significant. Other symptoms include restlessness, anxiety, an inability to concentrate, marked agitation, weight loss and altered sleeping patterns. These symptoms, where young people are concerned, may often be signs of anxieties experienced during adolescence [Parents: This means that there's no way to tell if your kid is smoking crack or if he's just normal.], but if illicit substances are involved they would probably be magnified. Other danger signals include associations with new friends known to use drugs, or unexplained disappearances of money and valuables from the house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are some of the immediate effects of smoking marijuana? ------------------------------------------------------------ Some immediate physical effects include a faster heartbeat and pulse rate, bloodshot eyes, and a dry mouth and throat. No scientific evidence indicates that marijuana improves hearing, eyesight, or skin sensitivity. Studies of marijuana's mental effects show that the drug can impair or reduce short-term memory, alter sense of time, and reduce ability to do things which require concentration...qfaf...What was I typing? ________________________________________________________________________________ PART G: Posts Here's some posts about neat stuff. From Snake's Den (I think.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 5:41 pm Tue Aug 8, 1995 Number : 47 of 51 From: Unik Base : Fuck you, I won't do what you To : ?? Refer #: None Subj: ?? Replies: 2 Stat: Normal Origin : Local All you people out there who are afraid of dem dar gangs at LHS who are comin to get ya....well you had better hide under dem dar bed sheets tonight because THE POOPOO HEADS are in full affect and are comin to get ya...you betcha...so you better watch your back mudda phucka...thats right, me and Lobo gonna rock your bed until you dun bounce out of it and on yer dern head just like you did when you were 1 year old...you betcha... PooPoo Heads Forever......JOIN US or get a nasty little bump on yer head! Peace....I be outta her...you betcha... Unik (or Eunuch - look it up!) [Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!] [47/51] : Date: 11:25 pm Wed Aug 9, 1995 Number : 48 of 51 From: Iceman Base : Fuck you, I won't do what you To : Unik Refer #: 47 Subj: Re: ?? Replies: 1 Stat: Normal Origin : Local Unik slithered over to ?? and hissed the following drivel..... So, what are your colors? [Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!] [48/51] : Date: 5:32 pm Fri Aug 11, 1995 Number : 49 of 51 From: Shatter Proof Base : Fuck you, I won't do what you To : Iceman Refer #: 48 Subj: Re: ?? Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Their colors are gonna be brown.. Their enemys will be the Toiletpaper heads.. They will be decked in white.. Well I'm just guessin.. No pun intended.. [Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!] [49/51] : Date: 12:10 am Tue Aug 15, 1995 Number : 50 of 51 From: Izzy Base : Fuck you, I won't do what you To : All Refer #: None Subj: blah Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local ÉÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄThe Pirate's CoveÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» ³ ³ ³ Over 15,000 files online including ³ ³ ³ ³ Cracks Mods Adult Gifs ³ ³ Cheats Vocs Utilities ³ ³ Trainers Wavs Doom Editors ³ ³ Games Graphics Renegade mods ³ ³ PC-Board PPE's ³ ³ ³ ³ DoomCon node 1466:666/7.0 ChiaNet node 155:806/10 ³ ³ RGSnet node 50:140/526 Fido Net node 1:38O4/0 ³ ³ ³ ³ Running Renegade 10/05 ³ ³ Two Node Ringdown º ÈÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ(806)795-4926Äͼ call now or something [Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!] [50/51] : Date: 9:53 pm Wed Aug 16, 1995 Number : 51 of 51 From: Lobo Base : Fuck you, I won't do what you To : Unik Refer #: 47 Subj: Re: ?? Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local U> All you people out there who are afraid of dem dar gangs at LHS who are U> comin to get ya....well you had better hide under dem dar bed sheets tonigh U> because THE POOPOO HEADS are in full affect and are comin to get ya...you U> betcha...so you better watch your back mudda phucka...thats right, me and U> Lobo gonna rock your bed until you dun bounce out of it and on yer dern hea U> just like you did when you were 1 year old...you betcha... U> U> PooPoo Heads Forever......JOIN US or get a nasty little bump on yer head! U> U> Peace....I be outta her...you betcha... U> U> Unik (or Eunich - look it up!) do i know you? no, seriously, that's true. it's not actually how i would have put it, but it's true. [Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!] [51/51] : ________________________________________________________________________________ PART H: Scout Crap Here's some crap that a guy in my scout troop kept saying (scouts is damn cool.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the province of Canille , the natives like to get RIP-ROARIN' DRUNK and piss on the Blarney Stone. But the real fun comes the next day when the tourists come to kiss it for luck! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's the slogans of our Philmont Trek (if you don't know what Philmont is, you're beyond help.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you taunted a burro today? Burros are the chronic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That is hereby accepted as the GwD slogan of choice. Look for souvenir "Have you taunted a burro today?" and "Burros are the chronic." bumper stickers, coming soon from your friends at GwD. Why not order our catalog? Check for details in the Press Release section. ________________________________________________________________________________ That's enough "Cool Stuff" this time around. I bet you can't wait for "Cool Stuff 2", can you? Well, you'll have to, because it will be in GwD100. -Lobo ________________________________________________________________________________ ---------- --- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- -- ---- -- -- -- -- ---- -- -- -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- ---------- ------ -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -------- - -- - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -------- - - - - -- --- -- -- -- -- -- -- - - - - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- ----- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- ---------- --- ---- --- A GwD, Incorporated logo - 1995 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 ---------------------/ REVELATION: GREEN / (The Ascension) / by Sir Flea / -------------/ In the Beginning, There was Grene. And only Grene. Until she made from herself the basic colors. Blue, Yellow, and Redd. Redd she did not make, but was spawned from the chaos that once consumed the universe. Several million years later an asshole of a child was born, who's story is explained in gwd30.txt. Then a really nice child was born sometime later who's story is explained in gwd02.txt. The first child was the will of Redd given form. He was evil, mean, and he shit his pants a lot. His mother was a whore, and his father was a drunk. Because his father was always threatening to step on him with his J.C. Penney pennyloafers, Redd's child now has an instinctive fear of all pennyloafers. This sinister child was christened B0b. His real last name is Johannsen, but because of his nature, the other children quickly named him B0b Limekiller. Which is a title meaning "the destroyer of all that is green and good." This child is the Anti-Greeny. The really nice child was born of Susan "Yellowie" Hagstrom and James "Blewie" Allen, it was not known at the time but their lives were being directly influenced by the Basic Colors of those same names. The gods had also influenced the other kids to give them those nicknames so that they could feel important. They didn't. So this guy James knocked 'old Susan up, so they got married. They had a nice little kid who they called Jacob "Greeny" Allen. Gee, those were some creative people. As explained in gwd02.txt, he smiled, he laughed, he even shit his drawers! It's really easy to see why we picked this child to be our future emperor. This is THE Greeny. (Well, not really. See part 5. -Ed.) *The Revelation of Greeny* Because the ultimate triumph of Greeny has not occurred as of yet, we at the Greeny world Domination Task Force thought it necessary to show what will happen when Greeny finally overcomes the power of Redd and becomes emperor of the world. So you Dr00gs out there won't be scared when it happens. So Greeny is having an average day, he woke up, shit, and brushed his teeth. He ate his breakfast of Mashed Potatoes, because Greeny likes mashed potatoes, and went with his friends to the mall. After walking around aimlessly for about an hour, which is a requirement of going to the mall, Jacob decides to go into J.C. Penney's. He buys a pair of pennyloafers and puts them into his bag. He likes bag and sticks to his tried and true Converse for the moment. Unfortunately, J.C. Penney's is right next to Cardinals, which everyone knows is a breeding pit for Redd's evil doings. As Greeny walks by he feels weakened by the red sign, and the minions of B0b Limekiller charge him and take him prisoner. Of course they couldn't have done this if Greeny hadn't been up all night last night, and wasn't so tired right now. So the minions of Redd take Jacob before the Redd incarnate B0b Limekiller. Greeny sees him and starts puking at the disgustingly funny appearance of B0b. His hair is cropped short, his nose is long. His chest is smooth as silk, his face is rough as sandpaper. His tattered red clothing makes him look like a member of the Bloods after a gangwar. They tie Greeny to a chair, but the minions are very stupid and Jacob escapes easily. B0b is amazed and wonders how the hell Jacob escaped, and he shits his pants because he is so afraid. Greeny starts complaining about the smell and kicks B0b in the face. B0b starts whimpering and mumbling something about his daddy not doing it so hard. Greeny starts calling B0b a faggot, and a goddamn mother-fucker and he shouts something about how, "I'm gonna kick your ass, mother-fucker!" Because Greeny doesn't like to lose sleep and he is very cranky. So he walks over and starts pissing all over B0b, but he has forgotten that it is from urine, that B0b gets his strength. B0b quickly stands up and grabs Greeny and throws him across the room. Greeny is so thankful to be away from that awful smell coming from B0b, that he doesn't even notice he's flying through the air until he hits the wall. The collision jars the bag in Jacob's hand loose, and the pennyloafers fall out onto the floor, as does Jacob's head. B0b yelps in fright, and passes out. There is a big gap here where Redd's minions run away, and B0b and Greeny lay there unconscious, so we'll just skip it. Greeny is the first to awaken, and throws up because of the horrible smell. After relieving himself, Greeny walks over and picks B0b up. Holding him in one hand, and holding his nose with the other. If you are wondering how bad the smell is, then imagine someone taking the spray of a skunk, concentrating it, making a breath spray out of it, eating shit, spraying that into his mouth, then waiting for an hour, and of course, breathing right in your face. That's how bad it is. Well anyway, Greeny takes B0b to his home and ties him up with strings and ropes the color of green, so B0b will be powerless. Greeny whispers at him to wake him up. Redd wakes up and starts crying, it annoys Jacob so much that he slaps him with his brand new pennyloafers and then slaps him again for getting pee on his brand new shoes. Redd is very mad by this time and starts whining in his putrid little voice to Grene to help his son. Grene laughs in his face and racks him for being so stupid. Meanwhile, down below, B0b asks to use the phone, and Jacob kicks him in the balls for no apparent reason, so hard that once again B0b shits his pants. So B0b calls all his friends in power which is basically every dictator, president, or ruling party in the world, and gets them all on conference call. He starts whimpering really loudly and Saddam Hussein gets so disgusted that he reaches through the phone lines and slaps B0b. Then B0b gets really pissed so he mutters the single word which no human being can hear and live, he isn't too smart in this fact because if he hears it, he will die too. But he says it anyway, and thankfully Greeny at the time was listening to his favorite story by the Dead Kennedys, specifically, Night of the Living Rednecks. So Greeny doesn't hear it. I'll write that word down here, just as long as you don't read this aloud. If you do, you will die. So just read it in your head. The word is...BAGATELLE! (GwD hereby relieves itself of any blame for persons not heeding the warnings and saying "BAGATELLE" aloud. We warned you not to read it. Don't come crying to us when you're dead.) Oh yeah, might as well get back to the actual story. When Greeny turns around and seeing B0b lying in a pool of vomit and shit, he laughs his ass off. Upstairs in the heavens, Grene is laughing so hard that she accidentally racks Redd again, then she does it again just because it's so fun! Really, if you ever see the God Redd, just rack him. It really is fun. Now, it seems that all the ruling parties in the world is dead, so Greeny gets on the phone, which is still connected to every country (1st, 2nd, and 3rd world) on Earth. He gets all the phones hooked up to loudspeakers in every country, and says this. "PEOPLE OF EARTH! I AM YOUR NEW EMPEROR! YOU WILL FOLLOW ME!" And there is a resounding cry of "WHY?" So Greeny responds with the now famous reply, which I am not sure quite what it is because I didn't hear it, I was listening to Dead Kennedys. Basically it gave Greeny all rights and privileges of being a World Emperor. Countries rejoiced, brothers hugged, sisters hugged, wars were stopped, and peace was achieved. The only form of violence left was the hunting Redd's followers for fun. That's not really violence though is it? So that's how Greeny will conquer all of the world and be a really neat dictator. Of course, he will just be a figurehead and the real power will be in the council. Read gwd10.txt for further explanation of that. *Epilogue* Greeny rules, yay. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G D GG DD GGG DDD GGGGG DDDDD GGGGGGGG DDDDDDDD GGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDD GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG w w w DDDD DDDDD GGGGGG GGGGGGGGG w w w w DDDD DDDDDD GGGGG GGGGGGGGG w w DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG w w DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDD GGGGGGGG DDDDDDDD GGGGG DDDDD GGG DDD GG DD G D A GwD logo - 1995 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 ------------------------/ *HE* was in GwD?!?!?! / --------------------/ Y'see, there're GwD membership cards now. $1.00 from the mail-order catalog. However, someone important paid his buck. When I asked him about it, he quickly asked that he be removed from the membership list. Who was it? Why don't you see for yourself: VOID VOID VOID ____Bob_Larson____ is a full-fledged Droog in the GREENY world Domination Task Force and is thus a member of the GwD Council. All specified rights and privileges (GwD10.txt - paragraph two) are given to him. Now YOU know what a bad-ass he is! Signed and recorded in Grene this day May 12, 1995 by __Lobo________ and _Seth_Sometimes__ Top Worshipper Type of Guy&Top Dog Type of Guy GwD GwD GwD GwD GwD GwD copyright (c) 1995 by GwD Incorporated VOID VOID VOID Why did he ask to be taken out? I have no idea. Something about if this went public, it would ruin his credibility or something like that. Go figure. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _____ ____ // | \ / \ || ____ | || | b d || || \ / | || | > \\___// \/\/ |____/ \__/ A GwD logo by Seth - 1994 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 -----------------/ Press Releases / -------------/ ________________________________________________________________________________ Official Press Releases from GwD Incorporated's Corporate Offices Lubbock, TX ________________________________________________________________________________ FROM: The GwD Council BY: Lobo Top Worshipper Type of Guy, GwD Task Force C.E.O. GwD Incorporated Chairman of the GwD High Council TO: All GwD Task Force Members DATE: January 21, 1995 It is hereby ordered that GwD files will no longer have the name formerly used as the alter-ego for Greeny [Jacob Allen] in them. We were wrong. Greeny has not yet come to earth from the bosom of Grene, or, if he has, we haven't found him yet. The Revelation related above is still held to be true, with the minor difference that The True Greeny <> Jacob Allen. We apologize to all of you for slightly misdirecting you in your journey along the path of Grene. However, GwD has great plans for 1995 and beyond. We have doubled the number of Command Centers we have in the last quarter. There are many new text files in the works, and we plan to have more gatherings. Stay tuned for further details! There, now that all that's said, welcome to 1995, boys and girls. GwD will still rule one day. Greeny will still be our figurehead dictator. The GwD Council will still hold the power. B0b Limekiller still lives. TOFTAOBL is still active. We must destroy these dastardly enemies of Grene if we wish to stay alive. They know where all of us live. They have taps on our phone lines. Be careful, my friends. You never know who might be an agent of Redd. GwD must triumph in the end! We will be relying on you, dr00gs, to help us win the war. Greeny must be found. In fact, I have a good suspicion as to who might be THE GREEN ONE, the One from the legends. I'll save the name until another file though. I wouldn't want to launch someone into false godhood again. There will be many false-Greenys on our way to enlightenment. One day (Grene forbid) we might embrace........B0b as the *true* Greeny. Hopefully if this ever happens, he will not remain our supposed savior for as long as the benevolent-yet-annoying Jacob Allen did. Of course, there are thousands of other people who would claim to be Greeny. B0b is just one of many false-Greenys (though he is the most powerful). Greeny must be found! We will keep in touch. ADDENDUM DATE: May 24, 1995 So we're a little behind schedule on releases. So what? If I'd get more submissions , maybe there'd be more files out. To submit GwD files, send them to Lobo on any BBS that he calls. Or u/l them as GWDSUBM*.TXT where "*" is the number. There probably won't be very many submissions on one board at a given time, so just use the number that comes next (duh) when uploading. If there are more than 9 submissions, omit the "M" from the filename and use two digits. Yay. Submissions can also be sent to Lobo via netmail. Send them to 't9scm@ttacs.ttu.edu'. Or, if you wanna be a real badass, send hardcopy submissions to: GwD Incorporated P.O. Box 53143 Lubbock, Tx 79453 or something like that. Fight the Power! -Lobo ________________________________________________________________________________ FROM: The GwD Council BY: Lobo Top Worshipper Type of Guy, GwD Task Force C.E.O. GwD Incorporated Chairman of the GwD High Council TO: All GwD Task Force Members DATE: July 25, 1995 RE: GwD is a gang According to two in Lubbock, Texas, The GREENY world Domination Task Force is a gang. "Let's All Work To Fight Drug Abuse" states that "A gang is a group of people who interact among themselves to the exclusion of others. They have a group name, claim a neighborhood or territory and engage in anti-social behavior. Gang members can belong to any race, creed, religious or political group..." As you can see, we fit all of these specifications. We have a name (GwD, duh), claim a territory (the world, duh again), and engage in anti-social behavior (I won't even go into that). Also, we're an equal opportunity Task Force, allowing anyone to join (with certain discretion, of course). The 1994-95 Discipline Management Plan of the Lubbock Independent School District prohibits: "Belonging to secret societies" [gangs]. It states that "Students shall not become or promise to become members of any organization composed wholly or in part of students of public schools below the rank of college or junior college which seeks to perpetuate itself by taking in additional members from the students enrolled in such school on the basis of the decision of its membership, rather than upon the free choice of any student in the school, who is qualified under the rules of the school, to file the special aims of the organization." Well, most of the members of GwD are friends from school, and I always at least Seth (and often other members) before admitting anyone else. I guess we're a secret society. Which reminds me, as a "secret society", we need to have some sort of excuse to have a three-letter acronym. If anyone (ie. administration of a school, university, etc. or anything like that) asks you what GwD is, the proper response is "It stands for: God, we're dorks. It's a club that anyone can join." Chances are, most people will not want to know more. -Lobo ________________________________________________________________________________ FROM: The GwD Council BY: Lobo Top Worshipper Type of Guy, GwD Task Force C.E.O. GwD Incorporated Chairman of the GwD High Council TO: All GwD Task Force Members DATE: August 30, 1995 RE: Partners In ThoughtCrime The Partners in ThoughtCrime? What the hell is that? Well, it's the biggest, baddest thing to hit the 'zine world since gwd01.txt. No, don't leave! It's far cooler than early GwD files. You see, last December, I was reading posts on DRU (can't help but mention the name of the board it was on, not trying to sound cooler than you, even though I am) and an ad for a board called Mogel-Land came up on the screen. Anyway, I called it, and u/led the GwD files, and Mogel and his users really liked them. I d/led his group's files (he ran the Hogs of Entropy at that time), and we established a friendship. If I hadn't call DRU on that faithful day, The Partners in ThoughtCrime might never have been established. (Oh no!) Who are the Partners in ThoughtCrime? I'm glad you asked. The answer to that requires a little bit of a history lesson, though. You see, Mogel-Land became a GwD distro. site, and Mogel called Chaos, which became an HoE site. I had this really nifty idea for something that's never been done in a 'zine before (to my knowledge, that is. I won't bore you with details here, besides, it's gonna happen in the future and I like to build suspense.) so I talked to my friend Mogel (yes, it is something that requires cooperation of text groups). He liked the idea, and soon, The Partners in ThoughtCrime were born. Why? We decided that if lesser known 'zines (like GwD and HoE) teamed up, we could get larger followings. We also talked to Black Francis (of pEz), and he wanted to join up. Anyway, we decided to found a loose organization that would basically just advertise for its members. Around this time, Mogel decided that HoE had outlived its usefulness; bF was getting tired of pEz as well. For whatever reasons, the two groups called it quits. However, they joined up into a neat NEW NEW NEW 'zine called Doomed to Obscurity (dto or d2o) which has since continued in its forerunners' places as GwD's Partner in ThoughtCrime. Now you know about the origins of The Partners in ThoughtCrime. If you'd like to know more details, read the advertisement following the shout out list. If you are interested in having your group/'zine join the Partners, please e-mail Lobo (anon499e@nyx.cs.du.edu) or Mogel (mogel@phantom.com) for information. -Lobo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM: The GwD Council BY: Lobo Top Worshipper Type of Guy, GwD Task Force C.E.O. GwD Incorporated Chairman of the GwD High Council TO: All GwD Task Force Members DATE: September 1, 1995 RE: False Prophets The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated, is dedicated to exposing false prophets for what they truly are (we also feel that most prophets are false). In gwd42-gwd48, GwD ran an expos‚ on Bob Larson, a radio-evangelist and a false prophet (in our opinion, as well as in the opinions of many others). Is Bob Larson THE B0b? It is doubtful, but he's still the enemy. As time goes on, GwD will publish expos‚s on more false prophets. Hell, we might even write some of them ourselves (instead of just taking them off of UseNet). If you have an evangelist/false profit that you would like us to do a profile on, contact Lobo. We have plans for files about two or three other people in the near future. NOTE: Most GwD Expos‚s on False Prophets will not be as long as the profiles of Bob Larson. We merely felt that you needed the whole story and that Mr. Ken Smith had presented it very well. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************************************************************** FUTURE PRESS RELEASE! ******************************************************************************** * * * T O P S E C R E T * * * DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE GwD TASK FORCE! FROM: The GwD High Council TO: The GwD Council -- TOP SECRET -- GwD Members Only! -- TOP SECRET DATE: Sometime after world Domination has been achieved RE: GwD Mission Statement As a Specialized Task Force, we would like you to know that quality service to you is the purpose for our existence. We have dedicated ourselves to uniquely treating you with T.L.C. T stands for TENDER TOUCH. We desire that your lobotomy and/or extended brainwashing is carried out in a warm, gentle and fun-filled experience. L stands for LOVING ENVIRONMENT that creates life-long relationships. It is our desire to know you as a person and establish a meaningful friendship. C stands for CARE. 1) That you will receive quality and excellence of CARE. 2) That you will be educated and learn how to take CARE of your new life and will never be forced to repeat the process. 3) That you will know that above all else, we CARE about you. We desire that the total experience in our office will enhance your confidence and self-esteem which will enable you to become all that you can be. This T.L.C. Mission Statement is our pledge to you that we will do all we can do to make your reprogramming treatment a worthwhile and meaningful experience. Sincerely, The GwD High Council -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys, how does that sound for our first Press Release after we assume control? It really regards TOFTAOBL members, but it doesn't say that in case anyone else decides to go against us. Talk to me. -Lobo ________________________________________________________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHOUTOUTSSHOUTOUTSSHOUTOUTSSHOUTOUTSSHOUTOUTSSHOUTOUTSSHOUTOUTSSHOUTOUTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GwD hasn't had any 'thank yous' since gwd01.txt. Don't even think about bitching. These people have contributed to GwD and/or helped give our lives meaning in the time since GwD was founded, almost two and a half years ago: (People) Acid Warlock (RnD), Ailanthus, Aracnia, Bezor Nova, Black Francis, Bob the Master of the World, Brazen, Breed_x, Bruno, Calypso (Zelia Winter), Captain Harlock, Chiba, Chilly Con Queso, Comrade Lenin, Cybereye, Diamondback, fastjack, Filo, Flea Killer, Franche Coma (Steve Ignorant), Franken Gibe, Genaerik, Hallucination, Hoggle (Wiley Coyote), Bill Hooper, Iron Priest, Izzy, Jaffo, Jakyl, Kaptain Kilobyte, Kilroy, King Arthur, KPND, Lasher, Malachi, Miyamoto, Mogel, Mohawk Dave, m0m, Mr. Q, Pride, Psychosomatic Illusion, Queen of Chance, Random, Ratt Fink, Ronin Darkheart, Rory, Seth the Woman, Sir Flea, Siva, Shadowhawk, Snotty, S00per Sperm, Squig, Stein, Swedish Shef (Spanky McDougal, Sir!), The Lizard King, TransDerm-Nitro, Trojan-Man, Unik, Wizard of Id, Zach D., Zen, Zippy, (People Without Handles) Sheetal Aiyer, Jacob Allen, Rebecca Beazley, Jonathan Blackwell, Alexis Bowlin, Aundrea Chambers, Bruce Charbonneau, Jesus Christ, Midora Green Dubose, Jimmy Eager, Bob and Norma Faulk, Amanda Huckabee, Rishi Kapila, Bill Kopf, Bob Larson, Tonya McIntosh, Todd McKay, Meredith Morse, People without Red Hair, Our Parents, Elliot Sparkman, Lee Stafford, Tracie Stuart, Rickey Woody, (Organizations and Zines) Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild, Comedy Central, Cult of the Dead Cow, Doomed to Obscurity, Fucked Up College Kids, GENOCiDE, Lubbock Independent School District, Monty Python, Phrack, Pizza Underground Digest, The Cattle Industry, The Church of the SubGenius, The Hogs of Entropy, The United States of America, 2600, (Music Stuff) Billy Joel, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Brutal Juice, Buddy Holly, Crushstory, Faith No More, Low Tolerance, New Order, Pantera, Primus, Sekrut Squirrel, Scrappy Doo, The Beatles, The Cure, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, The Keyblurr Elvz, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Skatenigs, Tori Amos, Tragic Machine, Weasel-MX, White Zombie, and Frisbees. 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Let he who hath understood the rest of what I've said count the number of Green: for it is the number of a mortal; and the number is Five hundred twoscore and fifteen." - KeyLime 18:13. ================================================================================ Learn about the trinity of Grene and why five is so damn important! Be on the lookout for GWD60.TXT, the Book of KeyLime, available soon from GwD! ================================================================================ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GwD Mail-Order Catalog: Send an SASE to GwD, Inc. P.O. Box 53143 Lubbock, Texas 79453 for your FREE catalog. Even if you've seen it advertised elsewhere (in my article in d2o, for example) for $1.00, it doesn't matter. It's free, with the SASE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Lubbock...that's a bastion of conservatism if ever there was one...If there's a buckle to the Bible Belt, Lubbock's gotta be pretty close to it." -Bob Larson, from the radio show _Talk Back with Bob Larson_. "Join the cnservative religious right! We're the mahority, no matter how many people object!" -Shadow Tao "Mormons are nothing but a bunch of heretics and blasphemers." -Lubbock County Constable Gary Newburn tHe PaRtNeRs In ThOuGhTcRiMe OpPoSe OpPrEsSiOn, AgGrEsSiOn, AnD SuBmIsSiOn.... NoW iS tHe TiMe fOr AlL gOoD ^ hEaThEnS aNd BlAsPhEmErS tO uNiTe UnDeR oNe OrGaNiZaTiOn. | | tHaT gRoUp Is tHe PaRtNeRs In ThOuGhTcRiMe. BiG bRoThEr iS @#####@ rEaL. He Is nOt A pErSoN, hOwEvEr (WeLl, NoT a DisTincT (### ###)-. pErSoN, aNyWaY). BiG bRo. 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Wake up and smell the gunpowder, you fascist bastards. /---( P A R T N E R S I N T H O U G H T C R I M E )---\ \ / / -=- GwD =-= The GREENY world Domination Task Force =-= GwD -=- \ \ -=- d2o =-= Doomed to Obscurity =-= d2o -=- / / \ \--------------------------( Check out these zines! )--------------------------/ "We're bastards of conservatism."- The Partners in ThoughtCrime "I'll beat you with the Bible Belt!" -Lobo "Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison. Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum of challenge and danger. Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin, leaving the carcasses to rot. Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes. Thanks for the American dream, to vulgarize and falsify until the bare lies shine through." - William S. Burroughs, "A Thanksgiving Prayer" "You can fool some people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." -Bob Marley and the Wailers, "Get Up Stand Up" GwD + dto/d2o = The Partners in ThoughtCrime DISCLAIMER * DISMEMBER * DISCLAIMER * DISENFRANCHISE * DISCLAIMER Neither the members of GwD nor the members of dto condone any form of violence. Or maybe they do. Who can be sure? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAPENDCRAP /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ --- The GwD High Council --- Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth Sometimes Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\ | Lobo - Seth Sometimes - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea | | Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper | | Lasher - Mogel | \------------------------------------------------------------------------------/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------\ GwD Command Centers \ ----------------------\ Chaos (806)###-#### SysOp-Seth Sometimes (Mission Control, down for awhile) GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347 SysOp-TransDerm-Nitro (First Conquest) Federation Slayers' (806)798-8168 SysOp-Big Red Fed The Snake's Den (806)793-3779 SysOp-Diamondback (DeFacto Mission Control) Pirate's Cove (806)795-4926 SysOp-Ailanthus/Izzy The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948 SysOp-Longshot Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259 SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost) Psycho's Chiropractic Institute (806)792-3302 SysOp-Psychosomatic Illusion The Sprawl (806)797-0820 SysOp-Chiba Tacoland (215)750-0392 SysOp-Black Francis (Frijole Fort) The Lagoon (914)638-3712 SysOp-Maximum Overdose (Middle Eastern Outpost) Altered Reality (203)925-8349 SysOp-Zap (North Eastern Stronghold) Cell Block 4 (214)612-8694 SysOp-LithoTripter/Wizard of Id (Salad Stronghold) Static Line (806)747-0802 SysOp-Xenocide *%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*% OR FTP etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/Greeny ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/GWD for Drive By Shootings On the 'Information Super Highway' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50 files?!?!?!?!?! Golly! All ascii "art" by Lobo, unless otherwise noted. /---------------\ copyright (c) 1995 by GwD, Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER: GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo : GwD : All rights reserved to Grene \---------------/ GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD50