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                       "OPEN THEM EYES!" by Kp Neato Dee

  ----- GwD:  The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #93 -----
            ----- release date:  01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----

i dunno what any of this soap opera stuff's about, but it sure sounds uh...like,
interesting yet repulsive and ultimately disgusting.

what is it about this modem/computer stuff that attracts fucked-up, lecherous
asshole guys.  and butt-blind naive females that can't figure this stuff out.

>>THWACK!!<<  BRICK TO THE HEAD!  OPEN THEM EYES!

people are couch/computer potatoes 'cause they're too lame to do anything for 
"real".  bored and lonely, fuckin' ugly, it's the ready-made clique for
shitheads and obnoxious geeks and loser freaks.  no chin, woulda done yerself
in if you could just find the energy.  but it's so much easier to sit hunched
over in that chair.  years and years and face and belly get rounder, hair
greasier as showers grow less and less frequent.  "it'd be so rad to find a
chick who knows UNIX to fuck, huh?"  the geek wet dream.  female handle - hey
baby i'm a little heavy but it's a lot of muscle hey let's meet on the MUSH you
like every geek cliche i do hey yeah let's fuck and eat twinkies and watch anime
and roleplay and fuck and toke and we can talk about star trek yeah be my pudgy
pale geek bitch.  yeah baby i know nobody understood me either in school, people
are so fake, huh?  yeah but i understand you yeah yeah eat a twinkie don't
forget your towel huh huh i'm witty yeah.  you like the Tootrats?  woah, me too,
they're my favorite band.  no, wait, i used to like 'em 'till they sold out.  but
i like their old stuff, i agree with everything you say.  be my pudgy pale geek
bitch."

FUCK YOU.  GODDAMNIT.  I CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I HATE...I *KNOW* YOU.
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR KIND IN EVERY INTIMATE EXCRUCIATINGLY
STINKING AMOUNT OF DETAIL THERE IS AND I LOATHE EVERY BIT OF IT.  I HOPE THERE'S
A HELL SO I CAN SPEND THE REST OF MY USELESS DAYS DAYDREAMING OF YOU SUFFERING
IN IT.  IN MY WILDEST FANTASIES, I WOULD BE SURROUNDED BY NOTHING BUT THE MOST
WELL-BALANCED, EMOTIONALLY STABLE PEOPLE POSSIBLE AND EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE
INSTANTLY DECAPITATED, TO MY GREAT GLEE.

THE IRONY IS AMAZING.

KevPeesNextDoor

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