### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # #### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ###### ## ####### [ uXu Index 31-Jan-94 ] [ By The Chief ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ * The intro. "Super Bowl XXVIII !!" True, them christmas presents were nice, but what can be nicer than a batch of crispy and fresh uXu files? :) Okay, stop that and go on with the show! Yes! Another productive month - with loads of stories from The GNN this time, a new contributor submission from BLaZe and a little nonsense from The Chief and a rare swedish file from another new contributor wraps up this month's release. Be sure to check out our new distribution sites if you have a chance as well - they are always packed with good text files! Side note: In case you get a call from "Phearless", be aware that it is not _Phearless_ who calls. He will not be able to call outside Sweden for a while (we'll let you know when he is, though). uXu, through Anonymous ftp? uXu Mailing List? Fsp? Bud! All files (0-172) are available from the sites listed at the end of this file. These sites will get the new releases after the people on the Mailing-List have received their packages. If you have an Internet address, you can subscribe to uXu (and request back-issues) by E-Mailing uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se. When you request back-issues, please list the number(s) of the issue(s) instead of title(s). Example: Subject: uXu BACK-ISSUES Body: 009,011,161,125,063 To subscribe, just let the body of the letter contain the word "SUBSCRIBE", and every new release will be mailed to you as soon as it is ready. Simple and easy. uXu Copyright Notice? We're sorry to have to add this notice to our files, but it was necessary. Please read through the small but informative notice at the end of this textfile and believe us when we tell you that it had to be done. There's no respect these days. Easy way to find what's new. At the far left-side of the index files, there are stars (or multiplication characters) which let you know what's new since last time. You don't have to read through the whole index for the latest info, just scan the file for the stars. Another one for the road The Chief / uXu --------------------------------------------------------------------- Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and leave private mail to The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today! 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Password protected files are okay too. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Writers Name Specialities State ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Chief - Fiction, News, Coolness, Facts - Member/Ed The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Contributor Ralph 124C41+ - Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix - Contributor Hedge - Fiction and Truths - Contributor Bob Slack - Fun-n-Humor - Contributor FreeStyle - Technical Stuff & Politics - Contributor Suicidal Maniac - Truths (good and bad) and Poetry - Contributor Ripmax - Top-Issues - Contributor * BLaZe - Diversive Acts - Contributor * Robert Andersson - Fiction - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- People Who Have Written For uXu In The Past Name Specialities Was ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarlo - Abusiveness, Wit & Blasphemy - Contributor Quiksilver - Lyrics - Contributor Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Anarchy - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Support Boards (check numbers at the end of the file) Name SysOp State ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ripco ][ Dr. Ripco Main U.S. Inlet/Dist Site Demon Roach Underground Grandmaster Ratt‚ Distribution Site, U.S. Solsbury Hill Ophelia Distribution Site, U.S. LHDý Hacksaw Distribution Site, U.S. The Hideaway Lmoe Distribution Site, U.S. Metalland Southwest Drunkfux Distribution Site, U.S. Cyberpunk System Legacy Distribution Site, U.S. The KungFu Theatre Runaway Train Distribution Site, U.S. The Metaphysical Workshop Bob Slack Distribution Site, U.S. The Alliance System 0perator Distribution Site, U.S. Piracetam Burning Chrome Distribution Site, U.S. Channel Zero Basehead Distribution Site, U.S. * The Inner Circle The Elemental Distribution Site, U.S. * The Truth Sayer's Domain Dr. No Distribution Site, U.S. * Airstrip One Frac The Ripper Distribution Site, U.S. * CLU 'puternet Hannibal Distribution Site, U.S. Destiny Stone II Ripmax Distribution Site, Australia Arrested Development Omega Distribution Site, Holland Pegasus Superuser Distribution Site, Switzerland ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Hall Of Thanks Name For... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bellman & DrunkFux ...giving us our first anon. ftp site directories Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file Omega ...fixing things. Filters were unnecessary! :) Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed Tequila Willy ...smoke from the chimneys rise above the...? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work - Technophilia ---------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ I N D E X - Standard Releases 000 - 172 [January 1994] No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [000] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k [001] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k [002] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k [003] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k [004] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k [005] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k [006] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k [007] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k [008] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k [009] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k [010] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k [011] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k [012] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k [013] Suicide! The GNN 5k [014] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k [015] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k [016] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k [017] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k [018] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k [019] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k [020] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k [021] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k [022] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k [023] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k [024] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k [025] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k [026] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k [027] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k [028] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k [029] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k [030] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k [031] The Truth The GNN 4k [032] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k [033] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k [034] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k [035] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k [036] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k [037] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k [038] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k [039] Depth Charge The GNN 3k [040] Depression The GNN 6k [041] The Excuse The GNN 3k [042] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k [043] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k [044] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k [045] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k [046] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [047] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k [048] AI The GNN 8k [049] Alarm! The GNN 3k [050] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k [051] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k [052] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k [053] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k [054] Errors The GNN 5k [055] Eternal Life The GNN 9k [056] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k [057] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k [058] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k [059] Squib Joke The GNN 4k [060] The Voice The GNN 7k [061] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k [062] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k [063] Divine Problems The GNN 8k [064] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k [065] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k [066] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k [067] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k [068] What Happened? The GNN 3k [069] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k [070] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k [071] Judgement Day The GNN 6k [072] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k [073] Electricity The GNN 7k [074] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k [075] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k [076] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k [077] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k [078] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k [079] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k [080] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k [081] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [082] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k [083] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k [084] 10th Generation The GNN 12k [085] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k [086] Headhunter The GNN 6k [087] How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k [088] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k [089] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k [090] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k [091] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k [092] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k [093] Meanwhile The GNN 2k [094] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k [095] Feline Superiority The GNN 6k [096] The Family Man The GNN 6k [097] Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 Phearless 14k [098] Utopia The GNN 9k [099] Two Poems in One Phearless/The GNN 6k [100] A Year With uXu The Chief 11k [101] Sex! The GNN 7k [102] Meaning Of Life The GNN 2k [103] Vampires Anno 90's The GNN 10k [104] Church Of The Re(A)listic The GNN 3k [105] uXu Index #9 The Chief 24k [106] What Do You Think About Bleed? The GNN 7k [107] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg„nger (v2) The Chief 12k [108] Dental Torture The GNN 6k [109] Clean Shaven Beauty II Ralph 124C41+ 3k [110] The Civilized Primitive Prowler The GNN 11k [111] Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out ALL 8k [112] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) The Chief 15k [113] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) The Chief 9k [114] Elite Modemtraders The GNN 23k [115] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One The Chief 10k [116] uXu Index #10 The Chief 26k [117] The Missionary Man The GNN 4k [118] I O U Phearless 10k [119] ...As If Every Day... The GNN 9k [120] Pleasurehouse Interview The Chief 12k [121] Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems The GNN 9k [122] uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief 18k [123] The Open Road Towards The Future The GNN 8k [124] Everything's Gonna Be Alright... Phearless 13k [125] They Are Coming The GNN 9k [126] Why? The GNN 7k [127] uXu Index #11 The Chief 27k [128] Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics The GNN 8k [129] The Anatomy Of Boredom Ralph 124C41+ 4k [130] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two The Chief 12k [131] Dream On Ralph 124C41+ 6k [132] The House Of The Criminally Insane The GNN 10k [133] The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life The Chief 9k [134] The Last Night Of The World The GNN 9k [135] Death Is Rotten Ralph 124C41+ 7k [136] Live On Stage Again: Messiah! The GNN 8k [137] uXu Index #12 The Chief 28k [138] The Last Frontier The GNN 7k [139] Letters To The State Anon. Contributors 10k [140] The Killing Truth The GNN 6k [141] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions The Chief 11k [142] The Lynch Mob The GNN 9k [143] Prometheus Symptom The GNN 8k [144] Vengeance! Hedge 6k [145] Rage! The GNN 7k [146] The Power The GNN 2k [147] uXu Index #13 The Chief 29k [148] Technophilia Ikonoklast 288k [149] The Art Of Weirdness Bob Slack 6k [150] Declare War! The GNN 7k [151] Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order FreeStyle 20k [152] Settle For Nothing The Chief 11k [153] A Day For Tired People The GNN 8k [154] Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File Suicidal Maniac 10k [155] Ripmax Top Tenners Ripmax 9k [156] The Sad Part Of Raping Hedge 5k [157] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki The Chief 9k [158] Exciting Life The GNN 6k [159] Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones FreeStyle 20k [160] uXu Index #14 The Chief 33k * [161] An Amazing Christmas Tale The GNN 8k * [162] The Man Behind The GNN 8k * [163] Bob - The Serial Killer The GNN 10k * [164] How To Make a Bomb! The GNN 7k * [165] We Love You, Pigs! The Chief 8k * [166] Interrogation The GNN 8k * [167] Red Team The GNN 8k * [168] 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets BLaZe 3k * [169] The Stand The GNN 8k * [170] A Theory of Justice - The Game Show The GNN 7k * [171] Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop The GNN 12k * [172] uXu Index #15 The Chief 34k -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 09 [January 1994] No Title Author Size ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [01] VaktB, Best„mmelser f”r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k [03] Vattenfall, Datas„kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k [05] Analys av R”da Arm‚ Fraktionens Politiska M†l The GNN 22k [06] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj„rna Ajo 10k [07] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj„rna II - The Return Ajo 7k [08] Fandboken v0.92 Ahrvid Engholm 563k * [09] Avlivaren Robert Andersson 5k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I N D E X - Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish [January 1994] [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News] No Release Date Size --------------------------------------- [01] Sep 18, 1991 27k [02] Oct 28, 1991 45k [03] Mar 31, 1992 23k [04] Apr 30, 1992 28k [05] May 31, 1992 97k [06] Jun 30, 1992 133k [07] Jul 31, 1992 133k [08-10] Oct 31, 1992 61k [11] Nov 30, 1992 78k [12] Jan 22, 1993 109k [13] Feb 28, 1993 74k [14] Mar 31, 1993 75k --------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #15 \ / \ / Jan 31, 1994 \/ \/ \ / \ / v December January December January December January Releases 1994: 161: "An Amazing Christmas Tale" by The GNN. The way people make it worth the hassle. For what? Why do you need the dough when you're retired? Everyone saves enough money today, so they can spend it when they're 70? What fun is that? It's not what this story is about, but read it anyway. 162: "The Man Behind" by The GNN. This one will be a classic! "A genuine GNN!" they will say when you find it in the window of an old crummy antique store. Never will you forget the words, the story. And that is a promise. Highly recommended chilly reading. 163: "Bob - The Serial Killer" by The GNN. The only place you'll ever be able to read about Bob _is_ right here. Yes, that's right. Oh, but you haven't been properly introduced, have you? Say hello to Bob. You'll be surprised. 164: "How To Make a Bomb!" by The GNN. One for the road, you say? I don't think so. Seen this one before, you say? I do not think so. Tired of those recipes that flood the e-zines and newsgroups throughout the wrinkled computerized anarchy mecca? Then read this one. 165: "We Love You, Pigs!" by The Chief. The thought behind this one from the start was a joke, sort of. Writing about the way cops do their thing - ought to be funny huh? Well maybe not. 166: "Interrogation" by The GNN. Feeling low? Want to do something fun? Are you stuck in your ways? Fuck, this sounds like a soda commercial. I'm sick sick sick of it. This one's about an interrogation if you didn't catch that. And it's dead serious. 167: "Red Team" by The GNN. Now, here's a story about a killer. One who used to work for _them_. What happened? Why does it say _used to_ work? Hmm, there must be a reason, and yes, you are right. Read on and find out. 168: "10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets" by BLaZe. Yes! Ten different tips that'll help your ass when you're close to the bowl from our recent_and_very_new contributor BLaZe. Ain't that somethin'? 169: "The Stand" by The GNN. A place where you're allowed to be. Allowed? What keeps you from leaving that place? Is something, or someone deciding for _you_ ? Ahem, well, this has something to do with this story, sort of anyway. A GNN thang. 170: "A Theory of Justice - The Game Show" by The GNN. At one stage in the years of the human race, there will be someone who wants to know what's going on behind the scenes. Politics, of course, but when they don't work, (and quite frankly, have they ever?) what will happen? 171: "Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop" by The GNN. I think I'll let you describe this one by yourselves. It is not an easy task, as it is five stories in one, but I think you will be pleased and happy with all of them. 172: "uXu Index #15" by The Chief. The filled-to-the-limit index with the usual ingredients. What did you call it? Useless? Wonderful? Nothing! Bah. So much for participating. The index (as you surely know by now) contains information, general statistics and some other stuff we make up ourselves. A couple of 'em are listed below: - An introduction about current events by The Chief. - Updated Writer and Support Board Lists. - An updated uXu Hall of Thanks and Honorary Member List. - An updated list of all uXu files in Short format. - In-depth descriptions of the new files. - An updated list of places where to contact uXu. [#172 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also call these fine boards: [Smashing until Release #16] * Arrested Development [+31]-77-547477 [v32b] (uXu Holland Outlet) Pegasus [+41]-71-715577 [v32b] (uXu Switzerland Outlet) The Stash [+46]-13-175042 [v32b] (uXu Sweden Home) Destiny Stone II [+61]-92-462553 [14.4] (uXu Australian Outlet) * The Inner Circle [203]-293-1471 [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet) * The Truth Sayer's Domain [210]-493-9975 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) * Solsbury Hill [301]-428-8317 [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Ripco ][ [312]-528-5020 [14.4] (uXu Main U.S. In/Outlet) Cyberpunk System [316]-942-0064 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The Metaphysical Workshop [317]-736-6439 [2400] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The KungFu Theatre [401]-351-5345 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Channel Zero [410]-426-7737 [2400] (uXu U.S. Outlet) * Airstrip One [512]-371-7971 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) * CLU 'puternet [515]-232-7631 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The Alliance [612]-251-8596 [16.8] (uXu U.S. Outlet) The Hideaway [708]-748-1911 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Metalland Southwest [713]-468-5802 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 [2400] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Piracetam [813]-996-3902 [v32b] (uXu U.S. Outlet) LHDý [818]-546-2332 [14.4] (uXu U.S. Outlet) Notes: ------ Pegasus [+41] 10 lines in, X.25 NUA: +228 4752 1 2574 Sedes Diaboli [+46] Dead-n-Gone * The Truth Sayer's Domain [210] 6pm-12mid CST Lunatic Labs [213] Sometimes The Metaphysical Workshop [317] Weekdays 9pm-4pm, weekends 9pm-9am The Phrozen Realm [514] Down, gone ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The uXu Connection ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Internet - chief@lysator.liu.se (The Chief) - ralph@sfbbs.edvina.se (Ralph 124C41+) - dan_phear@skylink.sublink.org (Phearless) FTP Sites - ftp.lysator.liu.se /pub/texts/uxu - zero.cypher.com /pub/uxu - etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/UXU (+ gopher) FSP Sites - 146.169.2.1 Port 21 /other101/Online-Book- Initiative/NewsLetters/UXU Mailing List - uxu-info@lysator.liu.se (to post to all list-members) - uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se (for administrative stuff) IRC Channel - #uxu (weekends mostly) Snail Mail - uXu, P.O. 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