GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e , I n c o r p o r a t e d Presents: __ __ 999999999 11 _____ ____ _| |__| |_ 9999 9999 111 // | \ |_ __ _| 999 999 1111 || ____ | || | | | | | 9999 9999 111 || || \ / | || | _| |__| |_ 9999999999 111 \\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 999 111 |__| |__| 999 111 999 11111 "Fuckin' HOEs" by Lobo Licious ----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #91 ----- ----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 ----- [The Hogz of Entropy (HOE - www.hoe.nu), a "contemporary" of GwD, called it quits for the second (and supposedly final) time on 12-25-00 with its release of HOE #1110. Here is the GwD tribute/response to HOE's ceasing to exist as a publication.] I've never been part of HOE, and I probably never will be, since I'm submitting this after the deadline. [Mogel imposed a 12-01-00 deadline for publication in the "final" issue of HOE; this piece was submitted on 12-03-00 and shows up in the final version (HOE #1110) as having been submitted in July...] Of course, my name has popped up a few times in the past: someone claiming to be me did a shitty interview in #80. And I did write something awful that somehow managed to be included in DTO #3; that's the closest I ever got to being in HOE. Of course, I am the editor of one of HOE's "contemporary" (we're actually a year older than HOE; suck on that, ya sonofabitch!) e-zines, GwD, so I have an interesting perspective on all of you HOEs out there. For instance, there's the idea that HOE has stolen its look and feel (at least its feel) from GwD. Sure, you guys are at issue #1000-something and we haven't even passed the century mark yet, but that's not the point. That proves that we REALLY DO put out the lamest, crappiest publication ever, and you guys are just pretenders to the throne. That's okay, though; you've still earned my respect, even though you did re- publish cDc #001 (Gerbil Feed Bomb) without permission. My experience with a hoe: I used to work at a movie theater, and we were required to hoe the weeds behind the building while wearing a shirt, tie, and dress shoes. I had hoed everyday for a week, and the manager told me to hoe them again. I told him I'd shove that hoe up his ass. Now, he could have fired me on the spot, but he laughed and made the stoner chick who was working with me hoe the weeds instead. This, of course, shows that I rock balls. There's something I'd like to point out: in HOE #1 ("The Entropic Theme Song" or something like that), it claims that "entropy" rhymes with "anarchy." This is most certainly not true. Look up rhymes in the dictionary, numbnuts. As such, you must be destroyed. Now that HOE is calling it quits, GwD holds the undisputed title of crappiest publication in the e-zine world. Thanks. You guys have given me the desire to actually get off my ass and mess with GwD-stuff. Since you're quitting, there's no other publication/group still around from the mid-1990s. Damn you, you've made me want to work on text again. Fucking assholes. Reap the whirlwind, chaches. You've brought down the thunder, well now you've got it. [Originally published as part of the mammoth that is Hogz of Entropy #1110.] ----------------------------------------------------------- GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/ GwD Publications: http://gwd.mit.edu/ ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/ GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/ Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/ E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org * GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Eat the pig, eat the pig, ziggy ziggy ziggy zig." - Some chach in _Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure_ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -+- F Y M -+- GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\ copyright (c) MM Lobo Licious/GwD Publications :SHIT YOUR PANTS: copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc./HOE Media : GwD : All rights reserved \---------------/ GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD91