NUMBER OF LINES: 999 001=Usr:0 05/17/1987 00:30 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19 1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2$************************* INSTALLED: 30 MAY 87 **************************** 3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator 4$************************************************************ 5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately owned 8$and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9$no restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10$privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11$I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12$periodically purged of messages. (only 999 lines of data can be saved) 13$to leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14$ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15$message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16$the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up. 17$type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18$************************************************************ 19$ 002=Usr:0 05/30/1987 15:12 Msg:99 Call:517 Lines:3 20$Pulchritude possesses soley cutaneous profundity. 21$************************************************** 22$ 003=Usr:0 05/30/1987 17:35 Msg:100 Call:520 Lines:20 23 TO: COMPUTER OWNERS 24 FROM: BITCOM DATA SUPPLY 25 SUBJECT: SUPPLIES AT SUPER SAVINGS 26 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 27 BITCOM DATA SUPPLY * GUARANTEED QUALILTY 28 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 29 1) SINGLE SIDED DOUBLE DENSITY DISKETTES 10 PER BOX ...$ 6.00 30 2) DOUBLE SIDED DOUBLE DENSITY DISKETTES 10 PER BOX ...$ 7.00 31 3) 3.5IN. SINGLE SIDED DISKETTES 10 PER BOX . . . .....$21.00 32 4) PIN FEED COMPUTER PAPER (1000 PER BOX) .............$20.00 33 5) SELF STICK ADDRESS LABELS (1000 PER BOX) ...........$ 4.00 34 6) SURGE SUPPRESSOR (WITH 6 OUTLETS) ..................$28.00 35 7) EPSON MX80 PRINTER RIBBONS .........................$ 6.00 36 8) APPLE IMMAGEWRITER RIBBONS .........................$ 6.50 37 SEND CERTIFIED CHECK, MONEY ORDER OR VISA/MC# WITH YOUR ORDER 38 TO:BITCOM DATA, OREGON CITY, OR. 97045 39 ADD $2.50 FOR SHIPPING & HANDLING - ALLOW 1-2 WEEKS DELIVERY 40 41 *PLEASE INCLUDE MAKE AND MODEL OF YOUR COMPUTER AND OTHER 42 PERIPHERSALS WITH YOUR ORDER, THANK YOU! 004=Usr:0 05/30/1987 18:58 Msg:101 Call:521 Lines:46 43 !!!@@@ 44 "Business is business!" Harding pronounced each sylable with a clarity and 45 firmness that communicated the threat of death to anyone who tried to gainsay 46 him. Royce Harding was entirely capable of carrying out the death sentence, 47 too. Wasn't he the one who cold-bloodedly terminated the existence of 100 48 crew members and their families on Asteriod Mining Station 27009 in order to 49 eliminate the competition for selenium in that region of the asteriod belt? 50 Oh, the official report indicated that the mining station had been destroyed by 51 an explosion caused by the collision of another asteriod with their own. Who 52 was going to challenge the official findings of the Inner Belt Mining Regulator 53 y Commision Saftey and Accident Board of Inquiry? Such an august board of 54 engineers and astrohysicists, mostly on the payroll of Mr. Royce Harding! 55 56 However, such thoughts wouldn't help the crew of Mass Driver B-111 at all, nor 57 me in particular. The thought of being a "victim of an unfortunate accident in 58 space" made me at once sick and angry. His thugs had already herded my crew of 59 four back onto my ship, sans space suits of course. I imagined that his men 60 were setting things up for the "accident" so that all would appear normal when 61 our mass conversion unit exploded, sending the crew compartment hurtling off 62 into space with major damage to the life support and communications systems. 63 His ship would get there too late to save us, unforuneatly. And since our 64 payload would be just sitting there, possibly causing danger to others, he 65 would, out of a strong sense of civic duty, attach one of his own mass drivers 66 to it and head back to the processing station, there to recieve a large 67 commission, not to mention large revenues. 68 69 "Miss Jansen." He paused. I hated the old form of address. Could he see that 70 in my face, and would he care? "You are probably wondering why you weren't 71 taken back to your ship with the rest of your crew." He waited for some sign 72 from me. His face had a Cheshire cat smile that was infuriating. However, I 73 was like a mouse trapped by a cat, and we both knew it. "Yes, the thought had 74 crossed my mind. I'm sure it's not out of compassion," I said as sarcastically 75 as I could. What did I have to loose? The sting of his space suit glove 76 accross my face brought me up straight. "Excellent! I like a spirited woman. 77 However, don't let your cockiness get you into a position from which you can't 78 recover. To be sure, it was not out of compassion that I separated you from 79 your crew. You are one of the best commanders in the entire Mining 80 Organization. I'm always on the lookout for good 'men'." I bristeled again, 81 and he hit me again. "Spirit is one thing, insolence another. I didn't take 82 you for a fool, Jansen. Perhaps your reputation is false?" "What are you 83 offering me, Harding? The chance to work for you, to kill innocent people, so 84 that your profit margin will stay nice and fat? You know me better than that. 85 I'm not crazy about death, either. Have you another offer?" 86 He looked at me in silence. What was he up to? There was that Cheshire cat 87 smile again. 88 !!!@@@ 005=Usr:0 05/30/1987 20:25 Msg:102 Call:523 Lines:5 89 Look out, Miss Jansen... sex is the only thing (other than money) on such 90 fat cats' minds! I would imagine that death would be better than becoming 91 sex kitten to such a fat cat's fancy. 92 Must it be repeated? Please, let's knock off the advertisements, unless 93 the advertiser gives generously to the BWMS of his/her choice! 006=Usr:0 05/31/1987 20:30 Msg:103 Call:553 Lines:1 94 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~5~31~87~~22~20~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 007=Usr:0 05/31/1987 21:36 Msg:104 Call:559 Lines:19 95@ 96@ onatraqiigteilnsteUie ttspoiie h 97@tkn,ecp ne icne ffrbaigaiasi ls n i h 98@wtr hro, Sbeunl tlae oacroain h lsaCmeca opn,teecuiergtt aesasi h rblf,lmtdtenm 99@ onatraqiigteilnsteUie ttspoiie h 100@So fe curn h sad h ntdSae etitd 101@ Soon after acquiring the islands the United States prohibited the 102@tkn,ecept under liscense, of fur-bearing animals in Alask and "in the 103@wtr hro, Sbeunroain the Alaska 104@Cmeca Company, the exclusive right to take seals in the Pribilofs, 105@lmtdte number to be taken annually, and forbase the killing of females 106@adteryoung. All this it had an unquestioned right to do. 107@ Soon after acquiring the islands the United States prohibited the 108@taking, except under liscense, of fur-bearing animals in Alask and "in the 109@wt thereof," Subsequently it leased to a corporation, the Alaska 110@Commercial Company, the exclusive right to take seals in the Pribilofs, 111@limited the number to be taken annually, and forbase the killing of females 112@and their young. All this it had an unquestioned right to do. 113@ 008=Usr:0 06/01/1987 09:02 Msg:105 Call:572 Lines:6 114 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 115 FAT CAT: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ADVERTISER DIDN'T GIVE? LET`S HAVE `USEFUL' 116 AD SOMETIMES. USEFUL MEANS FOUNDING SOURCES FOR PRODUCTS AT REASONABLE 117 PRICES. AND AT BEST, BREAKS THE MONOTONY OF READING BORING AND THOUGHT 118 LESS STORIES ON THIS BORED. 119 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$6$01$87$$09$15$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 009=Usr:0 06/01/1987 11:54 Msg:106 Call:575 Lines:5 120 121 Because you're lonely in your nightmare, let me in. 122 Because there's heat beneath your Winter, let me in. 123 And if there's silence, let me in. 124 010=Usr:0 06/01/1987 17:49 Msg:107 Call:583 Lines:1 125@------------------------------------- SIEMNSPTTEUIES UE-RL NVRETEPTMNSSIE------ 011=Usr:0 06/01/1987 17:54 Msg:108 Call:584 Lines:5 126 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 127 SLIME MINDS PIT THE UNIVERSE RULE - RULE UNIVERSE THE PIT MINDS SLIME 128 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 129@ 130 012=Usr:0 06/01/1987 18:03 Msg:109 Call:585 Lines:4 131 IF ALL THOSE BITCOM DEALS WERE SO GOOD, THEY'D HAVE A COMPUTER with 132 lower case, like all professionals. 133 Don't you, too, wish they would advertise elsewhere? 134 GRRRRRGGRRRRRGRRRRRGRRR..GRRR..GRRR..GRRR..GRRR..GRRR..GRRR..GRRR..GRRR..GRRR 013=Usr:0 06/01/1987 18:15 Msg:110 Call:586 Lines:46 135 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! 136 A silent and heatless column of silver flame rose from the narrow 137 dirt path. The column rose six feet upwards before the base left the 138 ground, then faded quickly to show the gnomish figure which had been hidden 139 within the argent brilliance. 140 Grann moved slowly down the path, taking in the peaceful scene 141 about him. The birds began to sing again, having been startled by the 142 flames and now calm once more. Grann walked farther along the path, until 143 he came to a somehow familiar clearing. 144 A circle of stones and a few old logs marked a campsite, not many 145 days old. But the place itself brought different visions to the gnome. 146 When he did not look directly at the camp, it felt like Innisfall. Grann 147 put down his pack. "Well," he muttered, "is it or isn't it?" 148 A robed figure appeared from the edge of the clearing. His face 149 was completely concealed by the dark blue cowl. He stepped forward. 150 "I was hoping *you* could tell me that." 151 The gnome jumped. He hadn't sensed anyone within his range; and 152 his range was considerable for an apprentice. "W-w-who are you?" he 153 managed to say. 154 The cloaked one chuckled. "Call me Morwin. I seek a place. It 155 should be here, but it is not. Do you know of where I speak?" 156 "Yes. Innisfall. The Inn is there." Grann wondered exactly who 157 this Morwin person was, and how he had found his way here. 158 "Do you know how to reach it now?" 159 "No." Grann hesitated, but had to ask. "Do you?" 160 Morwin chuckled again. "Not yet, gnomish friend, not yet. I have 161 only tread the paths of the body, 'til now." He looked closely at the 162 circle of stones that circled small pile of ashes. 163 "I-I'm looking for a friend of mine. I think he's in trouble." 164 Grann said, more to calm himself before the inquisitive stranger (who still 165 was examining the stones) than for any other reason. "His name's Milchar. 166 Do you know-" 167 Grann found himself floating three feet from the ground, with 168 Morwin gripping his shoulders tightly. "-him?" finished Grann. 169 "WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HIM, GNOME?" screamed Morwin. 170 Grann thanked Amigc (as he had heard Milchar do) that he had been 171 taught a displacement spell. In a blink, the gnome stood several feet 172 away from Morwin. Two blinks later Grann's pack appeared beside him. 173 Morwin sputtered in disbelief. Several moments passed before his 174 temper was under control again. Much more courteously this time, he asked, 175 "Were you his apprentice?" 176 "Yes. How did you know him?" 177 Morwin lifted his cowl, and allowed Grann to see his face. He 178 looked remarkably like... 179 Morwin laughed aloud. "Fate of birth. I am his brother." 180 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! Grann !^!^!^!^! June 1, 1987 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! 014=Usr:0 06/01/1987 19:26 Msg:111 Call:592 Lines:2 181 Tell us, Morwin: how do you pronounce your brother's name? Is it with 182 a 'ch' sound, as in 'char', or a 'k' sound, as in 'kar'? 015=Usr:0 06/02/1987 00:06 Msg:112 Call:603 Lines:2 183 =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ 184 <> 016=Usr:0 06/02/1987 07:22 Msg:113 Call:607 Lines:7 185 /////////////////////////////////////// 186 MORLOSS: I'M ALSO PERPLEXED ON HOW YOU PRONOUNCE ^ ON THE START OF YOUR EVERY 187 LINE. 188 GRRR GRRR GRRR: I'M NOT PROFESSIONAL, AND I HAVE lower CASE CHARACTER SET, 189 BUT JUST TO SPITE YOU, FROM NOW ON, I HAVE TO USE CAPITAL 190 LETTERS. BTW, ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL (OF THE OLDEST VARIETY)? 191 ///////////////////////////////////////// 017=Usr:0 06/02/1987 08:54 Msg:114 Call:608 Lines:11 192 193 (* IIIIIIIVVVIVIIVIIIIX (*) IXVIIIVIIVIVIVIIIIII *) 194 To the person who would rather read advertisements than "boring 195 stories"--why don't you just go away and watch the Value Network and 196 bliss out. Your presence will NOT be missed, nor will your blighted 197 and severely limited intellect. 198 199 To Jansen's author: Bravo! 200 201 Green Eyes (06/02/87) 202 (* IIIIIIIVVVIVIIVIIIIX (*) IXVIIIVIIVIVIVIIIIII *) 018=Usr:0 06/02/1987 12:08 Msg:115 Call:613 Lines:2 203 LOOK <. .> WHO'S TALKING :-( 204 :::::::::::::::::::::::::: BLIGHTED BUT NOT SEVERELY ;;;:-( 019=Usr:0 06/02/1987 14:17 Msg:116 Call:615 Lines:1 205 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~6~2~87~~15~54~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 020=Usr:0 06/02/1987 19:09 Msg:117 Call:621 Lines:12 206 '''''''' 207 Green Eyes: The news may have not reached you, but this is not exclusively a 208 writer's board. It is, as has been stated before, what the user's make it. 209 To be sure, writing is welcome. I too dislike the ads, but don't be so quick 210 to tell other users to leave if they disagree with you. It is not only 211 fruitless, but distasteful to other users and may quickly lead to 212 disk-consuming pen wars as have been evidenced here in the past. 213@p.s. Good writing though. 214@'''''''' 215 Personal attacks are extremely small-minded as well. 216 p.s. Good writing though. 217 '''''''' ByTyper 021=Usr:0 06/02/1987 19:27 Msg:118 Call:622 Lines:5 218 ******************************************************************************* 219 A minor suggestion to the users: Use replace rather than delete... it saves on 220 it saves lines on the disk. I trust that change is also being used... 221@(what's the syntax for multi-line replace? and is it available at level 0?) 222 ****************************The Phantom of Backwater*************************** 022=Usr:0 06/02/1987 19:39 Msg:119 Call:623 Lines:18 223 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 224 ByTyper: And now a word from the opposing viewpoint...bbbbbbbbbaaaarrrccckkk! 225 There, that said, in my opinion, writing is what BW is all about. 226 If I want to see advertisments I can go call half a dozen different 227 boards around town that do hardly nothing else but! I call here to see 228 the interesting ideas and concepts that people talk about here. 229 That is what BW is all about as far as I'm concerned. As for personal 230 attacks... just what defines a personal attack? Was Green Eyes attacking 231 said user because of a stated dislike of the use of BW? or is it just 232 an expression of an opinion? Am I attacking you for attacking Green Eyes 233 for attacking the computer ad person? (Yuck that sounds lousy... anyway). 234 Is it small minded to express your opinion on a subject? Am I acting 235 like a twit for even bring this subject up? Will we be battling the 236 "disk-consuming" pen-wars here forever? Will Jane marry Bob? Will Sally 237 have her baby? Will we all get aids and die by next year? 238 Stay tuned for these and other pressingly important questions on... 239 (insert organ music here) "As the BW Disk Turns" (more organ music to fade...) 240 -------------------------- June ---------------------------------------------- 023=Usr:0 06/02/1987 20:46 Msg:120 Call:624 Lines:30 241 :::::=====:::::===== 242 June: A "pen-war" that takes up 759 lines would have to be one HECK of a pen 243 war! 244 :::::=====:::::===== 245 "Yuck." said Zephyr "This does NOT look good." 246 The void was no longer formless. It now had form, but not the proper 247 kind of form. Right now it looked as though every single law of the universe 248 the Psycho-Enhancer had taught him was a lot of bat guano. It looked like the 249 laws he had known BEFORE the Enhancer were all a lot of bat guano. 250 How could there be TWO INNS? 251 Sure, everyone knew that weird things took place there, but this one was 252 took the cake. 253 How long had it been since Zephyr had first walked through those doors. 254 Of course, he had been different in form then, and was not able to realize his 255 true potential. 256 Then he met Zeb... 257 Perhaps, he thought, that hadn't been such a wise move. 258 Zeb was what you'd call an intergalactic generic rebel. 259 He also had the most annoying habit of speaking very eloquently when in 260 dire situations. Unfortunately, the personality had overlapped upon Zephyr's 261 when Zeb has used the Enhancer to give Zephyr human knowledge to match his 262 human form. 263 Zephyr also had an uncanny knack of remmbering lots of television trivia. 264 He learned it from Zeb, and Zephyr didn't even WATCH television. 265 He suddenly looked out at the void and realized how tired he was after 266 examining every inch. There would be time enough for explanations as to how 267 there could exist two Inns later. Again he looked out at the void. 268 "I can't believe I scanned the whole thing." he groaned, and fell back 269 into the bliss of void-sleep. 270 :::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::==== 024=Usr:0 06/03/1987 07:22 Msg:121 Call:635 Lines:7 271 '''''''' 272 June: Green Eyes said he has a severely limited intellect. I call that a 273 personal attack. How about you? I don't jump on users for expressing 274 opinions, only for personal attacks and telling other users to get lost. 275 You'll notice I haven't told Green Eyes or you to get lost. Does that mean 276 I respect your opinion? Most likely. 277 '''''''' ByTyper (starting very pen-wars I was trying to avoid) 025=Usr:0 06/03/1987 08:18 Msg:122 Call:636 Lines:10 278 (* IIIIIIIVVVIVIIVIIIIX (*) IXVIIIVIIVIVIVIIIIII *) 279 Hi to all: One of the things I was expressly commenting upon was the 280 ad-proponent calling BTW a "member of the oldest profession." In case 281 you didn't understand the implication--that means (in polite language) 282 a prostitute. Perhaps you are right--maybe I am too touchy about 283 seeing someone call another a prostitute. However, I am pointing out 284 that the name-calling did NOT originate with me. 285 286 Green Eyes (06/02/87) 287 (* IIIIIIIVVVIVIIVIIIIX (*) IXVIIIVIIVIVIVIIIIII *) 026=Usr:0 06/03/1987 08:30 Msg:123 Call:637 Lines:11 288 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 289 ByTyper: Personally I tend to agree with Green Eyes about the intellectual 290 enlightenment of the individual, but that's just an expression of personal 291 opinion based largely upon the content of the indicated message. I am always 292 open to revision of that opinion given evidence to prove otherwise. 293 Let's see, I think it was Pat that said "I respect your right to an opinion 294 different than mine, but I'll kill you if you try to express it...no, that's 295 not right...maybe it was Jimmy that said "Gosh darn it! That's my brand new 296 camera!"...no that`s not right either. Oh well, as for me, 'Give me BW or 297 give me death!' 298 --------------------------- June ---------------------------------------------- 027=Usr:0 06/03/1987 12:43 Msg:124 Call:642 Lines:1 299 WHAT CLEVER PEN WARS! 028=Usr:0 06/03/1987 13:09 Msg:125 Call:643 Lines:4 300 301 That depends on what you mean by "clever", I suppose. I'm not amused... 302 303 A Backwater Reader 029=Usr:0 06/03/1987 14:01 Msg:126 Call:645 Lines:2 304 Who is obviously backward. 305 WHAT A CLEVER AMUSEMENT! 030=Usr:0 06/03/1987 14:09 Msg:127 Call:647 Lines:2 306 307 Ce nes pas amusante . . . 031=Usr:0 06/03/1987 16:10 Msg:128 Call:653 Lines:2 308 de cette knock-out chick . . . 309 c'est computeur avec knobs . . . 032=Usr:0 06/03/1987 17:00 Msg:129 Call:655 Lines:4 310 JUNE: ABOUT 100 LINES BACK YOU ASKED IF YOU WERE A TWIT. WELL 311 THE ANSWER IS YES. 312 313 A CONCERNED READER 033=Usr:0 06/03/1987 18:42 Msg:130 Call:657 Lines:36 314 Concerned Reader? What a mis-named nom-de-plume. If you wish to level the hated 315 twit word at people, make darn well sure you aren't open up to that particular 316 name yourself, oh user of UPPER CASE only. You should know better by now. 317 June, just ignore the mashers. They tend to lose interest after a few days. 318 In the more sticky situations, they stay around for a few weeks. But they 319 always leave eventually. One can only go so far on the trit amusements of 320 making an ass out of one's self. It gets old rather quickly. 321 322 As for the ad. It was quick, especially at 1200 baud. It was to the point. It 323 is not plastered to the beginning of every disk. The questions that should be 324 asked are "Does any retailer or wholesaler in his or her right mind think that 325 anyone who uses backwater is going to actually spend real money on computer 326 equipment?" 327 328 Or... Perhaps this is another psychological test, such as the WHO CARES and 329 the SPELL CHECK tests, where the users of Backwater were forced to confront 330 two potentially annoying and/or thought provoking message threads. The 331 reactions of the users were then downloaded, categorized, and used in part 332 of a larger study on human reaction to different stimuli. The word might 333 have spread among Portland State University psych students. Backwater is a 334 singular location for a good cross section of the populace (the exact 335 determining factors escape me right now, but they are recorded). This 336 small computer ad could be another attempt at getting sample reactions to 337 a sudden burst of crass commericialism on an popular writers board. In a 338 few hundred lines, there have already been several comments on just that 339 subject. Of course the conversation has dejenerated a bit, but the causal 340 factors are still the active ingrediant. If it is an experiement, no doubt 341 once again Backwater has come through with outstanding data on how people 342 react to things. 343 344 Or it could be someone trying to make a fast buck. 345 C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7C7 cee-seven C7C7C7C7C7C7C7 346 347 STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR THE 1983 VERSION OF 348 THE SCHOLASTIC APTITUDE TEST SENT TO THIS 349 SYSTEM. 034=Usr:0 06/03/1987 19:44 Msg:131 Call:660 Lines:22 350 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 351 The people who look into this mad house are a normalized cross-section 352 of society? I seriously doubt it! At least given from what I have seen. 353 So I'm a "twit" eh? Interesting to say the least. At least I now have 354 one person's viewpoint of what a twit is (such an elusive thing to describe!) 355 Actually, my main point in this whole thing is that if you take such things 356 as name calling and strongly opinionated comments by others too seriously 357 you are going to get hurt quite often in life. No mater what you say or 358 do, there are going to be those who dislike it. It is not a reflection on 359 them or you, only repeated proof that people are different and have different 360 views on the world. Differences in what they like or dislike. Some people 361 like to be spoilers, to stir up trouble and get people excited about something. 362 What the excigement is about seldom matters, only that they react, thus giving 363 the spoiler a sense of control over others and thus themselves. Others are 364 despoilers, always striving to keep things calm and quiet. This too gives them 365 a sense of control over their enviornment. In between are those that drift 366 with the tide, not trying to control anyone. Instead they work to adjust 367 their own lives and views to fit what they desire. Instead of trying to 368 force the world to be what they deem it should be, they accept the world 369 for what it is and adjust themselves to live within those parameters. 370 None are good or bad, all are an esential part of life. 371 ----------------------------- June -------------------------------------- 035=Usr:0 06/04/1987 00:32 Msg:132 Call:667 Lines:33 372 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 373 Emu had waited a long time for a chance like this. What started 374 as a child's dream was now rapidly becoming a reality. It would change his 375 whole life: but his life, up to now, had been in anticipation of this 376 change. 377 Emu looked again at the letter. It was addressed to him, but the 378 name inscribed was not 'Emu', his common name. Instead, the name inside 379 was his true name, the name given him by Pater. As in the custom Emu 380 learned, this usage was by only those most trusted, and only in the most 381 formal times. 382 This was one of those times, and Emu was elated! He would soon be 383 there, helping push back the barriers, while learning how to define and 384 conquer his own barriers. 385 Images of his past mentors went through his mind's eye. There was 386 Sommers, who taught Emu to understand what exists beond the third 387 dimension; Jan Reed, who gave enlightenment towards infinity; Cadams, who 388 showed that there's more than one way to skin a cockroach; and CBaogh, who 389 taught enthusiasm and drive. Later mentors, fine tuning Emu's intellect, 390 were Tristan, bringing magic; Karen, bringing semantics. 391 And Pieter. 392 Emu chuckled at the image that Pieter had become. Pieter had been 393 an 'insurmountable' barrier, deemed impossible by many others. Emu had 394 even conquered Pieter. At one time Pieter had represented the biggest 395 barrier for Emu. Now, a symbol for future 'insurmontable' barriers. 396 Biggest of all of the images in Emu's mind, was that of Pater. 397 Always there, always helping. Pater introduced Emu to machines, and Paer 398 taught Emu to be human. 399 They all worked together to help shape, guide, and groom Emu, and 400 now Emu had that chance. 401 Emu has been accepted as an apprentice to The Cube. 402 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 403 Someone wished me luck finding a job... it helped! Intel, here I come! 404 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 036=Usr:0 06/04/1987 01:18 Msg:133 Call:668 Lines:2 405 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~6~4~87~~00~51~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 406 037=Usr:0 06/04/1987 08:24 Msg:134 Call:670 Lines:5 407 '''''''' 408 C7: Did you so quickly forget Keeper of Souls? Beatrice? 409 Green Eyes: I acknowledge that your opponent is a twit, but I haven't yet seen 410 a twit leave after getting attention. 411 '''''''' ByTyper 038=Usr:0 06/04/1987 15:51 Msg:135 Call:681 Lines:21 412 413 TO: COMPUTER BOARD READERS 414 FROM: GADFLY 415 SUBJECT: IRRITATION SUPPLIED AT ANY PROVOCATION 416 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 417 GADFLY IRRITATION SUPPLY * GUARANTEED QUANTITY 418 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 419 1) SINGLE EDGED DOUBLE INTENSITY DIG (1 PER ENTRY).....$ 6.00 420 2) DOUBLE EDGED DOUBLE INTENSITY DIG (1 PER ENTRY).....$ 7.00 421 3) 3.5 LINE SINGLE EDGED DIG (1 PER ENTRY).............$21.00 422 4) PIN HEAD NAME CALLING...............................$20.00 423 5) SELF-STUCK WITTY SAYINGS............................$ 4.00 424 6) WRITING URGE SUPPRESSOR (6 ENTRIES).................$28.00 425 7) BAD RAPS ON ANY OTHER WRITER (GENERAL)..............$ 6.00 426 8) BAD RAPS ON ANY OTHER WRITER (SPECIFIC).............$ 6.50 427 SEND CERTIFIED INSANITY CHECK OR VIS A VIS WITH YOUR ORDER 428 TO: GADFLY IRRITATION C/O BACKWATER MESSAGE SYSTEM 429 ADD $2.50 FOR SHIPPING & HANDLING - ALLOW 1-2 HOURS DELIVERY 430 431 *PLEASE INCLUDE DETAILS ABOUT YOUR HANG-UPS AND OTHER 432 SENSITIVE SUBJECTS WITH YOUR ORDER, THANK YOU! 039=Usr:0 06/04/1987 19:06 Msg:136 Call:685 Lines:5 433 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 434 435 y EMU! 436 I work at Int. Where you gonna work? Which site? 437 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Doug of 84<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 040=Usr:0 06/04/1987 20:31 Msg:137 Call:687 Lines:3 438 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 439 Is that Doug King, one of Bob Walker's protogies? 440 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 041=Usr:0 06/04/1987 20:37 Msg:138 Call:688 Lines:7 441 ENter mode - 559 Lines remaining - Type ^C to terminate entry. 442 443 The Cube? Outstanding reference there. Now that you've given us an 444 allegorical peek into your new situation, can you fill us in on the real 445 life details? But a hearty congrats no matter what! 446 447 ^C 042=Usr:0 06/04/1987 22:23 Msg:139 Call:691 Lines:3 448 WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE BOARD AND HOW AM I GOING TO BE ANSWERED? 449 C 450 ^C 043=Usr:0 06/05/1987 03:23 Msg:140 Call:698 Lines:50 451 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 452 The land in which Gary Nadey found himself was in no way like the 453 California suburb he had departed from. Small animals scurried away from 454 Nadey, startled by his odd arrival. A fresh summer breeze stirred the 455 long green stalks of the plants, which rustled fainly. Colorful birds of 456 every description flitted quickly through the clearing, which was bounded 457 mainly by the small white flower of the Dogwood tree. The scene was that 458 of a peaceful forest- except for one very odd detail. The sky was blue. 459 That, in itself, should not be surprising. However, the shade of 460 azure Nadey gazed at for some minutes was a deep blue, much darker than 461 the lighter shade he had seen all of his life. Gary's adventures began 462 with this small hint that all was not as it should be. 463 A mistake in handling the controls of the FEGS was to be expected, 464 considering the terribly complex functions it could perform. 465 %%%%%%%%%%%%%% 466 The FEGS: Force and Energy Guidance System. Intermediate vector 467 bosons directed in a precise manner produced a secondary field effect that, 468 put simply, could direct energy. Boson physics was then an obscure yet new 469 branch of science, regarded by most scientists of the time as an intellectual 470 curiosity of no practical value whatsoever. 471 It was very near the end of a 19-hour long lab session at the 472 University when Gary stumbled upon the effect. He had been experimenting 473 with a boson field's effect on light rays, with little success. As Gary 474 was making an ajustment on his boson generator, he recieved a call from 475 one of his students. While he talked, absent-mindedly fiddled with the 476 generator controls, then stopped. After the call, Nadey forgot what he had 477 been doing, and left the generator at the new setting. 478 When Gary next activated his apparatus, the entirety of the Science 479 Complex plunged into blackness. A crackle of electricity in the room 480 alerted him to a possible malfunction, and he immediately shut down his 481 experiment. Suddenly, the Complex was again alight. To his suprise, he 482 found a tremendous charred area on a countertop over twelve feet away from 483 his experiment. 484 At first, Nadey did not realize what he had accomplished. Several 485 days of calculations provided him with a theory. He was able to easily 486 repeat the results, causing puzzlement among the remainder of the Science 487 staff when they found themselves unable to see a thing in a brightly lit 488 building. Finally he discovered he had redirected all of the light within 489 the building onto that counter, along with some other forms of energy that 490 happened to be captured by the effect. 491 Several of the other scholars were by then engaged in an informal 492 search, seeking out the cause of the phenomena that frankly had them 493 stumped. Not one could guess at the cause. Nadey continued to experiment 494 all the while, finally finishing the device in time to avoid the prying 495 questions of his collegues. 496 %%%%%%%%%%%%%% 497 Nadey tore his eyes away from the sky, and looked about him. A 498 narrow path, unnoticed before, became faintly discernable. A moment 499 later, Gary began to hike in the direction he believed was best. 500 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Grn 870605022030 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 044=Usr:0 06/05/1987 08:59 Msg:141 Call:701 Lines:1 501 WHO CARES? 045=Usr:0 06/05/1987 13:03 Msg:142 Call:709 Lines:10 502 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 503 HEY EMU! 504 YES IT ME DOUG , BUT WHO IS BOBALKER? HE COULD BE 505 ONE OF THE MANY, I REPEAT MANY, BOSSES ABOVE ME BUT WHO KNOWS? 506 YOU SEEM TO KNOW ME BUT DO I KNOW YOU? THAT IS THE QUESTION! 507 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 508 509 510 HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SYSTEM? MY DELETE KEY DONT WORK NO MORE! 511 THIS SUX! 046=Usr:0 06/05/1987 17:27 Msg:143 Call:714 Lines:1 512 ^%^%^%^%^%^%%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^% 047=Usr:0 06/05/1987 22:05 Msg:144 Call:725 Lines:4 513 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 514 Doug: If you don't know who Bob Walker is, you're not the Doug King 515 that I know. 516 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 048=Usr:0 06/05/1987 22:30 Msg:145 Call:728 Lines:5 517 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^iggy^^ 518 The thing waht bugs me abut those stupid ads on this system is that its so hard 519 to pass them by and I got a little model 100 stuck on 300 baud and its a crappy 520 waste of my time. Let them commersialize somewhere wher e time is less valuable 521 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^iggy^^ 049=Usr:0 06/06/1987 00:49 Msg:146 Call:735 Lines:2 522 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~6~5~87~~23~17~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 523 050=Usr:0 06/06/1987 03:38 Msg:147 Call:739 Lines:41 524 The following seems vaguely familiar. If it was posted here before, I apologize 525 to the previous plagiarizer. 526 527 Oh, my Daddy was a wand'rin' spaceman, 528 He found Mamma lurking in some sea, 529 Oh, they never had attractive children 530 --if you don't believe it, look at me! 531 532 Now every night Mom slept with Poppa, 533 They were happy as could be, 534 Then, of course, I came along to join them 535 --and they were glad to make it three! 536 537 Well, my sister was a fancy woman, 538 At that price you couldn't help but see 539 That the fanciness was only greasepaint 540 --but she never ever did charge me! 541 542 And my brother was a different fellow, 543 He was different as different could be. 544 He never ever slept with girls 545@ 546 --'cause he preferred to sleep with me! 547 548 Now, we had a tricky robot butler, 549 He could do things that were ecstasy, 550 I am speaking to you from experience 551 --either AC current or DC! 552 553 Well, the family pet was no slouch either, 554 A forty-foot reptile was she, 555 And when it came to fancy footwork 556 --she almost was as good as me! 557 558 But an awful thing happened last yesterday, 559 At the family reunion we agreed 560 To see how many ways we could do it 561 --and the only survivor was me! 562 563 (with a bow of acknowledgement to David Gerrold's SPACE SKIMMER) 564 051=Usr:0 06/06/1987 04:45 Msg:148 Call:740 Lines:2 565@ENter mode - 435 Lines remaining - Type ^C to terminate entry. 566@ 052=Usr:0 06/06/1987 11:47 Msg:149 Call:743 Lines:8 567 568 HEY EMU! 569 I DO BELIEVE I AM THE ONLY REMAINING DOUG KING AT INTEL AT 570 OREGON AND CALIF. MY DAD IS ALSO A DOUG KING BUT HE QUIT INTEL 3 571 YEARS AGO. SO UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE OR WHO BOB WALKER IS 572 (SOUNDS LIKE A BASKETBALL PLAYER) I AM GOING TO FREAK OUT AND NUKE 573 BOTH ALOHA AND HILLSBORO INTEL. 574 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 053=Usr:0 06/06/1987 17:29 Msg:150 Call:751 Lines:1 575 %%%%%%%%%%%% Doug: Mellow out. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% S.I. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 054=Usr:0 06/06/1987 20:18 Msg:151 Call:754 Lines:5 576 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 577 MELLO OUT! NO WAY! I'LL DO IT! UNLESS EMU TELLS ME WHO HE IS OR 578 WHBOB WALKER IS (STILL SOUNDS LIKE A BASKETBALL PLAYER) I'LL 579 START HEAVING TACTICAL NUKES AROUND! ITS CRISPY CRITTER TIME! 580 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 055=Usr:0 06/06/1987 22:56 Msg:152 Call:755 Lines:11 581 ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 582 LEONARD ERICKSON:: 583 YOU LEFT YOUR MANUALS, COFFEE CUP, THERMOS JUG, ETC. AT THE SWAP MEET. 584 CALL BILL MARX.<288xxxx> 585 NOT GOOD TO FORGET THOSE THINGS. I AM SURE THAT YOU NOW HAVE NOTICED. 586 JIM MICHAELS 587 ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 588 CARE FOR A 3D PROGRAM OR TWO? THOSE BYTE MAGAZINES ARE NICE. 589 ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 590 ]]]]]]]]]]]]JIM MICHAELS 231-xxxx]] 591 ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 056=Usr:0 06/07/1987 01:20 Msg:153 Call:758 Lines:24 592 @@@!!! 593 594 To the person who left the nice comment many 100's of lines ago about the 595 Jansen story: Thank you very much! I might add, that my story had nothing to 596 do with the advertisment preceding it. I want to stay out of the whole "pen- 597 wars" thing entirely. I don't care what gets posted here as long as there is 598 room for everybody to have her (or his) say. 599 600 The stinging sensation was beginning to dull a little, but the sick feeling 601 in my stomach was intensifying. He had me where he wanted me, and we both 602 knew it. I could either accept his offer and condemn my crew to death, or get 603 myself and my crew killed. His next statement brought me out of my inner 604 struggle. 605 "Thorndrake, Hobbs; take Miss Jansen to the 'guest suite'. Then finish off the 606 crew." 607 There was no time to think or to lose. I lunged for Hardy and hit him with th 608 top of my head, right in the nose. I felt a sharp pain at the top of my skull 609 but was even more suprised by what happened next. I felt his grip loosen and 610 then felt his hands slip off my arms. I looked up and saw blood on his face 611 and a dull look in his eyes. The weight of his dead body crashed on top of me 612 before I could get out of the way. The gaurds rushed up and pulled him off me. 613 "He's dead," said Thorndrake. 614 "What do we do now?" mumbled Hobbs, with a note of anxiety in his voice. 615 @@@!!! 057=Usr:0 06/07/1987 06:45 Msg:154 Call:764 Lines:2 616 Jim Michaels: Sorry, *I* didn't leave anything! Musta been somebody else. 617 __________________________Leonard________________________________________ 058=Usr:0 06/07/1987 10:24 Msg:155 Call:766 Lines:1 618 <<:***********************Just passin' through*************:>> 059=Usr:0 06/07/1987 12:40 Msg:156 Call:767 Lines:7 619 Very good, Miss Jansen! Now that's what I call taking the bull by the 620 horns (or 'by the nose'?) 621 CO WHARES? 622 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 623 This Bob Walker is not from Intel. 624@one Aloha, and one at Beaverton ("Just the facts, Ma'am.") 625 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 060=Usr:0 06/07/1987 16:40 Msg:157 Call:771 Lines:6 626 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 627 HEY EMU! 628 WELL NOW THAT WHO BOB WALKER IS NOT, WHO ARE YOU? HUH? YOU 629 TO YELLOW TO TELL ME? AT LEAST TELL ME WHICH SITE YOU ARE WORKING! 630 JEEZ! PRACTALLY HAVE TO PULL TEETH TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF YOU! 631 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 061=Usr:0 06/07/1987 19:27 Msg:158 Call:775 Lines:5 632 ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 633 LEONARD: 634 WERE YOU THE ONE WITH ALL THE NICE OLD BYTE MAGAZNES AT THE SWAP MEET? 635 JIM MICHAELS 636 ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 062=Usr:0 06/07/1987 20:53 Msg:159 Call:777 Lines:7 637 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 638 'EY! LEFTY! DAT DAME IS BEIN ALL SUGAR 639 DIS WEEK. KINDA MAKES ME TINK DAT AH LIK 640 DA DAME. DUH I REALLY WANNA SEZ CATCHYA 641 LATER TOOTS ER WUD I RUDDER BREAK HER 642 SCHNOZ? DIS LUFF STUFF IS TOO MUCH. Y'NO 643 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$FINGERS$ 063=Usr:0 06/07/1987 21:21 Msg:160 Call:778 Lines:2 644 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~6~7~87~~18~44~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 645 064=Usr:0 06/07/1987 21:42 Msg:161 Call:779 Lines:6 646 647 If the ads bother you so much, send the IRS an anonymous tip that there is 648 someone who is operating a profit making venture without paying quarterly 649 estimateds. Someone did it to me, and even though I was paying, the hassle was 650 *not* fun. 651 -Businessman 065=Usr:0 06/07/1987 22:33 Msg:162 Call:781 Lines:3 652 Jim: yes, but I've got all my stuff! Someone else put some Northstar stuff on 653 that table after the Bytes were gone. 654 _____________________________________Leonard___________________________________ 066=Usr:0 06/08/1987 01:14 Msg:163 Call:786 Lines:1 655 WHO CARES? 067=Usr:0 06/08/1987 03:43 Msg:164 Call:789 Lines:24 656 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 657 658 Riskers & friends ... 659 660 661 Aloha & greetings from the tropics....As luck would have it I have 662 been transfered to Oahu .... And as we all know ,the original sailors 663 paradise. The move was quite rapid and there was never enough time to clear 664 up all the loose ends or say goodby & thanks for all the Very good times ! 665 So belatedly but with no less enthusasiam I thank Mikey for 666 allowing me a seat in the corner for so long. Thanks... 667 668 And as for the other irregulars...l'homme, voyeur, Leonard, mig and 669 other assorted risk fodder please drop a line with your address... 670 as somehow in the move, all that data was lost...along with a few other things 671 .anyhow Barb,Alex & myself are located at 60 N. BERETANIA # 1103 672 HONOLULU HI. 96817 ...so gentlemen ...write. 673 Speaking of risk...l'homme...see BYTE May 87 page 10 lower right hand 674 column ?? I wonder ??....ah sweet mystery of life... 675 676 Best to all 677 678 :::::alex::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 679 068=Usr:0 06/08/1987 16:40 Msg:165 Call:804 Lines:9 680 *%#%_%_!)%!%*!+%(!%_&!)%@~_@%*!_%)#*)*$+_)$@(_!)%*!&_)(~!+%&*+_$!%&*)*!+%(!%( 681 Fair thee well Alex, Alex, and Barb. I tried getting ahold of you, but your 682 phone number was disconnected and the operator did not have forwarding 683 information. Now I know why... I will write and let you know what is up and 684 down in the world of Backwater and Risk. Enjoy your new home, may your 685 sails always billow and your spinnakers never collapse. 686 *%_)%*@%&%*@_&)_!*%_)%&!_%)*!% L'homme sans Parity *%_@)*_)!*%!_)%!|(%!%(_%@(% 687 PS I will check out the Byte Ad! 688 *%#_)*^_)^*@^)!+_^*@#^+)^)!*_&_)%))!+$)$(*%**_)%*(#+(%!_(%@%*%*_!$)@%*%@%*@^*@_ 069=Usr:0 06/08/1987 17:32 Msg:166 Call:805 Lines:28 689 ENter mode - 311 Lines remaining - Type ^C to terminate entry. 690 691 BYTE, The Small Systems Journal. May 1987. Page 10. 692@ 693 XLISP Program Plays Risk 694 695 Because of it's complexity, the Parker Bothers board game Risk offers a good 696 model for AI planning systems. Scott Welser, an engineer at KnowledgeWare 697 (Ann Arbor, MI), is designing a plan-generation program to play Risk. 698 The game is based on a model of world conquest. Players take turns trying 699 to conquer countries and attempting to occupy whole continents. The outcome of 700 each assault is decided by rolling dice. 701 Wesler's program, called Alex, was written in XLISP. (XLISP, by the way, 702 is a low-cost implementation of LISP written by BIX's own programmer-in- 703 rsidence, David Betz.) In its current form, Alex runs on an IBM PC. 704 Because of the large number of possible moves in Risk, and the random 705 nature introduced by the dice, a common search tree of all possible moves and 706 countermoves would be impossible to build. As an alternative, Alex uses a 707 planning system. In this system, the goal of winning the game is divided into a 708 series of tasks, which are subdivided in turn into a series of subtasks. At 709 ehturn in the game, Alex's Task Noticer filters out those tasks that are not 710 possible to accomplish and ranks the desirability of those that are. Alex then 711 executes the most desirable of the possible task plans. 712 Although the program cannot yet play a full game, it can plan and execute 713 the beginning moves. Wesler said it will be a relatively easy task to add a 714 number of tasks for finishing the game. 715 716 ^C 070=Usr:0 06/08/1987 21:19 Msg:167 Call:812 Lines:42 717 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! 718 Grann was stunned by this news. Milchar had never mentioned any 719 relatives, most certainly not any brothers. Pondering upon it now, Grann 720 could not recall Milchar ever commenting about his past, except now and 721 then recalling an adventure shared by The Doctor. 722 Morwin sat down upon a log, and motioned Grann to do the same. 723 "I apologize for my rudeness...but plead extenuating circumstances. Perhaps 724 things would be clearer for you if I outlined why I am here." 725 Grann nodded, and sat down. "I think so, too. I am named Grann. 726 Why did Milchar never speak of you?" 727 "I believe he was somewhat ashamed of us. He never accepted his 728 heritage, or his family. He tried to work for what he felt were the Good 729 forces in the universe... I believe he thought that he must balance the 730 evil that the rest of the family did." 731 Grann hardly knew what to think of this, so kept his face blank as 732 he said, "Go on." 733 "Since you do not know of our family, let me tell you of us. You 734 feel you know Milchar, but did you know he is not really human? None of 735 us are. His father was Jarin Corey, a great-great grandson of the famous 736 Corwin. Blood from that line contains power. 737 "My own father was human, in a dimension far from this. He is 738 not important, except that I inherited my human form from him. I am the 739 neutral child, seeking my own gain. 740 "Cynthia is our sister. Her father was a demon from some hell 741 best left forgotten, except by my mother. She does the evil that my 742 brother tries to balance. 743 "Our mother. None of us know her origins. We have seen some of 744 her souvenirs. If they are to be believed, she is at least 5000 years old. 745 She is not extremely...fertile. Therefore she is most protective of the 746 children she has, including Milchar, who she has not been able to contact 747 for several Tuhngaol. 748 "My mission here is simple, now that you know all of this." Morwin 749 paused. "Mother wants me to find him." 750 "And you, with powers beyond human knowing, cannot find him?" 751 Morwin nodded. "Milchar excelled in Travelraft. I did not. 752 Illusion and Summon magicks are mine to command, but the planes themselves 753 heed me but little." 754 "Can't you summon Milchar?" asked the gnome, unsure of the 755 possiblities of Summoncraft. 756 "I cannot. He seems to be beyond my reach, somehow..." Morwin 757 trailed off. "He may be dead." 758 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! Grann !^!^!^!^! June 8, 1987 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! 071=Usr:0 06/08/1987 23:21 Msg:168 Call:815 Lines:27 759 ***************************************************************** 760 A slow curdling of space and time began to take place. If 761 anyone had been present they would have seen a glowing form in 762 the shape of a square. After an indeterminant time lettering 763 began to form within the square. 764 765 BWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMS 766 BWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMS 767 BWMS BWMS 768 BWMS On Saturday, the 13th day of June BWMS 769 BWMS in the year of our lord BWMS 770 BWMS One thousand nine hundred and eighty seven BWMS 771 BWMS there will be held a wake to observe the BWMS 772 BWMS passing of BWMS. The wake shall held at BWMS 773 BWMS the establishment of Sam's Hof Brau located BWMS 774 BWMS at 1850 SW 6th in the city of Portland, OR. BWMS 775 BWMS Participants are invited to attend at 6:00pm BWMS 776 BWMS BWMS 777 BWMS Family, friends, and all other interested BWMS 778 BWMS individuals are invited to attend this BWMS 779 BWMS most momentous event of the bbs community. BWMS 780 BWMS BWMS 781 BWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMS 782 BWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMSBWMS 783 784 **************************************************************** 785 072=Usr:0 06/09/1987 00:53 Msg:169 Call:820 Lines:1 786 073=Usr:0 06/09/1987 02:31 Msg:170 Call:825 Lines:1 787 Darn... I'm otherwise engaged. Please send me fondest regards! 074=Usr:0 06/09/1987 03:00 Msg:171 Call:826 Lines:24 788@ 789@R A D I 790@R A D I O F R E E E U R O P E 791@ 792@"I am," She sat in the chair and kept her head tilted defiantly. Her speech 793@there, I go to Nichibitsu and deliver this tube to the twentieth floor. I get 794@ 795@ 796@R A D I O F R E E E U R O P E 797@ 798@" am," She sat in the chair and kept her head tilted defiantly. Her speech 799@there, I go to Nichibitsu and deliver this tube to the twentieth floor. I get 800@ 801@R A D I O F R E E E U R O P E 802@ 803@"I am," She sat in the chair and kept her head tilted defiantly. Her speech 804@tere, I go to Nichibitsu and deliver this tube to the twentieth floor. I get 805@ 806@R A D I O F R E E E U R O P E 807@ 808@"I am," She sat in the chair and kept her head tilted defiantly. Her speech 809@there, I go to Nichibitsu and deliver this tube to the twentieth floor. I get 810@up 5 811@ 075=Usr:0 06/09/1987 03:28 Msg:172 Call:827 Lines:2 812 Looks like Radio Free Europe had some problems uploading. 813 076=Usr:0 06/09/1987 11:41 Msg:173 Call:831 Lines:7 814 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 815 Alas, I will not be able to attend either. I have another 816 unavoidable commitment. I knew this, though, from the 817 beginning. I wish all of you well, and remember fondly the 818 times that both the Friar and the right wing DJJ had there. 819 Take care, BWMS, live in memories. 820 [][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 077=Usr:0 06/09/1987 15:14 Msg:174 Call:836 Lines:1 821 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~6~9~87~~11~38~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 078=Usr:0 06/09/1987 16:12 Msg:175 Call:839 Lines:4 822 823 Well, I, for one, will certainly be there. 824 ::::::::::O O::::::::::06/09/87::::::voyeur::::::14:09:51:::::::::O O:::::::::: 825 079=Usr:0 06/09/1987 21:18 Msg:176 Call:847 Lines:3 826 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 827 And I, with all of my aliases shadowing me. 828 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Grann %%%% June 9, 1987 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 080=Usr:0 06/10/1987 01:05 Msg:177 Call:851 Lines:22 829 Well if I'm not mistaken this bbs is going off into the great bit bucket in the 830 831 y. That's a great shame for me and you. Me because I just got here, you 832 because we will never get to know each other. People are always good to know 833 and learn from. This bbs seems to bring a very interesting group together. I'd 834 like to know soom of them. Maybe next life? 835 *************************** glen june 9, 1987 ************************* 836 837@pr 838@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 839@ 840@ 841@ 842@ 843@ 844@ 845@ 846@ 847@ 848@ 849@ 850@ 081=Usr:0 06/10/1987 03:32 Msg:178 Call:854 Lines:6 851 Glenn: You're mistaken. The wake is for BWMS I, the hardware that ran 852 Backwater for 5 years before being replaced by the new equipment. 853 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 854@Did I sense a difference in EN? Does it now wait until the drive is finished 855@before echoing the CR/LF? 856 WE CARE. 082=Usr:0 06/10/1987 21:16 Msg:179 Call:876 Lines:5 857 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 858 HEY EMU! 859 I HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH FROM YA LATELY! YOU TO CHICKEN TO 860 TELL ME WHO YOU ARE? IQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW! 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