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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW TO MAKE A PIZOOKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this file is about making a pizooka....you are probably wondering: what the fuck is a pizooka?
well, a pizooka is a bottle filled with piss&syrup this is a fucking dirty mixture and does
wonders on the mental condition of a man (or woman):-p

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the materials and production:

materials:

- a empty botttle (must be plastic!) i suggest a flexible one...say, an old shampoo bottle.
- some syrup (makes the mixture sticky and thick)
- your own piss (not so hard to obtain...i think!)

production process:

- take the bottle and unscrew the cap

- poor some syrup in the bottle (i always fill it 1/3 with the syrup)

- then the hardest part, piss in the bottle until its almost full (i suggest 5/6)
  (i always make a mess...so do it outside or something!)

- after the bottle is filled...you have to mix the stuff, so shake it for a minute or so
  (with the fucking cap on you dumbasss!)

  now you have your own instant pissing tool! 

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usage:

- i have found the pizooka usefull for:

- the asshole next-door! (his or her car)

- the paper boy (put the stuff in his paper bag!)

- cars!.....absolute fun...put it on the door handle or on the windshield!!!

- on houses and frontdoors, windows etc.

- animals!.....put it on a cat...guess what a drag it is to clean a fucked-up cat!

- children!.......that nasty little fuck nextdoor who's keeping you wake!

  make up your own uses.....be creative!!!!  :-D

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THIS IS MY FIRST TEXTFILE....I'M PLANING ON WRITING A TEXTFILE ABOUT HACKING AND VIRUSSES
SO..MORE TO COME!

FOR COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS...SEND ME A MAIL!

E-MAIL: sick66@chatplaza
(you can also mail me about hacking and virii...cuz' im also into that shit!)

TOT ZIENS! (THAT IS DUTCH FOR 'GOODBYE!')