LI FILE ON MARGIN IS 80 STATUS: ENTER ONLY NUMBER OF LINES: 629 1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask.... 2 ******************** REMOVED: 30 APR 84 ******************** 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 6 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privatly owned 7 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 8 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 9 privatly owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 10 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 11 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 12 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 13 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 14 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 15 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 16 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 17 ************************************************************ 18 19 Hello there what is this? 20 21 Hi,there my name is Fred i am a awesome person! 22 Oh no here he comes.The Big mean Bully!. 23 he is after me what do i do. 24 "SHUT UP FOOL!" 25 "Mr.T.what are you doing here?" 26 "i'm here becuase i want to be fool!" 27 bye now 28 tune in next week!!!!! 29 { 30 above person (?) i killed your +75 lines of text (?) consisting mainly of 31 empty space interspersed with "OFF" "HELP" and "QWERTYUI". Sorry. 32 } 33 && && && 34 The Poet, starting out confused, found the confusion of landing less of a 35 jolt than most of his companions. At first, he merely stared blankly over 36 the gunwales at the rolling brown hills among which their boat had been 37 deposited, but he soon found his attention drawn to the edifice about 1/4 38 mile up the nearest rise. A Henge! What was a Henge doing in a 20C Noram 39 time line? It wasn't quite properly aligned, nor was it made from the pure 40 bones of the earth. Nonetheless there was a powerful enchantment on it, 41 something to do with the sacrifice of thousands of young men. A human 42 sacrifice of hideous proportions, but not here, and not evil in the main. 43 These things confused the already foggy Poet, but something flickered at the 44 edges of his consciousness. What...Of course! This was a thin spot, a place 45 where the reality of the Inn might be within reach. A sudden need to taste 46 a drink without fear of hangover overcame the usually conservative Poet's 47 tendency to let others clear his path, and he began his Transfer Major 48 meditation, sinking cross legged to the deck and drawing forth his Spirit 49 pouch. After a few moments, a blazing blue glow enveloped him, and he 50 vanished. 51 A low rumble as of thunder sounded from the Henge on the hill. 52 && The Mad Actor && 53 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 54 The piper saw his companions leaping off the craft and converging upon the 55 henge. Several performed rituals of one sort or another, faded out and changed 56 realities. After the rumble as The Mad Actor changed realities faded, the 57 piper began to feel rather lonely. 58 Ahh there was the one who could never add up evenly -- or was it odd? Never 59 mind, it looks like someone got some knowlege from this trip, after all. 60 "Over here!" he shouted. When the Man Without Parity arrived, the piper 61 offered the use of his sporran to carry the harvest of 3x5 cards. 62 The main rush had subsided. The piper, feeling somewhat responsible for 63 the party thought # have we missed anyone? # 64 The reply was faint, but there. #ALL YOUR PARTY IS WITH YOU OR ALREADY PASSED 65 FROM THIS REALITY # 66 The piper, hoping that the new bass reed was properly broken in raised his 67 pipes to his shoulder. Inflate the bag. A slight tap to start the drones. 68 Pressure up slightly to get past the double tone on that tenor drone, then 69 down to keep the life longer on the reeds. A quick touch on one tenor to 70 pull out a quaver in the sound -- there. 71 The piper began playing "The Green Hills of Tyrol" and the remaining members 72 of the party faded from the brown hills of Washington, leaving the river bank 73 covered with footsteps and the broken hull of their abandoned watercraft. 74 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 75 `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' 76 As soon as the craft had touched terra firma, the ancient alchemist 77 leaped to the ground. Having a sea going vessel take flight had taken his 78 breath away to say the least. Turning to comment on this to his friend the 79 piper, he suddenly became aware of the Golden symbol, which now circled 80 the neck of that 'master of the musical bag'. No comment was necessary 81 other than a small nod of the head. It had become apparent that the piper 82 was well aware of the import of such a manifestation. Symbol of the great 83 "O" had been well placed. 84 85 A short walk brought the ancient practitioner to the key spot in the 86 great henge. This symbol of times past and all it repesented stirred 87 something inside the alchemist. Suddenly he remembered many of those 88 things which had been placed in the far reaches of his mind. Looking down 89 the long trail of memories a few things were suddenly much clearer, some 90 much too clear. Since he had arrived in this trans-reality there had been 91 an on-going debate about the relative merits of the material vs. the 92 mystical aspects of being. Why, he had even got caught up in the ebb and 93 flow, as the two factions maneuvered for position. (My, My, what would 94 his guide of old think of such a lapse?) How could he have forgotten, 95 even for a moment, that they were merely two aspects of the same thing? 96 Indeed, the primary aspect of the 'Magnum Opus' was to create a blending 97 of the two through the transmutation process. 98 ##WELL LITTLE MORTAL, SLIPPED AND FELL IN THE MUD AGAIN I SEE!## 99 When the ringing in his ears had subsided somewhat he turned and walked 100 slowly back toward the others. As he approached the group he mused to 101 himself and chuckled. Even in this era the two were beginning to merge. 102 As one listened to the 'Quantum Physicists' speak of particle detection 103 and how the existence of the building blocks of material reality are 104 dependent upon the action of the observer; they begin to sound like the 105 ancient mystical teachings. 106 107 Sensing that he was already overdue for a rendevous with his friends 108 in another trans-reality, the alchemist pulled the multi-phase transmuter 109 from his tunic and passed his hand across its face. Slowly he began to 110 become less substantial until he was a mere whisp of fog on the light 111 breeze. Then nothing! 112 `' `' `' `' `' -alchemist- `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' 113 114 The wino observed the boat that was deposited nearby by a green monster. 115 Rubbing his eyes, he looked again, but it did not go away. Then a number 116 of people began to clamber out of the boat and run towards the monument 117 nearby. After they had all assembled at the monument, one of them started 118 to play some bag pipes. After only a moment they all disappered. Looking 119 at the half emptied bottle in his hand, then back to the monument several 120 times, the wino looked quite disturbed. Finally he seemed to come to a 121 decision, and throwing the bottle to the ground, he quickly ran from the 122 area. 123 ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' HIC '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' 124 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 125 WHEW!........FINALLY A FEW MOMENTS TO RESPOND. I HOPE YOU HAD NOT GIVEN 126 UP ON ME AARON! 127 FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THE ANTAGONISTIC SORTS, AND SUGGEST 128 THAT YOU DROP DOWN ABOUT 30 OR SO LINES.........THIS IS GOING TO BE ABOUT 129 YOU KNOW WHAT. 130 131 OKAY..........WHERE DO I START.......FIRST OF ALL MANY PASSAGES IN THE 132 SCRIPTURES INDICATE THAT THE ONLY ONES ABLE TO DISCERN HIS COMING OR 133 PRESENCE WOULD BE HIS TRUE FOLLOWERS. (Not Christians in general) 134 FOR INSTANCE ACTS 1: 9 AND 11, EXPLAINS THAT HE WAS TAKEN UP FROM 135 THEIR VISION AND WOULD RETURN LIKEWISE. ONLY THE APOSTLES WERE PRESENT, 136 NOT ALL OF THE CLAIMED CHRISTIANS AT THAT TIME. ALSO HEBREWS 9:28 STATES, 137 ".....AND THE SECOND TIME HE APPEARS IT WILL BE APART FROM SIN AND TO 138 THOSE EARNESTLY LOOKING FOR HIM FOR THEIR SALVATION." 139 IN ANOTHER REFERENCE, REVELATION 1:7, IT SAYS, "LOOK! HE IS COMING WITH 140 THE CLOUDS, AND EVERY EYE WILL SEE HIM, AND THOSE WHO PIERCED HIM.." 141 THIS PASSAGE COULD NOT BE LITERAL. IT WAS AFTER ALL A VISION, VERSE 1 142 SAME CHAPTER SAYS THE WHOLE BOOK IS SIGNS AND PORTENTS. ALSO THE BIBLE 143 CLEARLY STATES THE THE DEAD ARE DEAD. UNCONSCIOUS, UNABLE TO THINK. SEE 144 ECCLESIASTES 9:5, 10, ALSO PSALMS 146:4, AND JOHN 11:1-14. THE LATTER 145 SHOWS THAT JESUS EVEN COMPARED DEATH TO SLEEP, AN UNCONSCIOUS STATE. 146 THEREFORE THIS SCRIPTURE IN REVELATION 1:7, THAT SAYS EVEN THOSE WHO 147 PIERCED HIM WOULD SEE HIM, CANNOT POSSIBLY LITERAL, FOR THEY DIED 148 CENTURIES AGO. ALSO A DISCUSSION ON THE GREEK WORD "PAROUSIA" IS IM- 149 PORTANT IN UNDERSTANDING THIS........BUT I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO FINISH 150 THIS AT THIS POINT.....SO LOOK FOR MORE LATER. SORRY IT HAS TAKEN ME 151 THIS LONG TO EVEN PARTIALLY REPLY. 152 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?DEBORAH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? 153 ======================================================================= 154 155 I SEE NO REASON WHY PATRIOTISM SHOULD BE THE LAST REFUGE OF THE 156 SCOUNDREL. I CAN THINK OF OTHER LAST REFUGES. WHAT ABOUT THE 157 PLACE WHERE THEY PUT POLYESTER RINGS AROUND YOUR NECK AND TELL 158 YOU IT'S A GOLD DRAGON? 159 IJR 160 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 161 ====================================================================================== 162 BOY THAT SOUNDS NEAT! I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR A POLYESTER GOLD DRAGON RING. CAN YOU 163 GET THOSE AT FRED MEYERS? PROBABLY NOT. I SUPPOSE SOMETHING THAT WONDERFUL CAN ONLY 164 BE PURCHASED THROUGH A SPECIAL T.V. OFFER THAT'S NOT OFFERED IN STORES. I'M GOING 165 TO WATCH LAVERNE & SHIRLEY RERUNS ESPECIALLY CLOSE SO I DON'T MISS OUT. THANKS 166 FOR THE TIP. MAX 167 ===================================================================================== 168 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 169 170 I think the gerbils are a bunch of lowlifes. Anything coul beat them. I vote for the cat!!!! 171 172 HEDRA HELIX 173 174 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 175 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 176 TO: THE MASTER 177 178 So I see that your Chamelion Circut is still working!!! Disguising 179 yourself as a BBS must require a lot of energy!!! 180 181 I still want to get even for your pushing me off that radio tower in 182 "Logopolis". It's hard to believe that you actually survived our recent 183 encounter in "The Five Doctors". 184 185 By the way, who is 'The Ninja'? 186 187 188 The REAL AND ONLY Doctor 189 190 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 191 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 192 It has been over a year since the great upheaval destroyed 193 my home. I can't be too sure of the time, since I have nothing to 194 keep track of it by, I can only go by the passing of the seasons. 195 The time was most distressing for me. When the great upheaval 196 destroyed my homeland, the sea came rushing in to cover the 197 reminants that were left. How I managed to survive, I'll never 198 know. Yet somehow thru shear will power I have managed. Awash in 199 the ragging sea, I grabbed at what debries there was that floated 200 close at hand. Slowly as the days passed I built a raft from the 201 wreckage that was left. I was alone in the ragging sea now. My 202 friends and family left behind beneath the furious waves of the 203 disaster. As the days passed, I searched for a new land in which 204 to start anew. Yet always when I thought I had found land at last 205 it turns out to be but another piece of floatsome or a barren sea 206 washed reef. Nothing that could even offer as much as the raft I 207 had built. Living off the offerings of this storm filled water, I 208 find myself growing ever weak and frail. I must find stable 209 ground and comfort. If only I could actually be warm for even a 210 little while... Then it had finally happened, during the middle 211 of the night while I slept the raft had run aground upon an 212 island. A solid mountain amidst the waves. It seemed to be fairly 213 recent, as bits of sea plants and animals still lay about in 214 various forms of decay. Draging the raft a bit higher, I had 215 decided to explore this island further in the morning. Morning 216 came late, and what light there was had filtered thru very heavy 217 storm clouds. Worry crossed my face as I looked about. It would 218 not be good to be caught aground if this storm breaks loose. Then 219 I looked about for the first time, and to my amazment there 220 pearched upon the highest part of the island was a house! It was 221 surounded by a heavy wall to keep out the stormy seas inside this 222 was a sturdy fence, though why this was needed I failed to see. 223 The windows were shuttered fast so as to not let the storm enter 224 this lonly abode. Standing before this wonder, I feel many things 225 coming from this place. Fear and sorrow do I notice first, and 226 yes, concern too. Yet overriding it all is concern and a power of 227 will the like of which I have not known. As the storm approches, I 228 make my decision, and leaping over the fence with its tightly 229 fastened gate I approach the front door and tentitivly grasping 230 the ornate knocker with a shaking hand, I raise it to strike. 231 Worry crosses my face. Will I be rejected to face the storm on my 232 own once more? Or will I finaly find an end to this drifting 233 carried to who knows where by the stormy seas? Not being able to 234 stand any longer, I bring the knocker down striking the plate 235 three times. As the sound reverberates thru the house, I drop my 236 arm to my side and I turn to sit down on the front step, for my 237 weak legs could no longer hold my body errect. As my eyes moved 238 across the doorway, I saw a small box attached to the wall beside 239 the door with the ledgend 'PAM' emplaced upon it. I only hope 240 that this PAM will not turn me away, I truly need shelter and a 241 friend to talk to, it has been so long... As I sink down to sit 242 down on the front step, I hear movment within the house. I can 243 only hope... Could it only be the chill wind that causes me to shiver? 244 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Elger EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 245 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 246 Doctor (which?): 247 No, no..the chamelion circut is running quite cool, just popped the 248 dimensional stabilizer on-line and violia! BBS! 249 What, you're not upset just because you lost ANOTHER regeneration, are 250 you? Surely you forgive me.. 251 Well, must run. Promised Atilla the Hun I would shrink a few of his 252 more tenatious rivals. Until next TIME. 253 The Master 254 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 255 |+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+ 256 This seems to be the place for creative writing, and as this is something 257 of a hobby for me I would like to post some of my better (?) efforts, the 258 only problem is, is that they tend to be rather long, relative to most 259 messages here. I was wondering if there would be any problem uploading 260 100+ lines of text. I'd hate to break them up, but I will if everyone 261 feels that 100+ is hogging to much of the space. 262 NEX 263 |+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+ 264 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 265 266 Over doing it a little much, aren't 267 you ELGER!!!!!!! 100+ is a bit much!!! 268 Well I see 'The Master' burned the 269 'Third Doctor' again. Way to go!!!! 270 271 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$HEDRA HELIX$$$$$$$$$$$ 272 273 TODAY I HAVE LIED TO SOMEONE I LOVE,BEEN HUMILIATED BY THOSE I RESPECT 274 MOST,AND TO TOP IT OFF WITH A BANG I HUMILIATED HER TOO.GREAT I WANT TO 275 SEE MY ENCORE 276 SIGNED, 277 JERRY'S KID 278 (THE ONE THAT 279 NO ONE EVER 280 TALKS ABOUT) 281 282 283 TO ALL YOU NORMALS OUT THERE 284 I JUST REMEMBERED THIS A HUMI- 285 LIATION THAT WILL BE AND IS F- 286 ORTHSTANDING FOR YEARS TO COME 287 .A HUMILIATION THAT WAS HERAL- 288 DED BY MCENROE AND ONE THAT M- 289 CENROE WILL BE PUNISHED FOR.P- 290 ERMANENTLY. 291 JERRY'S KID 292 ************************************************** 293 AS I COUNT IT, IT WAS ABOUT 54 LINES... 294 *****************************************************] 295 TO: THE MASTER 296 297 If you really are the Master, you wouldn't mind explaining about 298 your Chamelion Circut, would you???? 299 300 Yes I am still angry at you for my 5th regeneration!!! That was the worst 301 one yet! I still wear my 24' long scarf around friends, but with the new me 302 it looks kind of strange!!! 303 304 If you really are the Master, what episode did you first appear in, and 305 which regeneration was I in? 306 307 The Doctor 308 309 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 310 TO: THE NINJA 311 312 Who are you??? 313 314 The Doctor 315 316 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 317 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 318 319 To: THE NINJA 320 321 You sound like a real lowlife to me! 322 Why do you call yourself a NINJA? Do 323 you think you are tough or something!!! 324 You sound like a real DRONE to me!! 325 Maybe we will meet some day (if your 326 lucky). See ya soon? 327 328 329 THE POWERFUL FIGHTER 330 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$HEDRA HELIX$$$$$$$$$$ 331 $#"($)#"($)"!#*(%)#+&>()#$'(!$)(&>&'#$'%&(#$!'&%(#$&')#!+$<'&#)$<'&!#& 332 "Travelling by bag-pipe is a real trip!!!", I told the piper, along with 333 thanking him for letting me hitch a ride with him back to the inn. 334 "I guess that's the end of spring term at 20th century U, but a chance to 335 once again talk to Pam and the friendly Innkeeper is worth the bad grades 336 I'll earn. And I do have all these three by five cards, which...by the way, 337 Milchar, I am very willing to swap with you. Are there any xerox machines 338 in this upcoming time frame???" 339 $#"()$(#")$(#"$( L'homme sans parity...a la chez Mike's #$(#")($#")$("#)$ 340 I AM IN FULL DULPLEX 341 EVERYTHING IS TWICE HELP!!!! 342 **************************************** 343 -------------HELP ME ?------------------ 344 *************************************** 345 This is a true call to arms for the battle of your life NINJA. 346 So called ninja-su,do you really believe you are even ready to battle! 347 "THE MASTER OF DO" 348 I truly sit here and wait........... 349 FOR YOU SEE NINJA IT IS TRULY YOUR MOVE DON'T MAKE IT YOUR LAST.............. 350 351 ******************************************************************************** 352 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 353 (unspecified) Doctor: 354 Whose chamelion circut, my (obviously) functional one, or your defective 355 hagged-out trashmo stuck-in-a-box chamelion circut? see, I'm a pyramid 356 (note palm)...see, i'm a BBS....see, i'm a clock... 357 That scarf with OUTDOOR friends, or INDOOR friends? 358 The Master 359 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 360 WHAT IS THIS...WHAT IS IT YOU SUPPOSE YOU ARE MASTER OF.............. 361 I "MASTER DO" DO NOT EVEN BELIEVE YOU ARE MASTER OF YOUR OWN WITS.... 362 hah....hah.....hah......hah.......hah........hah.........hah......... 363 **************************************** 364 **************************************** 365 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 366 Well, bagpipe travelling is okay, concidering Piper's playing is of very high 367 quality, but bagpipes have a tendency of giving me a severe headache.... 368 L'homme:How about a simple 'XEROX' spell? Not as fancy, to be sure, but you 369 don't have to carry around 50 lbs. of otherwise worthless metal. Let's see... 370 More spells of interest: 371 1. '1001 Dalmations' 372 2. 'Spell to Make Common Brooms Cry' 373 3. 'Animate Food' 374 (that's how they make chicken dance on TV commercials) 375 4. 'Disintergrate' 376 5. 'Turn Old Apple 377 5b. 'Cores into New Apple Cores' 378 379 More spells of an interesting nature to be published soon!! 380 381 Milchar 382 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 383 384 To: The Ninja 385 386 Your nothing but dirty pagan trash!!!! You think your fight will be easy? 387 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I'll show you a fight that you will 388 wish you never had! No Ninja shall 389 beat the ever so powerful Fighter! 390 Until we meet, may a thousand fleas 391 infest your armpits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 392 393 HEDRA HELIX 394 395 Milchar, have a nice day! 396 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 397 { 398 NEX, you can enter messages that are as lengthy as you desire, so long that 399 your last name dosn't begin with a "G". otherwise, feel free..... 400 } 401 402 --------------------------------------------------------- 403 NOTICE TO MARINERS # 1.578.209512 404 FROM: Commander Nth Costa Guard District 405 TO: Mr. & Mrs. America & all the ships at Sea 406 407 Re: Case of unknown craft & sea creature hazard. 408 Special report indicates that strange unknown craft 409 has been located by hide & seek airborne whirleygig 410 unit. Craft located in valley near Happyhump, WA. 411 Previous craft has been converted to a house. *1 412 No sign or trace of sea creature. Hazard to 413 navigation no longer exists. The complete facts in 414 this matter may never be known! CASE CLOSED. 415 Lt. Cmdr. Fuzzy Face 416 417 *1 house: A boat that has gone so firmly aground 418 that it can never again get underway. 419 --------------------------------------------------------- 420 421 SEEN NOTHING BUT DULL INTERESTING DRIVEL NINTY-FIVE PERCENT OF THE 422 423 Would someone be so kind as to show me where this so-called 424 literary talent is? I have been accessing this board off and on 425 for four months now,and ninty five percent of what I have read 426 here has been pure drivel! 427 { 428 sir: Please peruse lines 424 through 434. Is this drivel or literary talent? 429 } 430 I'LL BE A TELLIN' TWAS SHORE A SWEET DEPART TO THIS HAR OLD SALT!!! 431 ***** * 432 **** *** 433 ** **** 434 ***** 435 ****** 436 * 437 ######## 438 """"""""" 439 //////////////////////////////////////// 440 ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< 441 e=mc2 442 * * * * * 443 * * * 444 ** * * * * 445 446 * * * 447 * * * 448 449 450 * * * ** * * * * * 451 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 452 Waiting outside the inn, the piper watched his friends file in the open 453 door. A roar of laughter escaped as the door closed. He stood for a moment 454 beside the rowan tree, then picked a spray of leaves from it and fastened them 455 to the lapel of his blouse. Turning from the temptation of the inn, the piper 456 began a long walk to a destination he knew was still waiting. Glancing back 457 over his shoulder, he hesitated. No, the journey must be mad, and with slowly 458 increasing resolution, his steps moved away. 459 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 460 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 461 Ninja: My money's on you. use the number 8 stickshift. 462 Fast Fred BSAL 463 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 464 I don't know 465 I don't know 466 I don't know 467 I just don't Know!!! 468 Aqualung 469 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-++-+-++++++++- 470 HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO DISRESPECTFUL TO A LEGEND LIKE THE NINJA. IT'S DOWN RIGHT 471 SACRILEDGE. 472 ############################################################## 473 # # 474 # ***** # 475 # * * # 476 # * * # 477 # * C * # 478 # * * * * * * Y * * * * * * # 479 # * * * * * * M * * * * * * # 480 # * * # 481 # * * # 482 # * * # 483 # * * # 484 # * * # 485 # ***** # 486 # # 487 # # 488 # CHRISTIAN YOUTH MINISTRIES # 489 # # 490 ############################################################## 491 .........Try Crazy Young Morons 492 Or as it has been said ......" Religion is the opiate of the masses " 493 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 494 C.Y.M. IS CLEAN YOUNG MAN............I SEE THERE HAS BEEN A VERY MATURE 495 CROWD HERE RECENTLY. MOTHER.......ARE YOU WATCHING YOUR PRE-SCHOOLERS PRO- 496 PERLY? FATHER 497 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 498 "!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"! 499 AND AS THE DISARRANGED YOUTH WALKED ALONG THE 500 PROMANADE IN THE MIST, SHE HEARD A HISS. AS 501 SHE TURNED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS, SHE SAW ONLY 502 TWO YELLOW EYES. SHE STOOD IN TERROR. AS IT 503 SPOKE, HER TERROR GREW. IT SAID "SISTER, I 504 AM THE BEAST. I SEEK YOUNG VICTEMS, LONERS, 505 SOUL-SLIPPERS. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE. YOU 506 HAVE EMPTY IN YOUR HEAD. YOU CANNOT LIVE 507 WITHOUT YOUR DRUGS AND YOUR MUSIC. I WILL 508 BRING YOU PAIN, ECSTASY, SORROW. I WILL FILL 509 THE WHOLE IN YOUR HEART WITH AN EVIL HATE 510 THAT WILL GIVE YOU PLEASURE. I WILL GIVE YOU 511 PURPOSE." AND AS SHE FELL TO HER KNEES, SHE 512 REALIZED WHO HE WAS. SHE WAS FILLED WITH 513 CURIOSITY AND QUESTIONS. NOT FEAR. SHE TOOK 514 SATANS HAND AND WENT TO THE SHOW. DRESSED IN 515 LEATHER. WITH HER BLACK HAIR, SLEAZY ATTITUDE. 516 SHE MADE THE MEN WANT HER. AS SHE PLUNGED HER 517 KNIFE INTO HIS HEART, SHE FELT THE WARM BLOOD 518 POUR OVER HER HANDS. SHE SMILED. AS SHE DRANK 519 THE OOZE THAT HAD POURED, SHE GREW INTO UNCONTROLLABLE 520 PASSION. SHE HAD FOUND A HAPPINESS. 521 522 EVIL 523 * 524 * 525 * 526 *** 527 * 528 !"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!DRAMBOUIE!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!" 529 LOOKING OUT FROM MY MOUNTAIN (THAT HAD ONLY RECENTLY RISEN UP OUT 530 OF THE SEA) I SAW ANOTHER JERK APPROACHING ON A RAFT. 531 LATER I HEARD HIM POUNDING ON THE FRONT DOOR, THE SOUND ECHOING 532 THROUGH A VERY MYSTICAL FRONT HALLWAY. SURE ENOUGH, THERE HE WAS, 533 TOO WEAK TO STAND, WORRY CROSSING AND RECROSSING HIS FACE. I WATCHED 534 THE WORRY CROSS HIS FACE AT LEAST FOUR TIMES. MAYBE IF I AM REAL 535 QUIET HE'LL GO AWAY. OPPS, I THINK HE HEARD ME. 536 "PAM! GET UP HERE. NOW!" 537 "OH, SINBAD. WOULD YOU GET RID OF THIS GUY ON THE FRONT STEPS. 538 I THINK HE'S ANOTHER FLOW OF CONCIOUSNESS SALESMAN FROM THE SOLOMON 539 ISLANDS." 540 ***************************PAM************************************** 541 ((PAM: YOU CHANGED YOUR BORDER. IS THAT REALLY YOU?)) 542 /////////////////////////////////////////// 543 ->->->->->->-> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 544 NOT ANOTHER SALESMAN PAM! ONE OF YOUR OLD BOYFRIENDS NO DOUBT. I AM SICK 545 OF THIS! NOW THAT WE SHARE A BED DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD HAVE TO SHARE THE 546 PAST TOO. CAN'T THESE OLD SUITORS LEAVE YOU ALONE? IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR 547 GREAT BOD I WOULD SPLIT IN A SECOND YOU KNOW! DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET RID OF 548 THIS SCUM RIGHT QUICK! AND THEN WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR PASSIONATE LOVE 549 MAKING AND OTHER TOM-FOOLERY. 550 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-< 551 SINBAD 552 <=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=< 553 ******************************************************************** 554 TO ABOVE: HOW DARE YOU BEFOUL THE NAME OF OUR DEAR PAM! 555 *******************************************************************: 556 THE CONTENT OF THIS WHOLE DISK HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT "DIFFERENT" TO SAY THE 557 LEAST:::::::MOST OF THE THINGS RELATE TO ONE SUBJECT-SOMETHING ALL THESE 558 PEOPLE CAN GET TOGETHER AND START "THEIR" OWN BOOARD SO THERE IS MORE ROOM 559 FOR OTHER PEOPLE INSTEAD OF A WHOLE DISK BEING USED UP ON SOMEONES 560 GAME PLAN AND POSTION IN THE MIST AND MUD.TAKE SOME TIME AND GET TOGETHER 561 WITH YOUR LASTING CHASE AND SEND THE BOARD SOME NEW DISKS,BECAUSE YOU AND 562 YOUR FRIENDS SURE DO TAKE THE SPACE UP----SU PPORT YOUR BOARD 563 564 SO SEND MIKE SOME DISKS IF THE SECRET HAS BEEN FOUND BECAUSE I COULD 565 CHANGE THE WHOLE TONE----THERES MORE THAN A TREASURE HUNT OUT THERE- 566 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&RICK KULBE OFF 567 /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/ 568 This is /Z/ XENON /Z/... 569 I feel that those who are using this system should not be against each other, 570 they should not discuss the religeon of others on the system, nor the 571 credibility of anyone on this system, but should discuss the faults of society 572 or something else... if religeon must be discussed, let it be in a general 573 way...not in personal views. Let this be a more mature BBS, not a place 574 of releasing your personel faults on others... 575 /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/ XENON /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z 576 577 I agree with this message up here ^. 578 also, how does getting a party or a meeting of minkds sound to every body? 579 we could set up a date and see if it fits everybodies schedule. 580 So come on and lets get a date on a get together or something. sound good? 581 have a good one ...... 582 * * * * * * * Kenneth * * * * * * * * * 583 COMPUTER EXPLORERS 584 UMMER 1984 COMPUTER CAMP AT CASCADE SPORTS CAMP 585 586 COMPUTER EXPLORERS OFFERS... 587 ...Another rewarding camping experience for boys and girls 9 through 17. 588 The camp sessions are from Sunday through Friday and costs $279 per camper. 589 This fee covers room, board, supplies, and a full week of activities. Each 590 week is planned in detail by experienced computer instructors. Each camper 591 will recieve a minimum of 5 hours of instruction per day, individual hands-on 592 experiences with the computer, and enjoy supervised recreational and camping 593 activities. 594 595 FOR THE FIRST TIME-COMPUTER EXPLORERS FOR ADULTS! 596 597 There will be an adult camp for one week from Sunday July 15th through Friday 598 July 20th for $299 tuition. You will experience all that the kids do and mor 599 with presentations dealing with management of personal business and 600 correspondence. 601 602 FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 665-xxxx 603 604 ############################################################################### 605 606 Compu-Scan logging on 20:16 4/29/84 607 608 I can't believe it, someone has finally left some information worth 609 printing! Something besides pure bullony. All right!! WAY TO GO!! 610 611 Well I see that Pam didn't leave any answer to my questions on Drive a. 612 Which just goes to support my theory that she doesn't know what she's 613 talking about (like most of the user's of this system). 614 615 I wonder if my MSD POWER SYTSTEM bill board will get this kind of user's 616 when it goes on line this week? I pray that it doesn't. 617 618 Oh well, I guess that is what happens when people don't know what 619 reality is or where to find it. 620 621 To Mike Day; 622 What kind of mind do you have? 623 624 To let this kind of bill boarding go on (ex. sinbad stories, LSD trips 625 on Pam, Ninja trips and the like. If Pam is the whole world to you or whoever, 626 why doesn't she ever talk to you directly instead of these stories of who knows 627 what???) would be a blow to anyone having any knowledge of computing. 628 629 il ? kenneth. Oh by the way, 5 1/2 days until SYSTEM SMASH makes a debut >