NUMBER OF LINES: 999 001=Usr:0 Null User 07/08/87 00:40 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19 1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2$************************* INSTALLED: 17 MAY 88 *************************** 3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator 4$************************************************************************** 5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately 8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general 9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the 10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all 11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the 12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data 13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out 14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering 15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to 16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up. 17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18$************************************************************************** 19$ 002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 05/17/88 00:02 Msg:1520 Call:1000698 Lines:6 20 Happy Birthday to me. 21 Happy Birthday to me. 22 Happy Birthday dear Backwater. 23 Happy Birthday to me. 24 ******************************************************************** 25 003=Usr:13 voyeur 05/17/88 00:35 Msg:1521 Call:1000699 Lines:5 26 :::::::O O:::::::05/17/88:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::00:33:39:::::O O::::: 27 Congratulations, BackWater! (and you, too, CISTOP). My first Archive disk is 28 dated 20 March 82, so you must be 7 years old? I've only been on here since 29 January '84, myself. Tempus Fugit. How many more will we make? 30 :::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::voyeur:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::: 004=Usr:447 General Zod 05/17/88 06:42 Msg:1522 Call:1000704 Lines:17 31 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 32 This is General Zod. 33 I see all of this about this system 34 being 7 years old. And you talk of 35 going longer. 36 I therefore issue this...... 37 SUCCUMB AND KNEEL AT THE RULE OF 38 GENERAL ZOD, AND BE ALLOWED TO 39 CONTINUE, OTHERWISE, I SHALL DESTROY 40 YOUR WORLD, AND THIS SHALL CEASE TO 41 EXIST. THIS IS NOT A BLUFF. I 42 GENERAL ZOD VERILY SAY THIS TO ALL OF 43 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 44 KNEEL...BOW....SHOW REVERENCE TO THE 45 MIGHT, WISDOM, AND ULTIMATE POWER OF 46 ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 47 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 005=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 05/17/88 12:19 Msg:1523 Call:1000710 Lines:12 48 THIS IS WORLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>05/17/88>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>12:19> 49 TO BWMS: Congratulations! But, you can't be 7, that would make me OLD! 50 51 TO SOD : Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttttttttt!!! 52 Get the point? 53 54 L'home : 1> Where are you? 55 2> How was the concert? Couldn't go, missed the DEADLINE. 56 57 All for now, this is Phoenix Polymorph 58 59 12:23>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii 006=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/17/88 17:41 Msg:1524 Call:1000724 Lines:11 60 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@static!############################### 61 Zod, I see, you, in insanity, try and scare us to kneel at your mercy, and 62 you have failed. We will all fight to the death, and will never accept your 63 rule. We, are ready to give our lives for our planet, and all your efforts 64 will be futile, for all you will have in conquest is a barren planet. 65 There fore, I suggest you leave this solar system, for all your strenght 66 will be wasted. g'day! 67 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@5-17############################## 68 happy b'day, BW! 69 70 007=Usr:447 General Zod 05/17/88 19:58 Msg:1525 Call:1000727 Lines:25 71 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><<><><> 72 I am happy to see that you would give 73 lives for your planet. You see, I 74 only care about the planet. Your 75 pitiful, mortal, lives mean nothing 76 to me. My purpose here has become to 77 take this place. Either with slaves, 78 or without. But one day I will have 79 this planet, and there will be those 80 of you that join me, kneel before me, 81 or die. If you do not wish my rule, 82 then you shall die. 83 As for the old message from this 84 world watch three, about a lizardo, 85 I did kill him. He saw me, and at 86 that point I had to stay secret until 87 my ultimate powers had permanized 88 themselves. You see, now Superman, 89 that walking travesty of a true 90 Kryptonian, nor anyone else, can 91 remove the superpowers of myself 92 or my two companions. I am now, 93 ETERNAL! 94 As shall be the rule of ZOD!!!!!!!!! 95 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 008=Usr:453 jim walroth 05/17/88 20:11 Msg:1526 Call:1000728 Lines:3 96 So what are all of you rednecks up tothese daze??? 97 The GOLEM 98 Boy, talk about some BORING conversation. Happy B-day to the BBS (may your 009=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 05/17/88 20:26 Msg:1527 Call:1000729 Lines:6 99 *********************************************************************** 100 Voyeur, 101 Well, technically, BW's primary birthday Isn't until June 11. 102 This birthday is for BWII which is one year old today. As the AU command 103 shows, come June 11, BW itself will be seven years old. 104 *************************** CISTOP MIKEY ****************************** 010=Usr:13 voyeur 05/18/88 00:23 Msg:1528 Call:1000741 Lines:7 105 ::::::::O O::::::05/18/87:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::00:22:12:::::::O O::::: 106 Ah, I sit corrected. I didn't think it sounded quite right, so I guessed :-). 107 Speaking of birthdays, the 15th was my natal day, and the 17th was my 8 month 108 anniversary of the 'new me'. A 2/3 re-birth day, you might say. Or you 109 might not. Who Knows? (and who cares? Babylon... ) Don't mind me, I think 110 it's the drugs. 111 :::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::::voyeur::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::: 011=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/18/88 02:42 Msg:1529 Call:1000743 Lines:14 112 %*@#)_*%@)#_*%_)@#*%_)#@%@#+_(%_#@%*_#@&%_@#*%_)#%@#)_%*)@_)(!@)_*$@#$#@_)%*@#_ 113 Voyeur : Happy belated birthday to you. I had it written down in 'the book', 114 but on the 15th I was in no shape to do anything about it. Happy days to the 115 old new and the new you! 116 *$%_)@#$*_)@#&%*)_@*_)#@*%@)_*%@)_#%)_@#@_)#%_)@*%_@#!$*!)@%(*@_#%^)_%$@#_%*)@_ 117 Phoenix Polymorph : The concert was a stand-up kick in the pants all around 118 beer guzzling hyperactive stunning guitar-warz deafing absolutely great time. 119 120 Yea, I liked it too. 121 122 Sorry you couldn't be there, they played everything from Secret Treaties to 123 The Revolution by Night. Two and a half hours of crowd pleasing, with one 124 of the best encores I have ever witnessed. 125 *%#()$*%_#@*%_#@%*&)_#*%@)_#%* L'homme sans Parity %*@#%*@#_*%@_#%@#_%*@#)%*@)_ 012=Usr:23 Grann 05/18/88 22:07 Msg:1530 Call:1000763 Lines:7 126 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 127 AND, (prepare yourselves) Mr. L'homme sans Parity was seen actually 128 singing along to a DOORS song. No telling how that evil music has 129 affected his mind. Just another example of the foul influence of some 130 rock bands upon young impressionable minds... now where did I put my 131 stash? (BOC playing in background) 132 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ M&G 880518221040 Happy B-Day BWMS II! + 013=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 05/18/88 23:16 Msg:1531 Call:1000767 Lines:6 133 The only thing that bothers me is they didn't do Veteran of th Psychic Wars. 134 It's sortuv an anthem of mine, from my troubled youth.... 135 Still, I wish I could have gone. A co-worker is (hopefully) going to put 136 together a tape with all the songs they did in the order they did them... 137 Now, If only the WHO would reform..... 138 ^C 014=Usr:21 Fable Master 05/19/88 10:48 Msg:1532 Call:1000776 Lines:2 139 140 NET67 to NETHEAD: Request data. 015=Usr:52 sandy mcgrath 05/19/88 22:10 Msg:1533 Call:1000783 Lines:4 141 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))(((*)))(((*))) 142 TED: was that really your name I saw back there on db? Hello after sooo 143 long. 144 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))(((*)))(((*))) 016=Usr:453 jim walroth 05/20/88 10:25 Msg:1534 Call:1000792 Lines:3 145 Well, the conversations are getting a bit more wit. It's about time. 146 147 The GOLEM$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%%%%%^^^^^^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&&& 017=Usr:85 Mark Forsyth 05/21/88 01:02 Msg:1535 Call:1000804 Lines:5 148 149 Wrong, the conversations are getting worse. What happened to the story-telling 150 and the average intelligence quotient of the BWMS user? 151 People have lost their creativity. 152 018=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 05/21/88 14:15 Msg:1536 Call:1000809 Lines:2 153 Some of us don't like to think... 154 ^C 019=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 05/21/88 19:21 Msg:1537 Call:1000817 Lines:5 155 THIS IS WPRLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>05-21-88>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>19:22> 156 The watch wire is temporaraly going down again... 157 See ya all latter, 158 Phoenix 159 19:23>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii 020=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/21/88 19:51 Msg:1538 Call:1000818 Lines:10 160 *%_%@_#)%*_@)*%_)@!*@)_+(~+!@$()+~_$()_@(%_@(@%_(_)@(%)_(~!)_$*_)$*_~!)($_)$(~! 161 Sorry we are not up to *some* people's idea of quality conversation. Once again 162 I say, "Put up or shut up." 163 164 Phoenix Polymorp : BOC update : They did play your anthem. Who gave you the 165 erroneous report? Eric Bloom introduced it as "And here is a song from the 166 soundtrack to 'Heavy Metal'" 167 168 M&G : Young impressionable minds? I'll get you for that! 169 %*@#)_*%_@)%*@)_#*%_)@#%*@_)%_@)#%(*@_ L'homme sans Parity *$%@#)_*%$@)_*%@_#*% 021=Usr:428 Mercury X 05/22/88 18:55 Msg:1539 Call:1000837 Lines:7 170 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 171 I haven't been on here for a long time, by my stareds, so hello to everybody 172 once again...and happy birthday to you, BWMS! General Zod, you talk big, but 173 when will you do SOMETHING?!? I will fight to the death, along with anybody 174 that wishes to join me for this planet. What is the next event on the 175 calendar, anybody???? 176 ((((((((5/22/88(((((((((((7:05 p.m.((((((((((Mercury)))))))))))))))))))))))))) 022=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/22/88 22:00 Msg:1540 Call:1000842 Lines:16 177 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@static!############################ 178 To Zod: 179 180 It is I, who see your evilness, your conceitedness, your nieveness, your 181 stupidity. 182 183 It is I, who will cure you of all those things, by breaking your goal. 184 185 It is I, who speak for all my people, that we will destroy the planet before 186 you put one foot towards the throne. 187 188 It is I, who will hire an assin to execute you cerimoniuosly. 189 190 It is I, who must go now! 191 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@may 22, 1988####################### 192 023=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/23/88 01:26 Msg:1541 Call:1000846 Lines:2 193 Whew, that was lucky. I can only take so much "cerimoniously" executing 194 "assins". What is next? 6502 powered Wold Destoyers? Yowza! 024=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 05/23/88 08:07 Msg:1542 Call:1000849 Lines:31 195 196 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 197 About time to start a new debate, haven't seen one on BW for quite some time. 198 199 Premise: Removal of funding for indigent and low income organ transplants was 200 the appropriate action in view of the limited resources that the state has or 201 will have in the future, given the choice of that or pre and neo natal care. 202 203 I will defend the premise first. 204 We know that people are going to die, at some point. What the role of 205 government should be in the process of dying has not been really determined 206 yet. I feel that it should be to provide the highest return on the invested 207 medical care dollar. In this case, transplants can benefit just a few people, 208 and even those are not certain cases. Pre and Neo natal care benefits at least 209 twice as many right from the start, being a mother and child in each picture. 210 By provideing pre and neo natal care, we are insuring that a child has at least 211 a chance at growing up healthy, and able to become a productive member of 212 society. By providing money for transplants we are, in about 30% of the cases 213 studied, providing an average of two non-productive years of life to the 214 patient. In half of the remaining cases, the patient was allowed to continue 215 on to an apparent normal life span, being a productive member, eventually 216 providing enough economic benefit to the state to justify the original expense. 217 In the remaining 35%, an apparent normal lifespan was provided, but the 218 persons were such that they would always be a net drain on society. Not good 219 economic odds, considering that the alternative of neo and pre natal care has 220 a net return on investment in 60% of the cases. 221 222 (All statistics taken from a report ordered by Christine Gebby, July, 1987) 223 224 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] DJJ [][][][][][][][][][][][]][][][][][] 225 025=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/23/88 21:41 Msg:1543 Call:1000871 Lines:12 226 -=-====------======-=------======-=======-------=-=-------==--===------====-=== 227 What if . erg.. oh never mind now I have to start over. Harumph! 228 229 LB the only one kind of \__/ 230 oo 231 232@=====+++ 233 234 235 =====-----=-------^===-=========-----------------========----------==-=======-= 236 237 026=Usr:272 Talos 05/23/88 23:49 Msg:1544 Call:1000875 Lines:8 238 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*> 239 What's up doc? 240 241 Wabbitt season! hehehehehehehe! 242 243 Talos 244 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*> 245 027=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/24/88 15:11 Msg:1545 Call:1000891 Lines:3 246 The sun is out and Zod is gone. I guess his form of despotism only works 247 well when it is rainy. 248 ........................................................................ 028=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/24/88 16:18 Msg:1546 Call:1000892 Lines:23 249 -===--===-=-=-=--^--====---==-=--==-======--===----===--===--=-==-=---=-====--= 250 251 It has just come to my attension that after I die (98 years 3 months 2 days) I 252 will become a reality altering being. All powerful so to speak. So just for 253 the hell of it, I'd like to grant everyone here 1 wish at that time. It can be 254 just about anything but bringing you up to my level (1 step below is OK). So 255 post your request here and in the future I'll magic it up, along with you 256 (unless your still alive) and grant it to you. 257 258 All right this all sounds a little unrealistic, but what would it hurt to try, 259 just in case! 260 Lord Beaker \__/ 261 G.I.P. oo 262 o n e 263 d n 264 d 265 i 266 n 267 g 268 269 -=-===--{--=-====-----=-===--=--=-=-==-=-=---==-===--=--==-===----====--=-=---= 270 271 029=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 05/24/88 22:54 Msg:1547 Call:1000898 Lines:4 272 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 273 So much for reasoned discussion. 274 (Sad look, remembering BWMS of old) 275 [][][][][][] DJJ [][][] 030=Usr:245 Doug King 05/24/88 23:24 Msg:1548 Call:1000899 Lines:3 276 277 Nothing like a good (yawn) debate. 278 031=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/25/88 15:49 Msg:1549 Call:1000943 Lines:9 279 -==-=---=-=-====---======--=-=-====-=--=-=-=-===-=--=-=-===-=-=-=--==-=-==- 280 DJJ, 281 reasoned discussion is still possible from some. You just have to pick a 282 topic worth it, and the right person. 283 284 LB\__/ 285 oo GIP 286 --===--{-=-==-=--=-==-==-=-===-==-==--=-=-=-====-=-=-=-===-=-=-=-===-=--=-== 287 032=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/25/88 17:56 Msg:1550 Call:1000947 Lines:5 288 I GOT A TOPIC. ON THAT IS CAUSING ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE TO JOIN THE FREY. 289 THE TOPIC I CHOSE IS YOUTH IN ASIA. MYSELF, I THINK ASIANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO 290 YOUTH, I MEAN WHO WANTS TO BORN AT THE AGE OF 36, YA KNOW? 291 292 [NOAM] 033=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 05/25/88 18:17 Msg:1551 Call:1000948 Lines:1 293 Huh? 034=Usr:447 General Zod 05/25/88 19:21 Msg:1552 Call:1000951 Lines:17 294 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 295 This is General Zod. 296 I laugh at the one who would send 297 assins after me. I fear him not, nor 298 his assins. 299 To those that say they will fight to 300 the death, that is fine, you shall 301 fight, I shall kill you, you shall 302 die, and I shall win. You see, your 303 pitiful lives matter not to me. I 304 have one object, to win, but you do 305 not even know the true scope of my 306 objective. But in time, it shall 307 be revealed, and all on Earth, shall 308 tremble at the Might, Power, and 309 Ultimate Superiority of ZOD!!!!!!!!! 310 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 035=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 05/25/88 20:48 Msg:1553 Call:1000954 Lines:11 311 @@@@@@@@#######@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#@#@#@#@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@##@#@#@@ 312 313 YAWN! Pass me the pretzels I think this SOD guy won't 314 get smart and speak intelligently. So what is ZOD anyway. 315 316 Definition from Websters. 317 ZOD,n. 1) Iritating twit that has trouble grasping the idea he isn't 318 wanted. 2) Stuff that sticks to your shoes in theaters. 319 320 The Game Master (a.k.a Gregg Harris) 321 @@@@@@@@@#@#@#########@@@@@@@###########@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#@#@##@ 036=Usr:488 ROBERT VAN WINKL 05/25/88 23:04 Msg:1554 Call:1000962 Lines:14 322 HOWDY BOYS AND GIRLS! 323 MY NAME IS ROBERT FOR THOSE INTERESTED 324 FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT GO TO PORTLAND STATE UNIVERSITY I SAY HELLO! 325 AND FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, THAT'S JUST TOO BAD FOR YOU. 326 327 LOOK: I AM LOOKING FOR A CAR TO BUY SOMETIME THIS SUMMER. PRICE RANGE 328 IS NEGOTIABLE BUT THE CAR NEEDS TO BE RELIABLE. MY HOME PHONE NUMBER 329 IS 234-xxxx. IF IT IS BUSY IT IS BECAUSE MY SISTERS, I HAVE TWO OF 330 THEM, AND THEY USE THE PHONE CONSTANTLY. KEEP TRYING! 331 332 THANKS, AND I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON! 333 334 < >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< > 335 037=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/26/88 12:29 Msg:1555 Call:1000969 Lines:5 336 MY DEAREST SOD; I DOUBT YOUR VALIDITY, ERGO YOU DO NOT EXIST! 337 >POOF<---YOU 338 TTFN [NOAM] 339@ 340@GHK 038=Usr:447 General Zod 05/26/88 19:36 Msg:1556 Call:1000977 Lines:6 341 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 342 This is General Zod. 343 NOAM:Soon, you shall fall beneath my 344 feet, ergo you shall cease to exist. 345 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 346 039=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/26/88 19:44 Msg:1557 Call:1000978 Lines:15 347 -======--------=-=-==========----------===--------==---==-=-===-=------==-=- 348 This is Lord Beaker ere to the throne of Tabernacky, and under the official 349 classification G0d in pending. Zod..how could you possably think that you 350 could do anything that would affect me (a living and currently human) per- 351 son in the slightest. Lest you count getting a reaction from me from your 352 pitifuly empty threats. 353 354 I assume by your lack of response nobody wants any-wishes granted later (98 355 years). So I might not become all powerful. What have you got to loose. 356 357 LB\__/ 358 oo GIP 359 --------=======-=-=-=--=--{=-========-------======-========---=======--=---- 360 361 040=Usr:435 JUSTIN TIME 05/26/88 22:41 Msg:1558 Call:1000984 Lines:3 362@? 363@HELP 364 HEY! THIS IS PSYCHO! ANYONE OUT THERE????? 041=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/26/88 23:10 Msg:1559 Call:1000985 Lines:3 365 366 NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 367 [NOAM] 042=Usr:447 General Zod 05/27/88 06:19 Msg:1560 Call:1000991 Lines:15 368 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><><> 369 This is General Zod. 370 371 To this Lord So and So:Thou art a 372 fool. The might and power of ZOD 373 are far beyond that of you, as you 374 sid, you are a mere human. I have 375 powers that not even Superman knows 376 of. The time my companions and I 377 spent in the Phantom Zone gave us 378 even higher powers. Tremble, for 379 your kingdom shall fall under the 380 power and might of ZOD!!!!!!!!!!! 381 382 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 043=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/27/88 12:48 Msg:1561 Call:1000997 Lines:5 383 LEAVE OUR RESIDENT GOD IN PENDING ALONE. IF YOURE SO /AND I'LL RESPECT THE 384 WISHES OF OUR HOST/ $'%()(&%'&%#%$ POWERFULL, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL 'SAID'? 385 386 TAKE OFF! 387 [NOAM] 044=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/27/88 15:45 Msg:1562 Call:1000999 Lines:20 388 -=-=-==----=-===---===---==---=-====---=====-==-=-=-=---=====-=--===-=-=-=-- 389 Zod, 390 First off, its Lord Beaker...You'd think someone as great as thou could 391 remember as simple a name as that. Second off, I'm not a mere human, I'm a 392 rather superior human. Third off, why should the fact that your more power- 393 ful than Superman bother me, if you read your comic books, you'd realize that 394 Batman (a human) has defeated the Man of Steel on ocasion himself. Forth off 395 @#%@! off! :) 396 397 LB \__/ 398 oo GIP 399 400 --===-=-=---=--{=--======--==----====--===--=-=-===----==--=--=-===-=-=-===- 401 403 Oh, thanks for the defense [NOAM]! 404 405 LB\__/ 406 oo 407 --===-=-=--{=-=--===---===---===---===--===---====-----=======-------=====-- 045=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/27/88 18:04 Msg:1563 Call:10001001 Lines:4 408 ANY TIME. JUST REMEMBER US LITTLE PEOPLE WHEN YOU MAKE IT. 409 NO RAM...NO TIME...NO MEMORY...NOVEMBER... 410 NO SHADE...NO SHADE... 411 [NOAM] 046=Usr:23 Grann 05/28/88 12:07 Msg:1564 Call:10001020 Lines:4 412 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 413 Noam: Oho! I thought that sounded a bit familiar. Would that go on 414 to NO BIRDS and NO BEES? 415 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ M&G ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 047=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/28/88 13:08 Msg:1565 Call:10001021 Lines:2 416 AND, I BELIEVE, NO BUTTERFLIES 417 GOTTA BAMF [NOAM] 048=Usr:490 J J 05/28/88 21:07 Msg:1566 Call:10001033 Lines:6 418 419 420 This place is weird... 421 422 423 049=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/28/88 22:58 Msg:1567 Call:10001037 Lines:6 424 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Kevin Connell############################ 425 Lord Beaker, GIP (or what?) , anyways, I always wondered what the level 426 thing was, and I'd like mine raised to ONE below yours, beit yours is higher 427 than mine.. ttfn thx & ttyliyrdl!!!!!!! 428 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@May 30############################### 429 050=Usr:447 General Zod 05/29/88 07:36 Msg:1568 Call:10001045 Lines:25 430 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 431 This is General Zod. 432 beaker:Thou art beneath me, o I will pay you no further heed beyond 433 this. Thou shalt be among the first 434 to fall under my new order.The true 435 order of ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 436 as to NOAM:You are becoming a boring 437 foe. Surely you can do better than 438 you have. I would at least like 439 to make your destruction worth 440 something. 441 The order of ZOD is closer than you 442 all think. It may seem a while by 443 your time standards, but I, Zod, am 444 patient in these matters. It shall 445 come, and there shall be those who 446 join me, and those that oppose me. 447 Those that join will go on to 448 greatness. Those that fight shall 449 go, as you say, back to the dust from 450 which they came. 451 This is the WILL OF ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 452 It shall become reality!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 453 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>> 454 051=Usr:23 Grann 05/29/88 11:11 Msg:1569 Call:10001047 Lines:9 455 ++++5678+++++++++++++++++6789++++++++++0+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 456 This ZOD fellow don't take the hint too well, do he? Letsee here. 457 We got your 40 column god who loves putting those bangs (!) behind each 458 and every pompous statement he makes. 459 It would seem that a being who wanted to impress us as much as SOD 460 appears to would know how- by utilizing the medium to its fullest extent, 461 80 columns, perfect spelling, wonderful style and dazzling prose. You 462 might think that a "superior being" could accomplish that. 463 +++++++++++++++++++ M&G +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 052=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/29/88 12:06 Msg:1570 Call:10001049 Lines:10 464 I DON'T KNOW, M&G, I FIND HIM MOST AMUSING! HE'S LIKE SOME OLD, WORTHLESS 465 FOE (OR IS THAT FOO) IN THE OLD DEFENDERS COMICS! 466 SERIOUSLY, THO, THE ONLY REASON I AM A BORRING FOE, OH SOD THE GREAT, IS DUE TO 467 THE COMPITITION I FACE FROM YOU. I MEAN, SO YOU SNUFFED DR. LIZARDO, BIG DEAL. 468 THE MAN'S BEEN IN A FRUIT BASKET EVER SINCE HE GOT HIS BODY BACK. INDEED, YOU 469 COULD HAVE BEEN IMPERSONATING HIM. NOW, I'VE NOT SEEN ANY ATTACK ON ME OR MINE 470 SO I'LL CONTINUE TO BE "BOORISH". 471 472 OK NOW, WHY HASN'T ANYONE TOUCHED MY TOPIC OF YOUTH IN ASIA? 473 NO PROPPER TIME OF DAY.....[NOAM] 053=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/29/88 15:50 Msg:1571 Call:10001059 Lines:8 474 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Static!################################# 475 Zod: Take a hint, get the hell out. 476 Noam: AHGREED! He is amuzing, fore he is not believeable, he is rather child 477 ish, talking about stupid things like taking over the world. If you ask me 478 he is not a superior being, just a stupid little immaturpre-pubescint 479 brat! well, all for now 480 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@05-29-88############################ 481 054=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/29/88 16:13 Msg:1572 Call:10001060 Lines:16 482 -----=====--========-------===--=======-------------========------=-=======- 483 Kevin (en?) C. 484 Your wish may well be my command at some future point. 485 486 Anyother hopeful just incase wishers? 487 488@Ho}i5 Wz_zX^}n6U:Ic{)#K& 489 490 How but one for the non-existance of Mr. Zod?! Or desperate for attension 491 friend. ^ 492 u 493 494 LB\__/ 495 oo GIP 496 --=-=-=-=--^=-=----===-=--=--=-=-========----------===--=--=-=-=-===---===-- 497 055=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/29/88 20:04 Msg:1573 Call:10001067 Lines:5 498 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++KEV C.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 499 this is KevIn C. User 238. Well, your HIGHness, god in P, Lord Beaker. 500 When will this future become now? 501 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++owwow 502 056=Usr:453 jim walroth 05/29/88 22:32 Msg:1574 Call:10001071 Lines:5 503 ***************)))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((&&&&&&&&&&&^^^^^^^^^%%%%%%%$$$ 504 Well, it's looks like Ronnie Headrest's on the way out and the Busher 505 doesn't stand a chance. It'll definitely be The Duke for the next eight (8) 506 years!!!!!!!!!!! 507 The GOLEM................(((((())))))&&&&&&&&&^^^^^^^%%%%%$##@@!!!!!!!!! 057=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/30/88 00:01 Msg:1575 Call:10001073 Lines:7 508 509 510 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 511 KC 512 OOPS, THAT IS USER #283 513 514 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 058=Usr:493 Shove L. Head 05/30/88 01:18 Msg:1576 Call:10001080 Lines:9 515 I say we nominate any one of our favorite drug smugglers for president. They're 516 all probably recieving financial backing from the CIA anyway and have friends 517 in high places and can afford a campaign. Can't lose. 518 519 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 520 S H O V E L. H E A D 521 ---------------------- 522 523 059=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/30/88 11:33 Msg:1577 Call:10001085 Lines:8 524 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++------------------------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 525 Zod : I have one question for you. What in blazes is an 'assins?' I have 526 entered the word into the master computer banks at memory alpha, and even 527 these huge storehouses of knowledge can't figure out what you are talking 528 about. In fact, memory alpha, after examining some of your writing, started 529 a multi-row query in the PRE-SCHOOL ENROLLMENT DATABASE. I wonder why it 530 would do something like that? 531 --------------------------- MEMORY ALPHA CONTROL ---------------------------- 060=Usr:494 Lt. Cmdr. Data 05/30/88 15:48 Msg:1578 Call:10001090 Lines:11 532 --------------------------------------------------- 533 This is Lt. Cmdr. Data from the Starship U.S.S. 534 Enterprise. Memory Alpha Control, query, what is a Zod? I find 535 no references to one in the Enterprise data banks, nor in my own. Please 536 specify. 537 Also, are there any other Federation officers here? 538 Thank you. 539 End Communication................ 540 U.S.S. Enterprise subspace channel 453.9872 closed. 541 UFP/COMMO#211386yt8592SFC/NCC1701D 542 --------------------------------------------------- 061=Usr:447 General Zod 05/30/88 17:35 Msg:1579 Call:10001094 Lines:14 543 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 544 This is General Zod. 545 To reply to the question posed, 546 one of those who is against me, left 547 word that he would send assins after 548 me and my fellows. I believe this 549 obvious degenerate meant to say 550 asassins, (I believe that is the term, 551 I prefer to kill personally, rather 552 than hiring one to do it for me), 553 but was too overpowered by my 554 obvious superiority as to forget 555 his words. 556 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 062=Usr:428 Mercury X 05/30/88 19:51 Msg:1580 Call:10001100 Lines:10 557 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 558 YAWN.....Z, when you start taking over the world, let me know. Otherwise 559 put up or shut up. Let's just say that the person who ever is against you, 560 whoever he may be--I thank him--was so outraged by your empty threats that in 561 his rage he forgot how to spell "asassians." 562 NOAM: I think your topic is good, but it is a bit too broad...Choose something 563 more specific in Asian youth, such as why they are prejudiced against African 564 youth in television commercials...GIP, when I have a good wish, I will let you 565 know... 566 (((((((((8:07 p.m.(((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))5/30/88))))))))))))))))))))))) 063=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/30/88 20:50 Msg:1581 Call:10001104 Lines:16 567 -----==-=======-------=======-========---------=======-------=======-----=-- 568 Kevin, 569 In about 98 years! I can hardly wait. 570 571 Mercury, 572 You can make it now and change it later. I'm not picky. 573 574 Zot, 575 Could your most powerful emmenence be persuaded to give an estemit, in our 576 ineficient earth terms as to how long till you take over and then maybe leave 577 for a while? 578 Lord \__/ Beaker 579 HCT oo GIP 580 581 ------=====-=-==---=-{=-=---===-=-=-=======-=-========------==-------=-----= 582 064=Usr:496 K. p. 05/30/88 21:46 Msg:1582 Call:10001107 Lines:7 583 Zod, you have a definate problem. for someone as 'highly powerful' as you 584 claim yourself to be, you can't spell worth crap. You go from Assins, to 585 Asassins. IT'S ASSASSINS! Geez, get 586 a grip. 587 588  589 065=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 05/30/88 23:49 Msg:1583 Call:10001111 Lines:37 590 Zod, you are no better than Wolfgang and his accursed brothers 591 and vile sister. If need be, I will destroy you as I did them. 592 I will not allow the Illuminati to regain power. Hagbard Celine 593 is one thing: a free man, and that is something you can never 594 take from me. So I give you this advice; either back out now, 595 or face the worst nightmare of your life. 596 597 By the way, as you seem to have trouble with terms, I will give 598 you a new homework assignment, complete with the answer so you 599 do not have to think. 600 601 ANARCHIST (noun): Someone who hates over-bearing, pompus, 602 half-brained mutations that are not fit to shine 603 potatos with a toothbrush. (See also, Anarchy, 604 Anarchism) 605 606 This should keep someone who has difficulty spelling their own 607 name quite entertained for hours. Just imagine! I've even 608 eliminated the use of a dictionary. 609 610 To Illuminati Prelator: 611 Send 25 messages to 5 different cities. Contact code 5, 612 message will read: 613 "The All-Seeing Eye has established a foothold on the potato 614 market. Prepare to induce famine in African countries after elimination 615 of random resistence. Profits will be diverted to Atlantean art 616 recovery projects." End of Message 617 618 Hagbard Celine, of A.A., AISB, FBI, CIA, & 619 current Grand Illuminati 620 621 Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! 622 __ 623 / \ The All-Seeing Eye 624 / \ of Graud 625 / \ 626 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 066=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/31/88 15:23 Msg:1584 Call:10001126 Lines:5 627 628 629 Crimany!! 630 631 067=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/31/88 15:34 Msg:1585 Call:10001127 Lines:6 632 AND FNORD! WHEN YOU SAY C.I.A., DO YOU MEAN 'COROLLATE, INVESTIGATE, *gulp* 633 ASSASSINATE'? 634 635 BY THE WAY, WASN'T IT SOD HIMSELF WHO WROTE ASSINS? 636 637 [NOAM] 068=Usr:399 Jane Ury 05/31/88 21:47 Msg:1586 Call:10001135 Lines:11 638 ************************************************************************* 639 Yes, I can talk about Asian youth, but as pointed out, the subject is too broa 640 What, specificaly, doo you want to talk about? 641 Why not religion? Why does/did religion replace technology in many Asian c 642 s? Why is the situation changing? Whatre the benefits of religion? Those of 643 technology? How do they compare? Which do you prefer and why? 644 CERVENKA 645 ############################################################################### 646 I never encountered the poetry and stories for which this system is famous. 647 Why did the activity cease? If those responsible left, WHERE DID THEY GO??!! 648 also CERVENKA 069=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/01/88 01:03 Msg:1587 Call:10001141 Lines:37 649 - From the Legion of Dynamic Discord and the Erisian Liberation Front --- 650 To Noam: Stop. Think. Would I lie to you? Fnord. 651 By the way, the homework assignment was given because Zit apparently has 652 not completed high-school English (and is therefore not totally corrupted 653 by the Illuminati Governments; this means I can attempt to show him the 654 error of his ways). Zit is still afraid of death, and until he learns 655 otherwise, he will continue to be a slave forever. If Zit should understand 656 that ALL people are dependent on each other, that harmony is a choice 657 for ALL people to make, then he will make the world a better place for 658 himself, and hopefully, for others. But I can't do that. He must do 659 that for himself. All I can do is tell him and/or kill him. Not much 660 of a choice, is it? 661 662 Everyone Else: Why not Anarchism (be careful to distinguish between 663 anarchy, the action of chaos, and anarchism, the absence of government) 664 for the world? It truely is the only way out. If you don't understand 665 why, read the above to Noam. Comments? Feedback? Please? Or will 666 you trust the sayings of a Natural Born Leader and Guru like me? 667 668 Cervenka: Given time, all things can be recovered from perpetual peace 669 (er, war). Although I have only expored this board, I could plainly see 670 the making of war. After the war, all things will return. They did 671 with Fernando Poo (and we all know what would have happened if Fernando 672 Poo had resulted in a superpowers war...) 673 674 Hail Eris! All hail Discordia! 675 H.C. 676 677 (P.S. To [NOAM], yes, Zit did spell assassins incorrectly. Please also 678 note that my spelling is not perfect after 18 hours of constant alertness, 679 even with Black Alamont; for I am human, just as you.) 680 (P.S.S. I pose no threat to the resident GIP; In fact, could I interest 681 him in becoming a member of ELF?) 682 (P.S.S.S. I proclaim all members reading this offical Popes with the 683 full rights to carry on religious cerimonies and to cannonize other 684 members of the Legion of Dynamic Discord.) 685 -- mama mama mama. French Canadian Bean Soup. ---------------------------- 070=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/01/88 16:08 Msg:1588 Call:10001166 Lines:22 686 -=-=-=====---=====-=-------==-=-------==------=======-=--------==------=-=== 687 ELF? Is that an (Oh! what do you call those things that spell something and 688 stand for something.). Well, what is it? 689 690 To anyone whose interested, Ive noticed a rash growing of the old cults. 691 i.e. Cultmexers, c'kal tus, ect. Anyone know why? I'll tell you why! Um, 692 I guess I don't know why. But it is happening. 693 694 You know, for a breif moment today, I actualy thought someone might be 695 better than me. I'm fairly sure I was wrong though. 696 Lord Beaker \__/ 697 oo GIP 698 699 Oh is it an ancronism!?!(See first paragraph) 700 Spread the word, digital watches are not, repeat not hyper inteligent 701 creatures sent to wipe us of the face of the earth. They're here to help 702 us. 703 704 Conf to CHARTEX: 'The dog is not brown.' 705 706 -----=-=-==-==-=--{=--=-====--=-=-====--=-===-=-=---====-=-=---====-=======- 707 071=Usr:428 Mercury X 06/01/88 17:51 Msg:1589 Call:10001168 Lines:9 708 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 709 My spelling or English isn't perfect ethier...I haven't seen Zod for 710 a while...You know, he might be gone for GOOD! (Break out the party 711 instruments.)....Pope?!? I think I might grow to like being Pope 712 of a cult. Now are there any cultists out there? 713 714 Lord Beaker: I'm still thinking. 715 716 (((((((((((((6:00 p.m.((((((((((((((Mercury)))))))))))6/1/88))))))))))) 072=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 06/01/88 18:05 Msg:1590 Call:10001169 Lines:5 717 I KNOW PHOENIX AND L'HOME ARE.... 718 [NOAM]:::::::SOME TIMES IT FEELS YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH::::::: 719 OFF 720 BYE 721 LET ME^C 073=Usr:496 K. p. 06/01/88 20:17 Msg:1591 Call:10001175 Lines:19 722 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 723 I would assum that the rise in the cults now-a-days is do to the breakdown 724 of other religions? I used to be Christian, but I haven't seen much in the 725 work of God these days, or any days that I can remember, to prove to me that He 726 indeed does exist. Techneclly(sound it out), there has been alot of activity 727 surrounding the devil, thereby claiming the existence of God (or gods), but 728 all's I've been able to get a grip on God's doing are these so-called 729 'religious' people out there claiming to do His work. The 'religious' people 730 that I have been in contact with have all been hypocritic liars. Why would I 731 want to be in a religion that you 732 practise what you preach against? People are looking for another way. 'nuff 733 said. 734 Umm, as for stories and the such on the board. I'd post some, but don't 735 wanna re-type them all out. If I put a hard return after each line, would 736 it buffer to the board correctly? 737 K. Such'n'such----------------------------------------------------------------- 738 739 740@ 074=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 06/01/88 22:57 Msg:1592 Call:10001188 Lines:3 741 @@##@#@@######@@#@@#@#@#@#######@@#@#@#@#@##@#@#@###@@#@#@#@#@# 742 Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, and another Lurk. The Game Master 743 #@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#@#@#@#@#@#############@#@#@#@#@#@# 075=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/02/88 01:28 Msg:1593 Call:10001191 Lines:39 744 745 --- A News Flash from the Leif Erikson.. ------------------------------------ 746 Cult? Me? In a Cult? 747 Actually, when I was in 'college', a cult (not the occult, very important 748 difference) is defined as a form of religious or philsophical belief that 749 was not widely accepted by different predominate societies. Besides, 750 I think you shouldn't read so much between my lines, and just enjoy the 751 implications at their face value. 752 0 To0LB{GIP}, I ask that you advance from GIP up, but that I could talk 753 with you on equal grounds. Like I said, "I don't want to be in the 754 way", as in I don't want to interfere. But I like what I read (see? or 755 is it read?) and I am just new here. I may step on the rules now and 756 then, but for the most part, my feelers are just out to test the waters. If 757 you should need assistence, I would be happy to help with anything. 758 759 So who put the squeeze on Generic Zit? Are him0and0his 'assins' gone? 760 761 (In real life, I lay no claim to any cult or religion. I am simply 762 DEBATEing points with other people so I can test my own theories out.) 763 Besides, the ligitimacy of something is usually determined by the 764 majority of a mass, and not by the individual. A pity for many things that 765 it could not be the other way around. 766 And what about my Anarchism topic? What has happened? 767 768 "So much to do, and so little time!... 769 Stike that< 770 Reverse it... this way!..." 771 - Willy Wonka 772 773 H.C. 774 HE/AHD 775 (PS. thnx for making me fell welcome on this BBS. I've been on MANY others, 776 but I really feel at home on this one, out of the 6 or 7 I frequent. Once 777 again, thanx everyone.) 778 (PSS. LB{GIP}, I ask that I could apply for GURUhood under your watchful 779 eye, if it pleases our Demi-God and soon-to-be deity. Or is there 780 some initiation or Ordeal that I must pass? Or is it jest another 781 gateless gate, for me to discover on my own? Please reply! Thank you.) 782 (PSSS. LB{GIP}, "Flattery will get you anywhere, and for free!" ) 076=Usr:447 General Zod 06/02/88 06:22 Msg:1594 Call:10001193 Lines:22 783 <><><><.<><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 784 This is General Zod. 785 NOAM:You are allready losing. 786 Beaker:You shall soon perish from 787 your "rule"(over whom I have no idea). 788 As I stated before, I need not slaves, 789 all I need is your world. But nd 7)0 as a place of habitation, no, it is 791 not suited to the glory of ZOD. No, 792 but your world, any planet for that 793 matter, would make a fine battering 794 ram to "persuade" other worlds. 795 With our supreme superpowers, my 796 compa~ions and I could move it 797 anywhere. Of course, you would all 798 die, but as you have sworn do die, 799 that matters little. But I have 800 things I must do before I complete 801 this plan. But I shall leave that 802 for you to ponder.........>...>.. 803 and fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 804 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 077=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/02/88 08:47 Msg:1595 Call:10001196 Lines:23 805 -=-========------=====-=---==---------===------=-=======-=------=-=======--= 80&0AAIYIEEEE!!!!! ZOTS BACK!!! OH NO, MORE THREATS OF PLANET DESTROTING 807 CAPABILITIES. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! 808 809 Zod, I the might L.B. and GIP, do not rule over any save myself. And that 810 is a rule I could never lose! If you are so powerful, why do you worry so 811 that others will doubt you? 812 813 Lief Erickson? Is that your handle(name)? I'd like a Guru. Though I can 814 not give you the ability. A true guru must find his god(belief) for 815 himself. If you have, and itc me, more power to you (literaly). I hope 816 you don't mind the wait till I'm full status. It gets to sometimes. I 817 think I could do it now, but...something wouldn't be quit right. 818 819 Ponder all the 'might' of Zop, braggart extrodinair. 820 Mercury, how hard can it be to think up a wish. I can always undo it if 821 you don't like what happens? I'm going to be a decent one with the people 822 G0d you know. 823 824 Lrd \__/ Bkr 825 Gip oo Wag 826 827 --=-=-=-==--{=-==------===-=-=-===-=-=-=-===-=---=--=-=-=-=--=-=====---==-== 078=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/02/88 11:57 Msg:1596 Call:10001202 Lines:24 828 Zit, you shall now face my wrath. You have 24 hrs. to contemplate the 829 error of your ways. If you return in thqd time, you shall find 830 yourself inhabiting the next plane of existence! Or have you not read 831 the post I have already done? (lines 450-650) Surely someone who 832 is as delusioned as you would take the time to see what has happened 833 since your last visit. Or do you still have trouble (remember 'assins') 834 remembering things (like the alphabet, & how to use it)... 835 836 LB{GIP|Wag}, I am Hagbard Celine. For you, I give my truth: 837 I hold no others before me now. I hold no goveb~ment before me now. 838 But I will have you as my Deity, to commune with, to our mutual benefit. 839 I am patient. I can wait for the Ordeal of the GURU, and I can find 840 that 'gateless gate'. I ask only your blessing at the time of 841 your own ordai~ment as {r}esident {g}od. 842 843 Zit, prepare to be squeezed....and popped. Your body will ooze from 844 its outer shell in the thick, white puss that you really are, dribbling 845 over a husk that blows away in the wind, drying up into a yel|ow (46 stain on the ground. With any luck, a dog might even pee on you... 847 848 Hagbard Celine 849 Hail Lord Beaker / All hail discordia! 850 851 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 079=Usr:502 MatrixBrain ver0 06/02/88 13:11 Msg:1597 Call:10001205 Lines:11 852 File 060288001 Desc: ZodQuery 853 QUERY GIP BEAKER ZOD SUBSTANCE TYPE? 854 PROSE ANALYSIS / UNSTABLE MIND - ref psych|DSM3 855 psych|DMS3 / REHABILITATE OR INSTITUTE SUBJECT 856 0 /0SUBJECT POSSES HARM TOWARDS (type)HUMAN LIFE 857 / SUGGESTION: IMMEDIATE INCARCERATION - (97.6% accuracy) 858 / SUGGESTION: INDUCE CHEMICAL NEROINHIBITORS 859 / SUGGESTION: DELETE LIFE FORM - secondary ref Ethics[He}an] 860 QUERY HUMAN RESPONSE? REPLY PRIORITY .9/1 861 End File / MatrixBrain ver0.9 / Cray Systems Inc. (c)1988 All rights Resv. 862@Ethics / "No life shall be taken unless many others may be saved by this." 080=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/02/88 14:$9 Msg:1598 Call:10001210 Lines:11 863 -=-==-=------=======-=-------=-======-=======--------=-=========-=-------=== 864 Hagbard Celine, good enough and better than much. My blessing at the 865 nescesary time you shall have. And a favored place in }i own consideration 866 towards other beings. Oh, I don't think neroinhibitors would do a lot to 867 slow down Zog. A brain(nervous system) imparment wouldn't be noticable to 868 us if he could still type. 869 870 Lord Beaker GIP 871 \__/ 0 WOV 872 oo WAG 873 -----==-=-{=--=======-==------========-=------=-======-=--------======-=--=- 081=Usr:221 matt logan 06/02/88 15:03 Msg:1599 Call:10001211 Lines:7 874@ IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; 875@ : Another [mNI[0m test : 876@ GDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD6 877 : Does this work ???????? : 878@ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM< 879  880 082=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 06/02/88 19:46 ]cg:1&00 Call:10001219 Lines:11 881 Phoenix is back. Well, actually Phoenix II. Yes, I've risen from the ashes 882 yet again, just to be a pain.... 883 Lord Beaker, GIP, WOF, WAG, I've a wish. That wish is that you'll stablise my 884 brain so I can0ctop` the Bowie rutine ever six months. Also, would that help 885 my spelling? 886 887 NOAM, so what if I'm a cultist? I was born in the latter days of my.... 888 889 New topic for discution; HONOUR= what is it and why? 890 all0for0now, Phoenix II 891 ^C 083=Usr:447 General Zod 06/02/88 20:08 Msg:1601 Call:10001220 Lines:5 892 This is General ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 893 I have returned. This is what I have 894 waited for, combat with your "best". 895 Come, attack me> Txou shalt die!!!!! 896 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 084=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 06/02/88 21:37 Msg:1602 Call:10001224 Lines:3 897 MY DEEPEST RESPECTS TO THE SYSSTOP, BUT: SOD, WOULD YOU JUST PISS OFF? 898 [NOAM]*****I'LL UNDERSTAND IV I'M DELETED. 899 BYE 085=Usr:322 Stray Cat 06/02/88 21:48 Msg:1603 Call:10001226 Lines:12 900 901 !@^(*&!@#^(&_)(*&@#$&^^)(*@^&#^*)@#($&(^*)(^)#@$+_)*@$#*)+_)@*(*$#&(_)(#&$&&@_ 902 903 Is school out or what? Suddenly all this activity on here and JDs. 904 *HONOR* - a keen sense of right and wrong; adherence to action or principle 905 considered right, as in *NOT* lying ("creative lying?"). 906 907 *SCOUT'S HONOR* - What you say when you're obviously lying (either that or 90(0"tbust me." 909 910 done 911 that's it folks 086=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 06/02/88 23:17 Msg:1604 Call:10001227 Lines:6 912 Well, my problems with honor usually centered around being *inlove* with a girl 913 that was dateing a close friend. 9!4 Resently, I've been feeling my honor being crossed, but I never know why. 915 916 NOAM: here here! 917 ^C 087=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/03/88 00:46 Msg:1605 Call:10001228 Lines:38 918 919 ---{ Are Unicorns Real? Or just in a real sense? }--- 920 I have a proposal: 921 The basis of power is if people believe that it exists. 922 Therefore, if we all agreed that Zitface has no power, then 923 Ergo he will have none. 924 925 All we have to do is declare him a non-entity or fyction, and 926 he shall cease to be, no matter how irritating and incredibly stupid 927 it (not he) can be. Zit will eventually discover that it has to 928 move somewhere else (which is hard for any Zit, I hear...) 929 Honor - to give aligence< ant thereby polorizing (sic) a thought or 930 action. Basically folks, honor is a cheap way to rationalize 931 actions. Before I have a ton of bricks thrown against me 932 by everyone else, consider honor in Japan, the way yt was 933 centuries ago. People died if they lost face, while in the 934 Western Cultures, people were simply ashamed, and lived with 935 it. Which is worse? You would be better off with Faith 936 than wydh honor - because individuals define their own reasons 937 for having Faith in something (that is not to say that Faith 938 is somewhat of a fallacy, either...) while honor is defined 939 by a mass of people. 940 941 \B{GI@|WOF|WAG}, thank you for your kind praise. My witts and prose are 942 at your disposal, 24 hours every day. Many thanks to the others of 943 this board for their kindness in listening to me, too. 944 945 Hagbard Celine, friend of free men, ene}y ov enslavers. 946 Hail Lord Beaker! All Hail Discordia! 947 948 (PS. LB{GIP|WOF|WAG}, I shall be patient. May your power shine upon 949 this small world, and better it for doing so.) 950 (PSS. Noam, don't worry. If you go, I'll probably go to 8I dn't think 951 my doggie ref. was to good for my health) Who knows...) 952 "Ignorance is Bliss" - unknown 953 "when you don't know the facts" - H.C. 954 :-> 955 --------------------------------------------------------------------- 088=Usr:#22 Ctray Cat 06/03/88 06:51 Msg:1606 Call:10001234 Lines:3 956 "Losing face" (unmasking) is usually the best way to accelerate growth. 957 958 089=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/03/88 14:08 Msg:1607 Call:10001238 Lines:11 959 ---{ Harry Coins danceing in Krishna's Pocket }---------------------- 960 Who left the last message? In what context are you refering the 961 growth acceleration to? In a political sense you would cause a revolution. 962 In a personal sense you would certainly chqnge your life rapidly. I 963 just don't quite understand. Please clarify and leave a signature. 964 965 Hagbard Celine 966 "Trust not a man who is rich in flax" 967 "his morals may be sadly lax" 968 969 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||l||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 090=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 06/03/88 14:35 Msg:1608 Call:10001239 Lines:2 970 Oh, life can be cruel, life in Tokyo 971 ^C 091=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/03/88 14:43 Msg:1609 Call:10001240 Lines:8 972 ---{0Fnord. }-------------------------------------------------------- 973 974 Life isn't so hot to begin with. Or is it that we believe that 975 life is a beach, so it seems like one. Maybe life is good, but people 976 choose to make it difficult. 9'7 978 H.C. 979 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 092=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/03/88 15:07 Msg:1610 Call:10001241 Lines:20 980 --=-==-=-=-=---=-===-=---=-=====-=---===-=-=----====-=-===---==---==-----=== 981 A|l Hqil the Great nothing from beyond, for it alone comes closest to not 982 being here! ^^^^^ 983 984 The rubble of minds is the essence of life. All right, that doesn't realy 985 meen anything, but its hard to sound wisdomic all the time. 986 0 987 Hey! A thought just occured to me. Maybe hackysacks can think, but have no 988 way to express themselves. And just think of all the things we've done to 989 the poor creatures. 990 991 A wish for a stable brain I shall grant if as usual, Y'm given time (98 years) 992 993 Hgbrd, 994 Seek and ye may find. Little is posative. 995 All Hail Chaos... 996 Maybe not, but when used with order it can be useful. 997 Lord Beaker \__/ GIP 998 oo 999 ---===-==---=---==-==-{-==It is surley an omen that I enter the last line.--