Windows is a Virus
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			I woke up in d mornin n ma pc has crashed
			Ave gt a swore head fre smokin sum hash,
			After several tries a gt ma pc 2 run
			Finnaly its workin am gonna have sum fun.
			But shoot wots dis an errors occured
			No way man this is totaly obsured.
			Its ma 3rd reeboot n a think its worked
			But w8 a min ma mouse is fucked.
			Ma left mouse button dosnt seem 2 work,
			God dam it am gonna go berserk.
			Ive reebooted again
			A think th@s it fixed
			But an errors come up
			A think ma pc is shit.
			The error says a need sum drivers
			But ave no gt d cd
			D windows 1
			A left it @ school n sum 1 nicked it n ran,
			So ave closed all d windows
			Ma desktop finnaly shows,
			No errors have occured its jus very slow.
			A check out ma software 2 c wots rong,
			Ma printer sound n 56k modem ave gon.
			None o dem work d drivers r broken
			N without d cd a cant gt stuff workin.
			Ave connected 2 d net wi ma spare 32k,
			Ma god dam ping is 4,990.
			D firs thing a do is check ma mail,
			Ave gt 1000 fre a m8
			N its made d website fail.
			D website is totaly lagged cos o ma mail,
			Its taken 1/2 an hr 2 gt rid o it all.
			Am tryin 2 send 1000 2 him
			But a cant,
			Its sayin ma SMTP's @ 5000 ping.
			Dis day is shite
			Nuthins goin rite
			Mayb it will get betta 2 nite.
			After hostin a ch@ n gettin abuse
			A new th@ a had nuthi 2 loose.
			Ave come of d net
			N finnished writin ma java applet.
			When it was complete a opened it up
			But it woz jus a matter o time till d blu screen came up.
			Ave pressed ne key, now ma desktop is bak
			But it happened again,
			An errors come up,
			It says "A fatal errors occured n ave gt 2 shut down,
			I started 2 frown.
			I realise now dat its no ma fault
			No1 can help d microsoft corp.
			I new a shood ave gt linux, unix or betta a mac
			Cos a windows pc is a pile o crap.

			By Boris Grishenko

				This poem is sad but true
			email me @ virus_collector_666@hotmail.com