NUMBER OF LINES: 999 001=Usr:0 Null User 06/30/87 20:34 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19 1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2$************************* INSTALLED: 13 JUL 88 *************************** 3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator 4$************************************************************************** 5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately 8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general 9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the 10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all 11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the 12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data 13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out 14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering 15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to 16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up. 17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18$************************************************************************** 19$ 002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 07/13/88 23:02 Msg:1817 Call:10002429 Lines:4 20 Ah, how different it is to render an account to ourselves and to render 21 an account to the public of ourselves. - Emerson 22 ************************************************************************ 23 003=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/13/88 23:05 Msg:1818 Call:10002430 Lines:13 24 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Once again, guess what???????????????????????? 25 26 IM AT THE TOP!!!!! I'M AT THE TOP!!!!!!! I'M AT THE TOP!!!!!!!! 27 28 Sorry about that, but I am at the top. Well, I guess that this is a new 29 disk, so it must be: 30 31 PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 32 33 Now, Hagbard, if you would be so kind as to open the first lines, we'll 34 have fun. 35 36 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Got a Barrel of Mead and a box of Smurf-ka-bobsssss 004=Usr:98 euell lewis 07/14/88 08:52 Msg:1819 Call:10002438 Lines:4 37 once again, you're wrong .... once again - - IM AT THE TOP !!!! at line 24 .. 38 All along I thought top of the line means " top 'o the line " What really 39 is top of the line? Tough of the line ego trip for a persona non 40 grata. Oh say What? 005=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/14/88 12:33 Msg:1820 Call:10002441 Lines:8 41 KKKKKKurfur Redlig / I hate to disagree, but:::::::::::::::::::::::::: 42 I'm sorry, but I distinctly remember entering line 24. It's got my 43 name on it, doesn't it? I believe the rules are that to be AT THE TOP, 44 you have to actually write something. Unless of course you're Mr. 45 Cistop Mikey, in which case it doesn't count. The SysOp allways gets 46 to be at the top, so his entries don't count (Sorry Mikey). 47 But enough with this petty quibbling, on with the party! 48 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / The Smurfs are getting coldddddddddddddddddd 006=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/14/88 14:00 Msg:1821 Call:10002445 Lines:26 49 -=---=-===-=-=---========-=----------=========-------==-=-=-=-=-=-=-======== 50 Krfr, just how much time do you have on your hands? You must call here a 51 whole lot. Who knows how many times you called when you didn't leave a 52 message? 53 54 It minds the boggle. 55 56 How 'bout this Hgbrd...Though you can't have life without death, it need not 57 be your death that allows for your life. 58 59 Solomen 60 Herculies 61 Apolo 62 Zues 63 A--anyone know who comes here? 64 Mercury? 65 66 The specific and varying information lead me to conclude that although to 67 some extent there is little definition in the problem. I intend to change 68 that. 69 70 Lord G0dd Beaker 71 \__/ 72 oo 73 Ere to the royal throne of 7abernacky. 74 -=-=--=-==-=---=----{==-=------=-===========-=-----------=-==========-=----- 007=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/14/88 15:12 Msg:1822 Call:10002446 Lines:24 75 KKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / My whole life is On-Lineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 76 77 Lord Beaker, the anti-Zod, 78 You're very correct, I do spend a lot of my time here at 79 Backwater II. I can explain this in that because I'm still cursed 80 with part time studenthood (untill around 1995 when I get a PhD 81 in Improbability physics and temporal reajustment) and I'm just a 82 simple Berserker whos Jeep recently had its transmission stripped 83 by his older brother (from 3rd to reverse without the clutch; I'm 84 not going anywhere with things like that), Backwater is the closest 85 thing I've got to a social life. Sounds pretty pitiful, don't it? 86 I don't want to get you down, that's the job of a certain Android 87 I know of, so I'll quit with this line of thought. 88 Someone mentioned the difference between anarchy and anarchism 89 here recently. Wel personally, I find anachronism to be much more 90 fun than both of them. But then, what does my opinion matter, I'm 91 just an average Paranoid Berserker, who's probably boring you 92 to death at the moment. 93 Strangely, 94 Kurfur Redlig 95 96 KKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / a little self abuse never hurt anyoneeeeeeeeee 97 I never knew heir was spelled ere. Who is Krfr? You don't mean Kurfur 98 do you? 008=Usr:245 Doug King 07/14/88 16:44 Msg:1823 Call:10002448 Lines:5 99 100 101 << Brain Picnic >> 102 103 009=Usr:88 scott machaffie 07/14/88 17:18 Msg:1824 Call:10002449 Lines:9 104 Life passes, and so does the chance to same somethng intelligent. 105 Where are the battles, the adventures praised in song for a thousand years? 106 I had thought that this was a new beginning, not a poor refrain from a tired 107 melody. If anyone knows where an adventure worth singing about is to be found, 108 I will throw in my meager abilities. Otherwise, I shall begin my own, perchance 109 ......It is getting late, so I must retire to my room. However, I shall return 110 for breakfast before I depart for les pays etranges. 111 112 the musician 010=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/14/88 20:18 Msg:1825 Call:10002453 Lines:7 113 114 Hello everyone, 115 This is my first entry here at BWII, so I have a question or two I'd like 116 answered. 1. Is the Name An Astral Dreamer taken? 117 2. If not does it sound to obnoxios? 118 119 Well, I'd best let others log on! 011=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/14/88 20:45 Msg:1826 Call:10002455 Lines:9 120 121 122 This Is Phoenix Polymorph II. 123 Does anybody know why Talos has been putting 'Good Bye' messages everywhere? 124 = 125 To whoever asked. Phoenix Polymorph is a name, indeed my name, not a title. 126 the 'II' means 'The second' as this is the second incarnation of the eternal 127 (or is that infernal?) me. 128 ^C 012=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/14/88 21:10 Msg:1827 Call:10002457 Lines:29 129 ------======-----======-------=-==----------==-=-============-=----------=== 130 Keafer, 131 Just wrote your name there in case you call once again without giving 132 anyone time to write something interesting. I have to admit, I used to call 133 just as much but got bored since no one else did. 134 135 Strl Drmr, Hmmm. That dusn't work to well with names that start with a 136 vowel. Astral Dreamer, so far as I know the name is free. Do I need to put 137 the 'The' in front. If not it's not obnoxious in my G0ddly opinion. 138 Welcome to my greatness, may you relish it as I do! 139 140 Hgbrd, 141 I don't actualy have anything to say but I didn't wan't my acting Guru to 142 think the resident G0d in pending would leave him out. HI! 143 144 Message to Cryme: If your reading this you found it. You however did not 145 find what you were suposed to. You may as well give up. :( 146 147 L B 148 e o 149 r a 150 k d 151 G e 152 r I 153 Pending...\__/ 154 oo...WIF 155 WAG 156 TTR 157 -=------=-==-=--{========-=-----------------=-============-=---------=-===== 013=Usr:245 Doug King 07/14/88 22:15 Msg:1828 Call:10002459 Lines:5 158 159 160 << Brain Picnic >> 161 162 014=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/14/88 22:22 Msg:1829 Call:10002460 Lines:2 163 AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 164 Just thought it needed to be said. 015=Usr:4 Milchar 07/14/88 22:44 Msg:1830 Call:10002462 Lines:51 165 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 166 Astral Dreamer: Welcome! The name is not taken, nor has it ever been 167 to my knowledge; however, similar names do not stop the stubborn. I 168 remember a time when Backwater was home to three Doctors. How's that 169 300 baud acoustic working? 170 +++++++++++++ 171 #Awaken,# a voice beckoned. The command went unheard. 172 #Shake off thy slumber. You have more work to do, 'prentice.# 173 A figure stirred from the cold floor, his stiff muscles protesting 174 every motion. His eyes flutterd open, blinking away the mist that clouded 175 his vision. His eyes sought the source of the voice, to no. 176 #How do you feel?# asked the presence. 177 "....weak. I t-thought I was dead." 178 #No. Merely....'suspended.' Do you remember me?# 179 He searched his memories. They had an indistinct quality to them, 180 like yesterday's daydreams. "No. Who are you?" 181 #I was at one time your master. Now do you remember?# 182 "I...uh....Dimat? Where are you? Where are we? How did I come to 183 be here? Why..." stuttered the figure. 184 #Slow down. I am here. We are here. 'Here' is a place that really 185 is nowhere, a bubble universe of sorts. You were placed here just before 186 the Great Change. You have work to do.# sent the being. 187 "But why was I chosen? What is it you would have me do?" 188 #One of your last acts upon the multiverse was to bestow your 189 mana, your ability for magick, upon your gnome apprentice. There has been 190 a prophesy: your apprentice's own mana will grow, and with your own his 191 powers will consume him. If allowed to go his own way, he will cause 192 ruin upon ruin to visit the multiverse. It is your responsibility to restore 193 the balance you have upset.# 194 "I must take back the mana? I did not know it could be done. It is 195 given only when one is near death." 196 #There is only one way. Your apprentice must die. As he dies, your 197 mana will return to you.# 198 The figure turned white. "I...m-must kill him? My trusted friend, 199 the one who I gifted with all of my magick? I cannot!" 200 #You must. If you do not, eventually more than one reality will 201 cease to exist. Among the potential casualties is Celene.# 202 "Not Celene! Grann would never..." 203 #He will! Unless he is stopped now, his powers will grow daily until 204 he cannot resist the temptation to play god.# 205 "I wil seek him out, persuade him... the future cannot be so dark!" 206 #Seeking him will suffice for now. You will see.# 207 "If I must do this thing, how will I do it? I have no magick." 208 A slender rod appeared on the floor near the figure. He gently 209 took it, examining it carefully. "Zelgar's wand! I had thought never to 210 see it again!" 211 #It was recovered after you lost it. You know it to be a powerful 212 talisman. Use it.# 213 "I don't know," said Milchar, "if I can kill my friend Grann, 214 Even to save the universe." 215 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 016=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/15/88 00:08 Msg:1831 Call:10002466 Lines:15 216 Ingredients: Carbonated Water 217 Carmel Color 218 Natural Flavors 219 Aspartame(Nutrasweet Brand) 220 Phospheroric Acid 221 Sodium Benzoate(Preservative) 222 Monosodiumhosphate 223 Lactic Acid 224 Polyentnylene Glycol 225 Camp Director 226 227 Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine 228 Yeah. . .sure thing. 229 Notice, no caffine. Keeps you awake, without the nasty side 230 effects. 017=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/15/88 08:16 Msg:1832 Call:10002474 Lines:1 231 So what is it? 018=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/15/88 11:16 Msg:1833 Call:10002479 Lines:6 232 233 . . . and where do you get it??? 234 235 No-Name bit the dust? No answer. Merewyn, if you're out there, I want you 236 to know I was enjoying your tale. I'd like to read about them ten years later 237 (when the magic's worn off)! 019=Usr:52 sandy mcgrath 07/15/88 15:15 Msg:1834 Call:10002488 Lines:2 238 No-Name has not bit the dust yet.. Just changing homes and re-hooking 239 phone lines.... 020=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/15/88 16:54 Msg:1835 Call:10002489 Lines:4 240 FVDJMEY FGUEJK TFDGYX.0UHWEJK 241 242 243 DONE 021=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/15/88 20:03 Msg:1836 Call:10002495 Lines:8 244 245 Hello again, 246 It is me, Astral dreamer. I would say that a the on the beggining of my name 247 would probably be inapropriate, There are I am sure many Astral Dreamers out 248 there 249 250 Many thanks, An Astral Dreamer. 251 022=Usr:245 Doug King 07/15/88 21:06 Msg:1837 Call:10002497 Lines:5 252 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 253 Attention! No-Name is not down! It is just being moved to a new and improved 254 location! Should be up tomarrow (Saturday) or the next day (Sunday). 255 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 256 023=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/15/88 21:40 Msg:1838 Call:10002499 Lines:14 257 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_ 258 snailhead 259 260 Glad to hear NoName is slated to return... 261 262 I would guess that the "A" in Shazam stood for either Achilles or 263 Agamemnon (obviously I don't actually remember...) 264 I haven't been around for a couple of days. Is Twitdom still alive 265 and well, thriving and writing messages that are sometimes difficul 266 to distinguish from line noise? 267 snailhead says bye <---------- 268 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 269 T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T 270 024=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/15/88 21:52 Msg:1839 Call:10002500 Lines:13 271 Camp Director 272 You can get it at your local market. 273 It's Cafredidocp. 274 Camp Director 275 Weird name eh? Not Camp 276 277 Director, but Caf---Blahblahblah. The only thing I hate is that it makes you 278 wanna urin No, not really. I'm a poet and I don't know it. 279 280 done 281 s/ 282 s/ 283 /s 025=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/15/88 23:07 Msg:1840 Call:10002503 Lines:27 284 283 285 283 286 283 287 283 288 283 289 283 290 283 291 283 292 283 293 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283 294 295 THIS IS Trokin Korka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 296 New user, and after reading the old messages, hater of Zod & Bozo Pi 297 rate! Hello to all of you fellow non-strait jacketed people! I ready to enter 298 into an adventure that will be an epic for future generations! So, when do we s 299 tart? 300 301 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283 302 283 303 283 304 283 305 283 306 283 307 283 308 283 309 283 310 283 026=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 07/16/88 08:20 Msg:1841 Call:10002511 Lines:17 311 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 312 Soberness hit me like a jolt. 313 "Hagbard, did you feel that?" "Hagbard!" "HAGBARD!!" 314 Apparently not. Even shouting in his ear failed to stop th snoring. What 315 was it I had felt. A tremor, but notf earth, rather of soul. An old 316 presence was in the air, or in the csmos somehow. It was frienfly, but very 317 troubled. I remembered it from before, but I couldn't remember what before 318 was. And Hagbard's world was in danger. Not right now, but danger. Maybe 319 that was our quest, to save Celene. 320 I pulled a metal pitcher and large spoon from the shelf behind the bar. 321 CLANG! BANG! CLANG! CLANG! 322 "ARISE, YOU SLAGGARDS, ADVENTURE AWAITS! THE PARTY WAS GOOD, BUT IT IS TIME 323 TO PAY FOR OUR EXISTENCE!" 324 Slow stirrings around me, I made one mor clang on the pitcher, and openned 325 my pouch to set up a breakfast feast. 326 [][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 327 027=Usr:4 Milchar 07/16/88 11:46 Msg:1842 Call:10002514 Lines:5 328 329 Regarding SHAZAM: You've got Apollo in there, why not Athene? 330 331 332 028=Usr:245 Doug King 07/16/88 15:57 Msg:1843 Call:10002518 Lines:4 333 334 335 << Brain Picnic >> 336 029=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/16/88 16:39 Msg:1844 Call:10002520 Lines:5 337 "They have killed the Great Sun Jester 338 Who danced between the stars..." 339 340 ^C 341 030=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 07/16/88 17:20 Msg:1845 Call:10002521 Lines:7 342 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@USER 283###################### 343 Bartender Slug! I helped T.Tiger set up those phone lines- He is 344 Having a slight problem with them. Is up intemittenly. Should be 345 up tonight. Good Luck! 346 ---------------KEV C. 347 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Sometime before No-Name will be up## 348 031=Usr:428 Mercury X 07/16/88 21:16 Msg:1846 Call:10002524 Lines:20 349 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 350 Could someone tell me the ph# of No-name? (It is a bbs??) Thanks! 351 352 "Do you know what we are, Dr.? We are cultures in a bacteria dish! Think 353 about it. When you have a culture and you sterilize it, do the germs know 354 where the heat comes from? We are a culture surounded by a ring of peni- 355 cillin. When our intellects stray too far, when we probe our own existence, 356 then we must die. I have strayed too far. With every thought I go deeper 357 into the penicillin. The personas in the other world decided to develop 358 a strain for mechanical apitude in th 1800s(Industrial Revolution), and 359 then let it spread. It went from coal, to steam, to electricty, and now 360 atoms. Now the personas realize they have let it spread too far. So they 361 must sterilize the dish that we thrive in. How would they do that? Everybody 362 is afraid that an atomic war is inenvitable. If we develop an atomic shield 363 then we would have a shield. I can work out the shield, but it will take 364 almost my last breath. With every note, every scrawl, every diagram, I go 365 deeper into the penicillin. Yet if we finish this, we just might make it! 366 367 --"Breeds There a Man", by Isaac Asimov 368 (((((((JUL 16((((((((((((((Mercury)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 032=Usr:245 Doug King 07/16/88 21:34 Msg:1847 Call:10002525 Lines:3 369 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 370 Thanx for the info Kev about No-Name, I was wondering why it wasn't up tonite. 371 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 033=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 07/17/88 00:58 Msg:1848 Call:10002533 Lines:8 372 *@%#@)*%#)_@%*_)#!(%!+_)%+~_#(%~+_(#%+@(@+!*^$_&^@_+~%~+_(%$@_)%&*~_+%*#_~@~+%* 373 Methinks I heard some more Blue Oyster Cult above there somewhere.... Always 374 remember, never forget "Dominance and Submission!" 375 (@_)#%@_)(%@)_#(%_@(%@_#(%)_@#(% L'homme sans Parity @*%#*@#_%*#)_#*)_!(%+!%(!% 376 377 BLESSED are the meek? I say the meek shall inherit the earth. The rest 378 shall inherit the stars. 379 //////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 034=Usr:109 Legue Human 07/17/88 02:29 Msg:1849 Call:10002534 Lines:8 380 Well, Well, Well, 381 Summer is coming but it is kind of out.... 382 who cares. :-) 383 384 385 386 . 387  035=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/17/88 02:50 Msg:1850 Call:10002535 Lines:10 388 389 I sleep, and in this sleep I dream, but is it a dream. In the distance 390 I hear a subtle calling. 391 392 What could it be? I aproach, and as I get closer I see what appears to be 393 a tavern of somesort. There is somthing important about to happen here, 394 I think I will wait and see what it is... 395 396 An Astral Dreamer. 397 036=Usr:88 scott machaffie 07/17/88 08:56 Msg:1851 Call:10002540 Lines:7 398 I look up. Someone is at the door, someone who looks like trouble. He 399 is wearing a long black coat over a black shirt and black pants. He carries 400 a sword in a black scabard. I seem to recall this person, but I don't remember 401 his name. He once killed an entire village, including the women and children 402 because they had offended him. I fear he may be too much for anyone to handle. 403 404 the musician 037=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 10:36 Msg:1852 Call:10002541 Lines:28 405 KKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Back from battle (throwing darts at Smurfs))))) 406 407 How 'bout dis un: 408 "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!" 409 do you know what dis means to your average Berserker? 410 Well basically we think that it says that if we live honorably by the 412 sword in life, we shall die honorably by the sword in battle, rather than 413 wait for death to find us cowering in our beds. 414 I have been told that this interpretation of the above statement isn't 415 correct, and that it actually has a different meaning. Is this true? 416 417 Also, one of the reasons I find Nuclear war so repugnant is because of 418 the above statement. You can't issue a challenge to a warhead, and where 419 is the honor in slaughtering innocent (or at least uninvolved) people with 420 such a weapon? Tis better to have One on one duel between the leaders (any 421 type of challenge, it need not be combat) than to slaughter the subjects. 422 I should much rather die to a worthy opponent than to a mindless missile. 423 424 Also, To all you new users out there, Welcome and Well Met. I am Kurfur 425 Redlig (local berserker), the least of the personalities on this board. 426 I say to you, Have Fun, Make Friends, Write a Lot (we don't critisize), 427 and, if you have any information on the Identities of our two local twits, 428 please tell me. I'm going to find them and give them a sound scolding. 429 430 But enough of me! On to other persons more interesting entries! 431 432 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Huh? I don't understandddddddddddddddddddddddddd 038=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/17/88 14:18 Msg:1853 Call:10002546 Lines:22 433 -=-======-=------====-=-----------=-==========-=---------=-===========------ 434 Well, I'm probably more interesting! If somebody doesn't agree then there 435 wrong...or right. It could always go either way. But why should it. How 436 'bout if we just leave this one in the middle for eternity. WOW. 437 438 Hey I say a U F O last night. I doubt it was an alien space ship, but you 439 never know. n l b I do wish I knew what it was. I'll probably never know 440 though. i y j Come to tink of it, it might not have been flying, it was 441 just sort d i e of sitting there. U S O ? Nah! 442 e n c 443 Well. Wellwellwell. Hmmmm. I guess I can't think of anything to say. 444 Come to think of it, I guess I haven't yet. 445 n g t 446 t 447 i 448 f 449 How do you spell unidentified? 450 451 Lord Beaker \__/ 452 oo 453 WIF WAG TTR GIP... 454 -=-=-=--{==========-=----------=-==========-=---------=-==========------=-== 039=Usr:245 Doug King 07/17/88 16:42 Msg:1854 Call:10002550 Lines:5 455 456 457 << Brain Picnic >> 458 459 040=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 17:46 Msg:1855 Call:10002555 Lines:10 460 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Yo' Beaker (lord g0d or whatever)))))))))))))))))) 461 462 Question: 463 What colour was it? 464 465 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Short, but totally missing the pointttttttttttttt 466 467 468 Where'd our two resident morons go. We need someone to laugh at!! 469 041=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/17/88 19:34 Msg:1856 Call:10002559 Lines:2 470 Yikes! my cursor has disappered! 471 Camp>Director>Camp>DirectorCamp>DirectorDirector, jeese that must of been a hell of a border to type...Hey, 478 where are our twits. I think I sort of miss them. Nah! 479 480 Wheres Hagbard????? 481 482 LB GIP WIF WAG TTR \__/ 483 oo 484 ------=-=--{----==============-------=-=-------=-========------=-======-=--- 043=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/17/88 20:02 Msg:1858 Call:10002562 Lines:9 485 486 &*&*&*'s 487 As I Watch I see a man dressed in black approach the Inn. There is somthing 488 about him that makes me uncomfortable. I feel That He can sense my presence, 489 So I withdraw farther from this place. 490 491 I hover, Shutting myself off from the world for a time. 492 493 &*&*&*'s 044=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/17/88 20:47 Msg:1859 Call:10002564 Lines:11 494 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_ 495 snailhead 496 497 Kurfur--your interpretation of that sword cliche is probably entirely 498 correct. Funny though, it never really occurred to me to read it that way. 499 I always though it meant that if you go through life brandishing your 500 sword, sooner or later (and probably sooner) somebody's gonna skewer you 501 with HIS. Just reflects my own bleeding heart pacifistic tendencies 502 I suppose... 503 <<------ later 045=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 21:24 Msg:1860 Call:10002565 Lines:6 505 KKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Back to un-realityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 506 507 Wassrong wit' "colour"? In some certain north sea islands that is the 508 proper way to spell it. 509 510 Suggestion on how to deal with this man in black: 046=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/17/88 21:30 Msg:1861 Call:10002566 Lines:4 511 Ask him what his business is, and, if ee's up to no good, ask him to 512 leave. 513 514 KKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Goddam line noise {}{}(}}{(*^}{}|||||||||||||||| 047=Usr:245 Doug King 07/17/88 22:14 Msg:1862 Call:10002570 Lines:5 515 516 517 << Brain Picnic >> 518 519 048=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/17/88 23:35 Msg:1863 Call:10002571 Lines:34 520 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~ 521 522 That border was a heck of a lot easier to design than my first one, 283' 523 s are terrible to work with. General Zod! Border Pirate! If you're out there, 524 please come back, we neeeed somepeople to laugh at! The all wise pyramid shall 525 526 SEEEEK YOU OOUUTT! 527 /\ 528 / \ 529 / \ 530 / \ 531 / \ 532 / \ 533 / \ 534 / \ 535 / \ 536 / \ 537 / \ 538 / Nothing can hide \ 539 / \ 540 / from THE PYRAMID!!!! \ 541 / \ 542 / \ 543 / \ 544 / \ 545 / \ 546 547 editor's note: Due to the gargantuan nature of Trokin's pyramid, we are forced 548 to limit the sketch of it to less than 0.0000000001% of its true size, in 549 order to conserve disk space for future haters of Zit and Bozo Pirate. 550 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~ 551 \ 552 553 049=Usr:4 Milchar 07/18/88 00:09 Msg:1864 Call:10002572 Lines:52 554 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 555 It was a dark road Milchar travelled, a dark road indeed. 556 It wound between realities, held in place by forces larger than any 557 mortal had wielded, created as if an afterthought by a being he had 558 once known, but now seemed to be a complete stranger. Milchar shook his 559 head, confused, and continued his long journey. 560 Centuries- or perhaps only hours- later, the road he followed 561 entered a tunnel, blacker than the darkest night he had known. With 562 a little trepidation, he entered it. 563 Instantly, Milchar found himself upon another road, of the more 564 common sort. It was narrow and twisted quickly out of sight in both 565 directions, leaving no clue as to which was the best to follow. After 566 mentally flipping a coin, the tired mage turned left, wondering where it 567 led, if anywhere. 568 +++++++++++++++++++ 569 "Careful there, Grann!" jeered a voice. "The Karegi are hungry 570 tonight!" 571 The gnome ignored it. He was confident his abilities would more 572 than suffice for this contest. Karegi, he knew, were vicious carnivores 573 and magickal, to boot- but they could be controlled through magick. 574 The spell was simple, but it drained energy from its user as it worked. 575 This contest was as simple as the spell- last longer than any of the other 576 contestants. 577 The Karegi Grann controlled was female- Grann had drawn lots for 578 the creature to control, and he knew females fought the spell harder. His 579 bad luck. Darrin, on the other hand, had been lucky and drawn the runt of 580 the pack. 581 Both contestants stood in an animal pen with their animals. There 582 were also two chunks of meat within the pen, to distract the Karegi long 583 enough to allow the contestants to get out with their hides intact. 584 Sweat began to pour over Darrin's features as his own mana level 585 dropped, exhaustion creeping closer. Grann, to his suprise, felt fine- 586 and already the contest had broken the village's record. He could not help 587 but smile at Darrin, much to the rage of the other. 588 Suddenly, Darrin's Karegi turned to face Grann. Hunger shone through 589 those cold eyes. Its muscles tensed to spring- 590 Reflex took over. Grann's female leapt up to meet the male, blocking 591 its way. Darrin had jumped out of the pen, afraid for his life, not seeing 592 what had happened but knowing he had lost control. 593 Grann's mind reached out with another spell- 594 He had both Karegi under his control. 595 The gnome watched the two Karegi sit absolutely still for a few 596 moments, and then calmly walked to the gate of the pen and let himself out. 597 The instant the latch was in place both animals sprang for the door, their 598 large mass hitting it and shaking the entire pen. 599 Onlookers stared in amazment. The award ceremony followed next, and 600 the village cheered for their strongest mage. It was some time before 601 Grann could return home, alone. 602 "Apprentice!" he yelled as he returned to his laboratory. A gnome 603 lad popped in from nowhere. "Fetch me the old book. It's happening again. 604 My power is growing rapidly, and I must know why." 605 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar +++++++ July 18, 1988 +++++++++++++++++ 050=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/18/88 00:55 Msg:1865 Call:10002573 Lines:23 606 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~ 607 608 HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! 609 You with the pyramid, you shall never discover me!!!! I have decided 610 on random annoyance and border piracy to best irritate you. No one is safe. 611 Be sure you know who's really speaking, for I shall twit with all identities, 612 and never be stopped! 613 THIS BOARD SHALL NEVER BE RID OF ME, FOR I AM...... 614 615 !!!!!!!!!!!THE BORDER PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!! 616 617 ~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~```````~~~~~~~ 618 619 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Damn, it's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 620 621 Well, now you've gone and done it Kurfur. (talking to myself again). 622 623 You asked for it to return (for something to ridicule) and it did. 624 625 Kurfur, I hope you've learned your lesson. Never mention a twit. It draws 626 its attention to you. 627 628 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Will it go away again???????????????????????????? 051=Usr:112 EL FLAMMBE' 07/18/88 12:50 Msg:1867 Call:10002585 Lines:9 629 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 630 631 Hi Lord Beaker, GIP, and all you others. This is fun, Beaker, thanks for the 632 tip. I really like the stories, and even Gen. Zod and The Border Pirate have 633 their charm, although best in small, SMALL doses. Type you soon. 634 635 EL FLAMMBE' 636 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 637 052=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/18/88 13:25 Msg:1868 Call:10002587 Lines:16 638 -=-=-=------=---------=-========-=-======-=---------------=-=====-=--------= 639 I see you made it Flamme, or is that my imagination, or is it yours. Your 640 massages and such will look better if'n ya don't type in the last three 641 spaces. But of couse that of course is your choice of course of course. 642 643 Kufur, provided that wasn't a clever message left by the border twit, don't 644 panic. Now we have something to complain about, to insult, to threaten, and 645 to do whatever else politness keeps us from doing to non-twits. Where's 646 Hgbrd, d'U NO? 647 648 Lord G0d emperor Beaker 649 \__/ GIP 650 oo WIF 651 WAG 652 TTR 653 -=-=-{=-======-=-----------====-=-======-=============-----------=-=-======- 053=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/18/88 13:48 Msg:1869 Call:10002588 Lines:14 654 KKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Booga booga booga booge (don't ask))))))))))))))) 655 656@I just thought of something, (amazing isn't it), Zod and the pirate are here 657@just for the sake of annoying us, right? So if they can't annoy us, they'll 658@go away. I suggest that we encourage them to act stupid so that eventually 659@they'll get tired of irritating us and go away. 660@ 661@KKKKKKurfur Redlig / I told you not to ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 662@ 663 664 AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 665 Gesundheit! 666 667 ^C 054=Usr:245 Doug King 07/18/88 16:41 Msg:1870 Call:10002597 Lines:5 668 669 670 << Brain Picnic >> 671 672 055=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/18/88 18:07 Msg:1871 Call:10002598 Lines:4 673 "...They have stripped him of his manhood, 674 Signs of Venius and of Mars..." 675 676 ^C 056=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/18/88 19:56 Msg:1872 Call:10002603 Lines:13 677 HELLO. My name is Trine. As John LeCarre reminds us: Self Expression is the 678 companion of logic. A man who cannot speak properly, cannot think properly. ( 679 and by that criterion Mr. Dukakis is circcised from the neck up. 680 681 ? 682 ! 683 end 684 save 685 hmm. 686 EX 687 sigh. 688 Let me paraphrase the above. ". . . who does not read the commands is circumci 689 sed from the n" ? 057=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/18/88 20:18 Msg:1873 Call:10002604 Lines:5 690 TRINE would also like to know, what are the suction cups for? DOes anyone know 691 or care? If I do not find out, life for me will no longer be a feast. It will 692 be a predicament. It will most certainly not be an Adventure. I pray for an 693 answer 694 058=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/18/88 21:45 Msg:1874 Call:10002608 Lines:16 695 696 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_ 697 snailhead 698 699 howdy trine. 700 'circumcised from the neck up'--I love it. 701 I'm hardly a big Dukakis fan, but 702 at least his command of verbal skills is sufficient 703 to the extend that he need not resort of the use of such phrases as 704 "deep doo-doo". 705 <<-------- bye <> 706 at least I didn't say 707 <> 708 argh, I said it... 709 710@ 059=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/18/88 22:34 Msg:1875 Call:10002610 Lines:25 711 712 &*&*&*'s 713 714 My short rest had rejuvinated me. I came out of my meditation and began 715 to move with purpose through the ether. There was A place I must go, A 716 weapon I must pick up. 717 718 As I moved I was very carfull to be sure that I was not followed, My path 719 could not be vissible if I was to be succesfull. After much time I came 720 to the place I had been seeking. It was small pocket in this other space 721 I traveled, Unknown to all but me. I checked the seal carfully to be sure 722 that none had entered and was relieved to see that all was well, 723 724 going through I was carfull to reset the wards and traps. I went to the small 725 room that sat in the middle of the clearing that was the entire extent of 726 this land. I entered the building slowly, I did not want to disturb the device 727 that sat there, there were things that I must do in order to make it safe for 728 me to approach to closly. 729 It sat as I had last seen it, A small grey orb that pulsed with power. 730 I paused a moment to build my concentration. With a long outtake of 731 breath I began the ritual. 732 733 An Astral Dreamer 734 735 &*&*&*'s 060=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/18/88 22:52 Msg:1876 Call:10002611 Lines:10 736 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Rats, writer's blockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 737 738 To one of the few qualified Astral Dreamers in the world, 739 Sorry about that long title, bur how is one supposed to express 'an' 740 in second person (I think)? 741 Nice tale, I very much like it. Please do continue. I'm at the edge 742 of my seat (throne, couch, etc.). The suspense is killin' me. What 743 happ'ns next? 744 745 KKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / majQa' 'ach, a' tugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 061=Usr:245 Doug King 07/18/88 23:05 Msg:1877 Call:10002612 Lines:5 746 747 748 << Brian Picnic >> 749 750 062=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 07/18/88 23:11 Msg:1878 Call:10002613 Lines:4 751 "God licked my brain - ho ha" 752 Is there meaning behind this, or are you just copying a graffito of the 753 approach to Ross Island Bridge? 754 063=Usr:435 JUSTIN TIME 07/18/88 23:30 Msg:1879 Call:10002615 Lines:5 755 Psycho here- 756 "Microwaves-just one more reason for bachelors to 757 remain bachelors." 759 *** OVER & OUT *** 064=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/18/88 23:56 Msg:1880 Call:10002617 Lines:7 760 "...the synics left him weapin' 761 and the jackles left him torn. 762 Now the jester reaches out blind 763 and he can touch the stars 764 no more." 765 766 ^C 065=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/19/88 12:04 Msg:1881 Call:10002637 Lines:7 767 768 uh, I believe we heard you the first time . . . . 769 770 771 about the microwaves, that is. 772 773 Justin the Blue used to say that. Anybody heard from Justin? 066=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/19/88 12:18 Msg:1882 Call:10002638 Lines:12 774 Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religiou 775 s conviction: Pascal and Trine 776 777 null is having to say nothing at all 778 779 "what else is there?" asks Trine. "You may look upon life as an 780 unprofitable episode, disturbing the blessed calm of 781 non-existence." :Shopenhauer. 782 783 Trine would still pray to know what the suction cups are for. 784 785 067=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/19/88 13:58 Msg:18830Cal|*10002645 Lines:9 786 ----=-=------=-=============-=---------=-=========-=-----------=-=-==-====-- 787 ARG! People are begining to forget how useful borders and signetures and 788 the like are. 789 790 Help I'm lost...No here I am. 791 7)2 LB\__/ 793 oo GIP 794 -=-{-=-======-=----------=-===========-=-------------=-===========-=-------= 068=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/19/88 14:23 Msg:1884 Call:10002646 Lines:10 795 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ '96  797 Trine will pay five dollars cash to he who first tells him of 798 methods, correct to Adventure, for using the suction cups. 799 800 "The thought of suicide isa great consolation: by means of it one 801 gets through mqny q bad night" : Neitzshe 802 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 803 804 069=Usr:245 Doug King 07/19/88 16:21 Msg:1885 Call:10002648 Lines:4 805 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>>> 806 I've always thought that suction cups were invented for the sole purpose of 807 attaching your Garfield to the window of your car. Is true? 808 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 070=Ucr:8$ Michael Miller j 07/19/88 17:25 Msg:1886 Call:10002655 Lines:49 809 810 &*&*&*'s 811 812 When I came out of the sleep I knew that somthing must be wrong. 813 The ritual had not gone as it should have, The binding was not complete. As 81$0I cqme to myself I noticed an old man in green robs standing beside me. 815 816 "Certam" I said realizing who it was who stood before me. "But you are 817 dead!" I exclaimed. 818 819 "Death is not important in times such as these wanderer (He hat always 820 called me this.) You have I am afraid made a grave mistake. 821 822 "What do you mean master?" 823 "Think back, why did you come here?" 824 "To bind myself to the orb, there is great danger!" 825 "And were is this danger?" 826 "Uuhhx, I0do not remember. No wait, There was a man, all dressed in black!" 827 "Yes, And why is he dangerouse?" 828 "I do not remember." 829 "I'm affraid aprentice that you have made a grave error. Your mind has been 830 tampered with, a guise was put upon0iou." 831 "It cannot be, I would know if such a thing were to happen!" 832 "Your youth betrays you, I had hoped that I had taught you that there 833 can never be certainty in the realms that you travel. You were sent 834 here for a reason, And that wac0to wet the Orb. It sensed this, And so 835 the binding did not go well. If the guise had not been strong and your 836 felling of danger real it would not have worked at all." 837 "Who did this, The man in black?" 838 "I do not know, He may have been o~ly q distraction. The real threat may lay 839 elsewere. You know what it means to be bound to the Orb don't you?" 840 "Yes." 841 "And do you know what it means to be bound to the Orb improperly?" 842 "It has never been mentioned between us." 843 "Yuc, Y had not known myself when I walked these realms. I have been sent 844 to tell you what will come to pass if you do not complete the task that 845 has been set for you wonderer." 846 "What task Master." 847 "That you must find out for yourself. You knog that the path to 848 enlightenment is not always an easy one. If you do not find this path 849 and complete it you will be slowly consumed by the power of the Orb. 850 Even now it begins to draw from you. I will give you now what power 851 I can0spare, It may prolong your time, but you must hurry!" 852 "Where am I to go!" 853 "That is for you to decide aprentice." and so saying he fadded into 854 nothingness. 855 856 An Astral Dreamer. 857 &*&*&*'s 071=Usr:272 Talos 07/19/8(019:56 Msg:1887 Call:10002659 Lines:4 858 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*> 859 I am not dead. 860 Talos Valheru 861 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*> 072=Usr:)6 Sdeve LaPlante 07/19/88 21:29 Msg:1888 Call:10002660 Lines:9 862 863 864 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 865 Life is a magazine, Trine thinks. 866 867 868 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^N^^^N^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 869 870 073=Usr:78 Mark Derby 07/19/88 22:34 Msg:1889 Call:10002664 Lines:7 871 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_ 872 snailhead 873 8'4 yes, I was just copying the Ross Island Bridge message. 875 and I certainly hope it doesn't mean anything. 876 877 ---------->> bye 074=Usr:245 Doug King 07/20/88 00:47 Msg:1890 Call:10002668 Lines:4 878 << Brain Picnic Here>> Snail heat you haven't been copying the Ross Island 879 Bridge message, it has been me. If you are going to take credit for something 880 make it something you have done. Thank you. 881 << Brain Picnic >><< Brain Picnic>><< Brain Picnic >><< Brain Picnic>>>>>>>.>>> 075=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/20/88 10:10 Msg:1891 Call:10002676 Lines:20 882 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / etc. etc. etc. etc. (redundant,huh?)))))))) 883 884 Hey, L. Beaker, some of us still believe in borders. If we didn't, we 8(5 wouldn't know who we are. 886 887 Trine, Question: 888 What suction cups? Any ones in particular? 889 890 How bout dis'un: 891 I think, therefore, I am. 892 What if you try not to think? Wouldn't it mean that you're trying not to 893 uxict too? How do I know that I'm not just a figment of L. Beaker's 894 imagination? How do we know that this board isn't just a figment of Gen. 895 Zod's imagination (nah, he doesn't sound intelligent enough to have an 896 imagination), horrid thoughd0though? What if I'm a figment of L. Beaker's 897 imagination, and L. Beaker is a figment of my imagination? 898 899 Deep thoughts for someone trying not to exist (or think for that matter). 900 901 KKKKKKKKurfur Redl Goosnargh (nothing else to sqi))9)))))))))))))))) 076=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/20/88 10:40 Msg:1892 Call:10002678 Lines:8 902 903 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 904 905 KKKKurfur, fursur, we know you're not a figment . . . you've filled two 906 disks in less than 15 days . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 908 909 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 077=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 07/20/88 11:36 Msg:1893 Call:10002680 Lynec:17 910 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 911 912 rine answers: The suction cups you find when you go 913 Southeast and North from the Hall of the Mountain 914 King. Two iuars0have passed and I am but a Junior 915 Master, with 450 of the possible 580. CP/M Adv.com. 916 We all have our special poisons. Ah, but I can 917 get into the safe just down from the Hall! 918 0 0 The cups . . . . the cups . . . as Marlon 919 would say: "The horror . . . . the horror 920 of it all." 921 922 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 923 0 -- Trine 924 925 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 926 078=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 07/20/88 13:00 Msg:1894 Call:10002682 Lines:11 927 --=-========-=-----------===-=======-=----------=-========--------=-======== 928 Cut it out Kufur! Your makeing me think to much. Hey, is there a ratio 929 here? The more you think the more you are! Wow! Gen. Zod must have been 930 existing on instinks (sound it out) alonu! 931 932 Hi ho! Hi ho, its off to bed I go! 933 934 Bye... 935 LB\__/ 936 oo 937 -=--=-===---{=========-----------=-==========-=======-=============---=-==== 079=Usr:245 Doug King 07/20/88 16:58 Msg:1895 Call:10002698 Lines:5 93(  939 940 << Brain Picnic >> (The real one, not Snailhead) 941 942 080=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/20/88 17:11 Msg:1896 Call:10002699 Lines:18 943 KKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / Whassis? Actual Response?????????????????????? 944 945 I can7d believe that you people actually responded. Usually, I write 946 things and people compulsively ignore them (did I use that phrase right?). 947 Or maybe I just imagined that you responded. Or maybe you just imagined 948 that I imagined that you respo~ded> Or maybe..... Hold it, this is gettin 949 redundant. Somebody must be doing the imaginating, though (I hope it isn't 950 a twit). Ya know, this is scary. How do we know what is real and what 951 is imagined? If we can't make sure that things are bual,0then nothing may 952 be real. If nothing is real, then none of us exist, which means that we 953 should quit imagining that we are, and get a firm grip on unreality. 954 Therefore, it's no use wasting this non-existant disk space, because 955 theru's nobody out there to read it, and nobody here to write it. 956 I would like a response to this. Please leave an unreal message that is 957 within the imagination of whoever thinks I exist. 958 959 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig / If one thing can't be beal, then nothing issssss 960 081=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/20/88 17:41 Msg:1897 Call:10002700 Lines:2 961 962 082=Usr:322 Stray Cat 07/20/88 19:38 Msg:1898 Call:10002704 Lines:13 963 964 &%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&^% )65  966 You think, therefore you are. At least you think you thought or I did. I 967 don't think anything is really real, at least I hope not. Imagining is more 968 fun, for a while anyway. 969 970 But did you know that if you run out of checks, yu can write a check on a 972 deposit slip? I know because I did it today. 973 974 &%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%~&%&%~&%~&%~& . . . . and that's the truth! 975 083=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 07/20/88 21:22 Msg:1899 Call:10002711 Lines:13 976 \!\!\!\!\!\!!\!|!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!, etc 977 Have any of you considered the counter phrase "I eat therfore I am" ? 978 I would say that in order to eat you would have to exist by the first 979 bite, In this case you would have had to exist prior to the0dime you 980 ate. But I how could you verify your existance befor having eaten? 981 982 And, If you cannot verify your existence then why bother to eat. 983 Perhaps if you do not think about it you will cease to exist, and thus 984 never have dxe oppurtunity to prove your existance by the saying 985 quoted in the first text line of this entry. 986 987 James of Cassandra. 988 \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!, and so on. 084=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/20/88 21:34 Msg:1900 Call:10002712 Linus:3 989 990 Who can trust a bunch of vague sensory perceptions? What do they know? 991 085=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 07/20/88 21:57 Msg:1901 Call:10002714 Lines:8 992 *** 993 I love it! Some people can't even spell their graffiti correctly? Dit I see 994 a brian picnic up there somewhere? Yes, I did. Hey El-Marko Master, try to 995 copy something easy next, time, like HELL COWS. Two four letter words, no 996 complex poly-syllables or anything touch like that. Ah yes, the electronic 997 scribbling that refreshes. 998 999 ///////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\