Reply-To: Message-ID: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain From: cocot@osc.versant.com (Doctor COCOT) To: surfpunk@osc.versant.com (SURFPUNK Technical Journal) Subject: [surfpunk-0005] HARDCORE: Re: *** IMPORTANT DISCOVERY *** Keywords: surfpunk, hardcore, tasteless, gcc, code portability My brother ACKs the first issue and complains: From: STRICKLAND@pyvax.physics.ncsu.edu Subject: RE: [surfpunk-0001] TESTING: Issue Number One Date: Sun, 6 Dec 92 19:31:17 EST To: cocot@osc.osc.com got [surffunk-0001] - all too gentle of a wave... hang ten. --b-- "Too gentle", huh? Well, I was wavering, but that convinced me to send this one along, for those who study human behavior in cyberspace. The ">" quoted posting (the one the message below is following up) was posted to technical groups comp.lang.c and comp.lang.c++, in addition to alt.tasteless.jokes where it rightfully belonged. It was probably a forged posting; security on the net is not great, or perhaps a student left their terminal logged in. You can skip past the ">" part once you get the jist. -- Dr Cocot ________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________________ From: pseudo!mjn (Murray Nesbitt) Subject: Re: *** IMPORTANT DISCOVERY *** Newsgroups: comp.lang.c,comp.lang.c++,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor Date: 16 Nov 92 06:08:38 GMT Message-Id: References: <1992Nov13.210911.3086@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> In-Reply-To: knaggs@cps.msu.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 21:09:11 GMT knaggs@cps.msu.edu (Scott A Knaggs) writes: > "Will you do anything for me?", I asked. "Yes", was your answer. I asked you > to lay down. You did. I squated right above your head and again, your tongue > started to do it's job. You heard me make a strange noise: "NNNNNNGGGGG". > You thought it was my extasy, but you soon found out it was something else. > You felt something drop on your nose, something which slid slowly into your > mouth. Your curious tongue tried to find out what it was. Congratulations, > you just tasted a piece of shit! You really liked it. It turned you on even > more and I started to grap some off your head and massaged your dick > with it. Your dick looked great, nice and brown with little lightbrown thick > pieces on it. I started to give you a blow job. I really enjoyed the taste > of cock combined with shit. Especially after you came... I turned around with > my mouth full and kissed you. I emptied my mouth in yours. You passionately > returned my kisses. After that we layed in each others arms for minutes. > You had a big smile on your face. Not if you want your code to be portable to other compilers. Some compilers, notably gcc, have extensions to the language that make this kind of thing possible, but in the majority of implementations this code will result in undefined behavior. -- Murray ________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________________ The SURFPUNK Technical Journal is a dangerous multinational hacker zine originating near BARRNET in the fashionable western arm of the northern California matrix. Quantum Californians appear in one of two states, spin surf or spin punk. Undetected, we are both, or might be neither. ________________________________________________________________________ Send postings to , subscription requests to . MIME encouraged. Xanalogical archive access soon. Confusion to our enemies. ________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________________